Avatar Fights

[Galletea]

I stab you in the eyes with my holly, set Morpheus on you as you stumble around blindly and gaze upon it all with a mild sneer.

 

[Incompl te]

I betchslap you!

Cookie for first person to guess what my avatar is from and what betchslap is from!

 

[Danglybits]

I'd fire my little bazooka at your ice cream and then watch you die of grief.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I punt you like the squirrel you are sending you face first into a tree

 

[Incompl te]

I put on my 'wtf?' face when I say you're sign. That emotionally kills you. I then BETCHSLAP YOU SHETBAG!

Cookie for first person to guess what my avatar is from and what betchslap is from!

 

[Mr. Fister]

My sheer presence causes your face to stick that way, and while you're fixated on getting it unstuck, I shove a pencil through your eye.

 

[Flying-Emu]

While you're busy bugging at Link to go get your durn magic headgear pieces, I use the power of the Supreme Court to remind you that forced labor is illegal, and punishable by fine and prison time.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm the Battosai. I think it's pretty obvious what I'd do.

 

[LewsTherin]

I carve you into more manageable pieces and feed them to my astral panther the size of a horse.

 

[Incompl te]

I kiss you making you stunned for a few key moments. I then proceed to stab your face numerous times with an exclamation mark

 

[Danglybits]

I'd crawl into your open mouth and down your throat; then eat my way out.

 

[COR 2000]

Since you're just a squirrel with a toy bazooka, I'll just step on you with my winter boots.

Edit: Not to mention, it is winter, so you would be hibernating and sleeping, which makes it all the more easier.

 

[Incompl te]

I'd pull out a hair and rub it strongly on you're 'mask'. It causes it to split in half making you die!!!

 

[Incompl te]

I put on my 'wtf?' face when I say you're sign. That emotionally kills you. I then BETCHSLAP YOU SHETBAG!

Cookie for first person to guess what my avatar is from and what betchslap is from!

Is it the youtube video shoes?

COOKIE FOR YOU!

and again off topic: you liked my previous avatar more?

ontopic: I thorw shoes that run too small at you!

 

[Incompl te]

Ive killed you so many times already...why won't you stay down...anywho i throw my pacman shaped Frisbee at you chopping off your head.

 

[sniper0501]

Boom! Headshot!!

 

[Incompl te]

I punch you in the back of the head while you're aiming at deepdarkz

 

[sniper0501]

slits deepdarkz throat.
(my previous post was a short range snipe)

 

[sniper0501]

Presses the detonator in his pocket blowing him and deepdarkz to teeny tiny pieces.

 

[Incompl te]

throws sniper into the explosion.