Avatar Fights

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I close your loading screen making you give a damn that you can't give a damn about anything anymore making you wonder how you even care anymore and the complexity of this paradox overloads your systems and you explode.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Those keys are just way too easy... I can clearly melt them down and make a gun out of it. Then I'll stab you with it.

Good luck anyone making out what my avatar is, If I didn't upload it myself I'd have no idea what it is.

 

[Incompl te]

As it is unknown. I can kill it however i please. WRENCH TO THE CROTCH!

10 Bonus Points for whoever can identify my avatar and tell me what its name translates to in English

 

[megapenguinx]

Oh man I should know this because I love Bobobobo.
I believe it begins with a D but not sure, quick scour the internet for episodes!

Knowing where he is from I just have Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch come and smash him like always

Edit:Oh! it's dengakuman! hahah grilled tofu

 

[cyber_andyy]

I strangle him qith his scarf.

Also, i win

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I remove your missile launcher and fire it back at you.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I create an over sized novelty door, at which you cannot resist trying to put your key in the slot. But unknown to you I have rigged the key slot to fire off exploding ninja stars at your exact position. That's right, ninja stars and AIDS.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Welcome to hell. It's dark and red. Satan will be there for you in just a minute. Enjoy, while I lock the door.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I roll my eyes sarcastically at your accent, because we all know it's fake,.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I sneak up on you dousing you with a glass filled with holy water you then roll around on the ground going OH GOD IT HURTS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I then laugh my ass off

 

[wazzaman]

ill turn the lights on... probably wont kill you but it'll still hurt your eyes.

 

[linchowlewy]

i poke you in the eye.

 

[megapenguinx]

I use a canoe paddle, problem solved

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I send a team consisting of Captain Blue, Sylvia, Alastor, Hulk Davison, and Fire Leo to destroy you once and for all (and at least 2 of them have V-Watch powers)

 

[Marv21]

I call upon the Heartless to destroy you!

 

[Incompl te]

I write 'oser' on the end of your avatar with my pen. I am the winner you are the loser

 

[Marv21]

huh, I don't get it.....*blows Dkozza up in a storm of ignorance*

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Your puny Heartless didn't stand a chance against the power of the 3 ultimate Keyblades ever.

I slice your fancy font letter to shreds, thus disgracing it forever.

 

[cyber_andyy]

I take you to a lock smith to change you.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I shear off all your wool make it into a jumper and then pull the wool over your eyes I then kick you yelling "Aint so great when it`s happening to you is it"