Australian city spends $170,000 on... this

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Esotera

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I can only imagine that this somehow doubles up as part of Australia's air force and those 8 glands can spew fire & death from the skies.

I get that artists need support & funding, but this isn't the way.
 

Gavmando

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Ahh Canberra, the place where fun and interesting died of boredom.

But that giant boobie-fish is kind of interesting. But surely they could have used that money to fire all of the current politicians and advertise for new ones. Not any specific party. Just all of them.
 

xeyra

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Oh dear, I don't even have words to describe how scary that thing looks. The huge hanging "boobs" are just... I'm not sure I want to know what inspiration was going through the artist's mind. And they city paid 170k for this?
 

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Should have called it "A statement on the condition of modern art and government spending".

I cannot believe my own country would pay for this. In a place where no real people live.

It has breasts for fuck's sakes.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't the fins (wings?) kind of look like a bundle of giant, hanging boobies?
I can't unsee that...just...huge, drooping tits with erect...eww...This variation of The Wind Fish is terrible.

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Well at least you guys have something to show for your tax dollars. There has been road work going on in my area for over a month and you really...really can't tell at this point. You could for about a day but then it was as though nothing had happened...well, except for the lines. Whoever painted the lines on the roads doesn't know what straight-lines are.

...the captcha isn't loading right for me...I didn't get the answer even after re-loading the thing several times...the Hell?! Finally got a working one...sleep tight...Yay! Maybe Jeff will visit me before bed this morning!!
 

ItsNotRudy

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The company next to my old job spent 50k euros (65k dollars) on this badboy:

http://www.gooieneemlander.nl/regionaal/hilversumplassen/article9630551.ece/ALTERNATES/w470/bolus.jpg


Yeah...
 

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First off all, thanks for giving me a good laugh in the morning.

Second, Was anyone else immediately reminded of a team rocket like balloon.

On a different note, what happened to good old fashioned round(-ish) balloons with decorations on them.
 

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Part one of Australia's plan to create the floating city of Canberra?
FargoDog said:
When they write it in their history books and sing it in hushed songs to their children, they will say... it was this day that the invasion of New Zealand begun!
"Hahaha look, the Aussies spent $170,000 on that! Whales don't have tits you dumbasses! Wait, oh god, what's coming out of it? SHIT!"

Meanwhile on the Australian front...

"When they promised a glorious front-line fight they never mentioned this."
"Shut up Steve, we are in the glorious front-line! We'll be first to sack Auckland and take their...Lord of the Rings merchandise?"
"I know, I know but they never mentioned...this! How am I going to explain it to my kids? Yes Sally, Daddy parachuted out from a trojan-whale's boobs."
 

xeyra

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ItsNotRudy said:
The company next to my old job spent 50k euros (65k dollars) on this badboy:

http://www.gooieneemlander.nl/regionaal/hilversumplassen/article9630551.ece/ALTERNATES/w470/bolus.jpg


Yeah...
That's... a giant turd... what? What possessed anyone to pay for that? Or even make it? Then again, we do live in a world where a toilet is a piece of art.
 

ItsNotRudy

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xeyra said:
ItsNotRudy said:
The company next to my old job spent 50k euros (65k dollars) on this badboy:

http://www.gooieneemlander.nl/regionaal/hilversumplassen/article9630551.ece/ALTERNATES/w470/bolus.jpg


Yeah...
That's... a giant turd... what? What possessed anyone to pay for that? Or even make it? Then again, we do live in a world where a toilet is a piece of art.
Yes, yes it is. Everyone knows and that's how it was sold. No artistic pretense it was anything else. I believe it was some sort of statement about the funding for public TV networks. They had 50k in the budget which would be taken away and cut off next years budget (hey, you guys don't need that 50k you had left! derr) if not spent asap or something of the sort. I guess this is what they spent it on to show how dumb that logic is.

There was even a small marching band for it's inauguration and a bunch of press.
 

Bug MuIdoon

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I'll buy three and race them!

Seriously though, I'd rather it be something a little quirky than dull and boring. Loads of towns/cities spend £100,000+ on dreary plaques or small "statues" that no one ever looks at or notices, at least this is a talking point. It's even made it to a thread on a gaming forum, so it's not bad for publicity is it?
 

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i live in the ACT and yeah were pretty pissed by the way its not 170000$ is
- Canberra times newspaper *quote*
Official documents reveal the balloon is costing at least $334,000, not the $170,000 figure quoted by ACT government officials.
*end quote*
 

Me55enger

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Only thing I can say is that it has some bloody small testicles, all things considered.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't the fins (wings?) kind of look like a bundle of giant, hanging boobies?
Wow, once you see it it cannot be unseen! And it gets even weirder the longer you stare at it...

Anyways, I live in the UK so I can't vouch for the city of Canberra or even confirm if the city actually exists or not. All I can say is that I, for one, welcome our new titwhale overlords.
 

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I believe Marty McFly sum it up better then I could-

"What the hell is that???!!!" (Seriously how can no one made a Youtube clip on that quote????)

Give me an hour and I will think of many better ways to spend that amount of money for that purpose which one of them isn't making that monstrosity!