Asturiels Milestone: 5000

[Asturiel]

All hail the pants!

Congratulations on 5000 very panty (is that a word?) post!

And SOCKS! My first mention, i'm flattered.

Your name popped into my head when I was making the God of Socks, be honored.

I think the only un-Escapist person that I had dialogue for was the God of Pants, but then again I didn't have anybody for that role here so...

I'm left slightly suspicious...

Welp, you showed a tad bit of my silly side too with that scratched out detail, so I'm good with it.

As you should be. Sure that wasn't an insult, it was... intended to your personality. See how things work out when you wait?

So when can we expect your 10k story?

When I hit 10k of course silly.

Really, he left? Damn I liked that guy and I was wondering why I wasn't seeing him around the forums. I just figured he was off being all communist and idealistic. what may I ask made him leave? If it was a personal thing, leave it at "personal".

I guess with the posting I just never seem to really get beyond a few a day, which to me seemed like a literal fucktonne. Obviously I was wrong and must redouble my effort to become part of this forum (yes, I want to be part of the community, thats not wrong is it )

Well I think he had some issues with some shit and it stockpiled until he left... Thats what I remember hearing, Furbie likely knows more than I.

You can do it man!!! If you become active in a user group you can get more posts and fit in more with the community.

 

[Asturiel]

It's kind of messy. The spork makes things a little easier, but these so-called gods have lackeys. Many, many lackeys. And those lackeys have hench-people. I think I may have killed the lesser god of the shirt button. Given the obscurity of the current crop of hench-people/godlings, I could be at this for a while. Oh, and I got the goddess of the crop-top a while ago, with the god of the popped collar.
OK, time for more spork-stabbing.

Why are you going around killing my Silly Pantheon friends

 

[Cabisco]

Really, he left? Damn I liked that guy and I was wondering why I wasn't seeing him around the forums. I just figured he was off being all communist and idealistic. what may I ask made him leave? If it was a personal thing, leave it at "personal".

I guess with the posting I just never seem to really get beyond a few a day, which to me seemed like a literal fucktonne. Obviously I was wrong and must redouble my effort to become part of this forum (yes, I want to be part of the community, thats not wrong is it )

Well I think he had some issues with some shit and it stockpiled until he left... Thats what I remember hearing, Furbie likely knows more than I.

You can do it man!!! If you become active in a user group you can get more posts and fit in more with the community.

Ahhh well I won't ask any more, I'm sure he had his reasons and it's a shame he's gone. I almost kinda want to put a mudkip as my avatar for a day of mourning, but fuck it I can't be bothered.

I'm only now part of one user group, the almighty stargate fan group Even though at no point have I discussed stargate in it... hmmm...

I have found i'm now posting more than I used to, perhaps i'm just getting more used to the type of people the escapist members are, or perhaps i've stopped giving so much of a fuck about opinions haha. If it all goes wrong though, i'll just get a funky moving avatar once I finnaly figure out how to do one/be bothered to learn/actually find something worth making into one/i like pancakes, maybe pancakes/fuck the avatar I'm gonna make pancakes.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

It's kind of messy. The spork makes things a little easier, but these so-called gods have lackeys. Many, many lackeys. And those lackeys have hench-people. I think I may have killed the lesser god of the shirt button. Given the obscurity of the current crop of hench-people/godlings, I could be at this for a while. Oh, and I got the goddess of the crop-top a while ago, with the god of the popped collar.
OK, time for more spork-stabbing.

Why are you going around killing my Silly Pantheon friends

Self-defence, mostly. Also, I'm keeping my kill-count entirely amongst those beings claiming rulership over upper-body clothing. Your sock-god is fine. I apologise for any insult offered against the Silly Pantheon, but I don't have much of a choice...
Ooh, I killed my 11th henchman. And since I'm still alive, that makes it an 11 kill-streak - chopper gunner time!
...Bullets can't harm them. Crap.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hooray for the God of Pants!

Cheers for the 5k posts!

May the next milestone be even more epic for all of us involved!

 

[Asturiel]

Ahhh well I won't ask any more, I'm sure he had his reasons and it's a shame he's gone. I almost kinda want to put a mudkip as my avatar for a day of mourning, but fuck it I can't be bothered.

I'm only now part of one user group, the almighty stargate fan group Even though at no point have I discussed stargate in it... hmmm...

I have found i'm now posting more than I used to, perhaps i'm just getting more used to the type of people the escapist members are, or perhaps i've stopped giving so much of a fuck about opinions haha. If it all goes wrong though, i'll just get a funky moving avatar once I finnaly figure out how to do one/be bothered to learn/actually find something worth making into one/i like pancakes, maybe pancakes/fuck the avatar I'm gonna make pancakes.

Well the Escapist is a welcoming mistress, there are many groups for you to choose from, I have joined a lot so see if anything there appeals to you.

Well if you can ever break out of the cycle, they have to be 75x75 to work unless your part of the publishers club, then its 100x100. (20 bones for that).

Self-defence, mostly. Also, I'm keeping my kill-count entirely amongst those beings claiming rulership over upper-body clothing. Your sock-god is fine. I apologise for any insult offered against the Silly Pantheon, but I don't have much of a choice...
Ooh, I killed my 11th henchman. And since I'm still alive, that makes it an 11 kill-streak - chopper gunner time!
...Bullets can't harm them. Crap.

Balance boy, don't you know that there is a fine line that cannot be crossed? The balance of power better upper and lower cloth must remain equal or disaster might strike!

Hooray for the God of Pants!

Cheers for the 5k posts!

May the next milestone be even more epic for all of us involved!

I'll try, thanks again for the editing/reading. Couldn't have done this without ya

 

[UnusualStranger]

I'll try, thanks again for the editing/reading. Couldn't have done this without ya

It was no problem! I'm more than happy to help.

All people need to realize is that they need to ask first!
I get the feeling I'm supposed to say "You're welcome", but I'm not very good at that sort of thing. So I'll just congratulate you again.

[sub]Congrats, and its been an interesting time hanging around with ya![/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Happy 5k posts!
[sup]Lols at his cameo in the story.[/sup]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Good job on 5k Asturiel. But I shall never warship you! Even if you are the god of pants!
*is smothered by pile of pants*
OKAY I WILL WARSHIP YOU!

Also, no cameo for me?!
I thought we were friends! Friends cameo for each other!

 

[Irridium]

Congradulations!

That was epic
I enjoyed the story, despite you totally whooping my ass

Ah well, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE INSPECTOR GADGET!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Great read!

I bagsie God of Ponchos (ha, screw YOU, el poncho!)

 

[Cabisco]

Ahhh well I won't ask any more, I'm sure he had his reasons and it's a shame he's gone. I almost kinda want to put a mudkip as my avatar for a day of mourning, but fuck it I can't be bothered.

I'm only now part of one user group, the almighty stargate fan group Even though at no point have I discussed stargate in it... hmmm...

I have found i'm now posting more than I used to, perhaps i'm just getting more used to the type of people the escapist members are, or perhaps i've stopped giving so much of a fuck about opinions haha. If it all goes wrong though, i'll just get a funky moving avatar once I finnaly figure out how to do one/be bothered to learn/actually find something worth making into one/i like pancakes, maybe pancakes/fuck the avatar I'm gonna make pancakes.

Well the Escapist is a welcoming mistress, there are many groups for you to choose from, I have joined a lot so see if anything there appeals to you.

Well if you can ever break out of the cycle, they have to be 75x75 to work unless your part of the publishers club, then its 100x100. (20 bones for that)]

Chances are i'll join some more, I used to be in a couple but then i realised I never did anything in any of them the fewer the more chance I have to post regularly in them all.

Also yeah I heard if your a publishers you get an extra 25x25, only if I break the cycle and make something truely epic will I pay out so the awesome takes up more of the screen.

 

[Asturiel]

It's sad when I realise I've been here for over 3 months longer than you, and you still hit the 5K before me.

Well done.

You shouldn't be saddened by me, others have done it quite quicker I just have a little bit too much free time.

Also, no cameo for me?!
I thought we were friends! Friends cameo for each other!

Thanks, OK next story you have an epic role, don't worry!

Happy 5k posts!
[sup]Lols at his cameo in the story.[/sup]

You better lol! YOU BETTER!

 

[Asturiel]

i understand the 10,000 celebratory posts, but come on, we're not doing 5000 now are we? what's next, 2 week anniversaries?

Surely you jest. Five thousand posts are also noteworthy. My apologies but I find 5000 posts significant, 10,000 seems just excessive to me, when I finally get there I'll celebrate but for now 5000 is good.
[sub]... upon further thought, please tell me you were being sarcastic.[/sub]

 

[Insanum]

Congratulations, Although changing my name on that wasn't nice!

¬¬

Without socks, The pants are nothing. We shall rise up with the 3 quarter lengths and the Shorts and strike ye all down!

And congrats on the 5k!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Self-defence, mostly. Also, I'm keeping my kill-count entirely amongst those beings claiming rulership over upper-body clothing. Your sock-god is fine. I apologise for any insult offered against the Silly Pantheon, but I don't have much of a choice...
Ooh, I killed my 11th henchman. And since I'm still alive, that makes it an 11 kill-streak - chopper gunner time!
...Bullets can't harm them. Crap.

Balance boy, don't you know that there is a fine line that cannot be crossed? The balance of power better upper and lower cloth must remain equal or disaster might strike!

It's OK, we had a talk to sort things out. I stop my campaign of deicide if they stop taking over my body/voice. Also, they said something about it not being their fault; they were being controlled too...
Apparently Skinny Jeans really have gone rogue, and are causing problems for everyone. I've been... convinced to do something about it. Now I know how Kratos felt...

 

[Asturiel]

Congratulations, Although changing my name on that wasn't nice!

¬¬

Without socks, The pants are nothing. We shall rise up with the 3 quarter lengths and the Shorts and strike ye all down!

And congrats on the 5k!

I am so so so so so so so sorry. I had rewritten the part with me and Otteni to include you and Enzilwulf and I liked it better than the one on here, but I can't find it. I think it was in the meta version but then I saw that Unusual had edited some of the story so I just pasted it right in, not realizing he did that with the old part.

I am so sorry man!

It's OK, we had a talk to sort things out. I stop my campaign of deicide if they stop taking over my body/voice. Also, they said something about it not being their fault; they were being controlled too...
Apparently Skinny Jeans really have gone rogue, and are causing problems for everyone. I've been... convinced to do something about it. Now I know how Kratos felt...

Good to know that the morons up in Upper Cloth can still see reason.