Probably some furry....I was drunk.... sorry....commodore96 said:What is the kinkiest thing you have ever masturbated too?
It happens when people with dyslexia get bitten by a badgerQuantum Star said:Where do babies come from?
Where did the swallow leave from and where did it land?L3m0n_L1m3 said:What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen migratory European Swallow flying northwest with a windspeed of 3.7 MPH south?
The same reason you only ever lose one sockTheAceTheOne said:I sense Planescape! Nicely done, good sir.Annoying Turd said:What can change the nature of a man?arc101 said:Okay, yes I know I've done one of these before, but that was over 3 months ago and since then a lot of stuff about me has changed. Also, where as last time I did it because I was overly happy, this time it's main objective is to cheer me up.
Same rules as before, Ask me anything, I'll answer truthfully to the best of my knowledge.
If I don't answer your question I am deeply sorry.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns only come in packs of 8?
Life is how you perceive it. Have fun interpreting that.Bernzz said:What is life?
What approaching game will destroy my social life?
What is the airspeed of an unladen turtle?
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?arc101 said:Already answered, I'm afraid. Originality points: 0ninetails593 said:How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Zed Pee, I wanted to rant on the forums.SillyNilly said:What brought you to the Escapist, and what convinced you to create an account?
Describe your favorite color in two lines, and rhyming.
ex.
Oh heavenly cerulean, a skyward blue,
Such a lovely shade of a flowing, floating hue.
Bear Grylls would Grill, all the Bears he could grill is Bear Grylls could grill BearsColour-Scientist said:How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?arc101 said:Already answered, I'm afraid. Originality points: 0ninetails593 said:How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
42.... again, Originality points: 0henritje said:what,s the answer to the life the universe and everything?
i may be, but I am, in fact, more of a cheeky sprite sitting on the server of the internet giggling and juggling silly ideas throughout the world.Corporal Yakob said:Are you or are you not, some sort of devilish fiend intent on diabolical misdeeds?
Freezer and a microwave. Freeze everything and then thaw it out when I need it.savandicus said:If you could only have either a fridge or a freezer which would you take. No using friends fridges or freezers.
Fridge - Milk, cheese and other items at easy access, no icecream though.
Freezer - Techincally can have everything but would require good preperation to ensure that things like milk arent still frozen when you need them.
Free will is a relative quantity. Some may deem themselves free where they are truly restricted and there lack of knowledge of any other situation will limit the options they believe they have. Therefore, free will is based only on your own knowledge and experiences.Hagi said:Are Free Will and Causality mutually exclusive? Why?
If my will is free then it's not determined by a cause and as such causality is impossible. And if causality is real then my will must be determined by a cause and as such can not be free.
Yet both causality and free will are widely regarded as both being true.
Magnesium360 said:Where did the swallow leave from and where did it land?[/quoteL3m0n_L1m3 said:What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen migratory European Swallow flying northwest with a windspeed of 3.7 MPH south?
And a time please![]()
What is the reason you only ever lose one sock?arc101 said:The same reason you only ever lose one sockTheAceTheOne said:I sense Planescape! Nicely done, good sir.Annoying Turd said:What can change the nature of a man?arc101 said:Okay, yes I know I've done one of these before, but that was over 3 months ago and since then a lot of stuff about me has changed. Also, where as last time I did it because I was overly happy, this time it's main objective is to cheer me up.
Same rules as before, Ask me anything, I'll answer truthfully to the best of my knowledge.
If I don't answer your question I am deeply sorry.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns only come in packs of 8?