Australian city spends $170,000 on... this

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MeChaNiZ3D said:
Should have called it "A statement on the condition of modern art and government spending".

I cannot believe my own country would pay for this. In a place where no real people live.

It has breasts for fuck's sakes.
Lots of things have breasts. I wish more things, including myself, had breasts. Also it makes more sense than most modern art I've seen recently, plus it acutely looks interesting and cool. So I don't quite see the issue, besides people just not liking the look.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't the fins (wings?) kind of look like a bundle of giant, hanging boobies?
that's because they ARE big, hanging boobies. according to the article the artist said that it was an idea of what whales would have looked like if the evolved to fly, not to swim. and because whales are mammals, it needed big hanging boobies.

'tis an abomination, indeed.
 

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I would love to have that thing floating around over my city. Seriously. How can you not look up at that thing and just crack the biggest smile. I LOVE that thing and would very much like to buy one. Now wait here while I go rob a bank. :D
 

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It looks neat ....despite the ...whole ...giant hanging breasts th- how did that even get by them? At the suggestions for concept art it should have been smacked down quickly.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't the fins (wings?) kind of look like a bundle of giant, hanging boobies?

Well. Worse things have been bought. I just cannot name any other ones.
QUICKLY! To the HindenPeter!

 

MeChaNiZ3D

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Scarecrow said:
MeChaNiZ3D said:
Should have called it "A statement on the condition of modern art and government spending".

I cannot believe my own country would pay for this. In a place where no real people live.

It has breasts for fuck's sakes.
Lots of things have breasts. I wish more things, including myself, had breasts. Also it makes more sense than most modern art I've seen recently, plus it acutely looks interesting and cool. So I don't quite see the issue, besides people just not liking the look.
It is a whale. A whale that is supposed to have 'evolved' to be able to fly. It cannot do that, and is furthermore burdened by, and has no relevance to, the dozen breasts arrayed along its sides. Whales have no connection to Canberra. It makes no sense, which is not excused by other art making no sense either. Its interestingness and coolness are very much subjective, to the point where I think it looks the former but most certainly not the latter. The issue is it is ridiculous and has nothing to do with the event it is supposed to be part of.

So I suppose it all comes down to whether or not you think whales are relevant to Canberra and whether breasts of that kind are relevant to whales.
 

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One more terrifying thing in Australia I guess.
At least this one probably won't try to kill me if I ever get the courage to go there.
 

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Radoh said:
One more terrifying thing in Australia I guess.
At least this one probably won't try to kill me if I ever get the courage to go there.
Pft, you'll be looking up in the air for sky-whales and not notice a giant spider web and get eated.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Radoh said:
One more terrifying thing in Australia I guess.
At least this one probably won't try to kill me if I ever get the courage to go there.
Pft, you'll be looking up in the air for sky-whales and not notice a giant spider web and get eated.
That's why probably is in italics.
Since I can still imagine that thing could kill me in several ways.
Like deflating and crushing me, or dropping said giant spiders on my face.
Para-dropping venomous creatures.
 

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All right Canberra, now we have proof that you're actually trying to stop people from visiting...
 

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I fucking love living in Australia, yes our governments may spend money on some stupid shit but it's funny shit xD
 

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Shamanic Rhythm said:


Some background. Canberra is celebrating its centenary this year, hence they decided to commission a work of art to commemorate the occasion. The artist used to reside in Canberra, and hot air balloons are fairly common across Canberra.

...and that's about the point where all reason and logic bids us a merry goodbye. This thing is called 'Skywhale', despite the fact that it looks nothing like a whale unless it was a whale drawn by a coked-up Salvador Dali. And yes, it actually cost $170,000.

You can read the artist's rationale (if that is the word...) here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-09/is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-a-skywhale/4679676?section=act

PS I actually live here.
Well, good on your hometown to have that kind of money to burn, and absolutely no better use for it, than to finance the future nightmares of the towns children.
 

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Ed130 said:
Well after a quick google search for the creator Patricia Piccinini I found some of her other works.



The second piece isn't that bad but I stumbled across the first a year back and thought it was from some weird fetish site.

Also: I for one welcome our Giant Titty Whale Overlord.

I also hope it never ever goes across the Tasman.


Captcha: fools gold
This woman has issues. Deep-seated psychological issues.

You guys may think of this as a waste of money, but just take a look at the kind of crap our politicians get up to over here in America. I think you'll find that this is preferable.
 
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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't the fins (wings?) kind of look like a bundle of giant, hanging boobies?

Well. Worse things have been bought. I just cannot name any other ones.
thought the same thing, having 8 big ass boobie pepperoni nipples staring down upon us humans...

why not sharks, with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads? hmm?
 

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I think the real question is: If a 8-titty-inflatable-flying-whale attacks you, is it ok for a human to do self defence?
 

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Job 41:1 - 11 said:
Can you pull in the leviathan with a fishhook or tie down his tongue with a rope?
Can you put a cord through his nose or pierce his jaw with a hook?
Will he keep begging you for mercy? Will he speak to you with gentle words?
Will he make an agreement with you for you to take him as your slave for life?
Can you make a pet of him like a bird or put him on a leash for your girls?
Will traders barter for him? Will they divide him up among the merchants?
Can you fill his hide with harpoons or his head with fishing spears?
If you lay a hand on him, you will remember the struggle and never do it again!
Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is overpowering.
No-one is fierce enough to rouse him. Who then is able to stand against me?
Who has a claim against me that I must pay? Everything under heaven belongs to me.

Money well spent.
 

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Budget cuts and tax increases, so that we can afford a flying tit'd retard-whale.

Funny, didn't think it'd cost $170k to stick a helium hose up Julia's arse.