Avatar War!

[Torkuda]

Here's a game I use to play on one of the forums I was a member at a long time ago. Make fun of the avatar of the guy who posted before you. If you got the time defend your avatar. It's time for an Avatar war!

 

[Marter]

We have a <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362-Forum-Games>Forum Games section.

I'm moving this thread there because that's where it belongs.

I'm sure one of the regulars will tell me if this specific game is already being played.

 

[Torkuda]

Oh, so that's what that means. My bad.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You can imitate the Thinker all you like, but nobody'll ever wanna make a statue outta you.

 

[Torkuda]

Choose a freaking hair color hippie!

Besides, the hat makes it work.

 

[Barbas]

I have never seen a man walk into the Forum Games section with his had upon his head. Sir, I trust you know what must be done. I shall fetch the Mess Webley.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Even if that is a greyhound, I still feel like I should report you to the RSPCA for not feeding him properly. What kind of inhuman monster are you that you would starve a dog?

 

[Barbas]

I would mock you, sir, but I see that your avatar picture is an anime character and thus the challenge is gone.

 

[Torkuda]

So you're a dog? While I was in Korea I think I ate one of your cousins, he was delicious! I wonder...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Some sort of Nostalgia Critic ripoff? Lame.

 

[Barbas]

I remember when Pokémon was cool. When the show came out, I was so excited that I crashed my Tonka truck.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Hey Barbas ....... SHUT UP!

 

[username sucks]

What, you haven't even been insulted yet and you're already crying? Well I'll give you three reasons to cry:
One, you are just a little ***** for already crying.

Two, Those are the biggest mutant eyebrows I have ever seen, they seriously take up half your ugly little face, and I'm not sure if I should be thankful.

And Three, the other half of your face (That bleached monstrosity you call hair) looks like the styling was an attempt to put some Michilan Man pants on you but you couldn't find out which end they go on.

 

[deserteagleeye]

You look like Axe Cop and William Murderface Murderface Murderface had a ugly child born drunk, blind, and dumb. Plus I'm pretty sure he's constipated at the moment.

 

[Teoes]

Ahahahahaha little boy. *slap* Go back to bed, kid.

 

[Headsprouter]

Caaat! *hook swipe*

 

[Teoes]

There comes a point in every man's life where he must scream "Fuck that!" and run away from the hideous monstrosity before him.

 

[username sucks]

A cat? That's all? I may just have to BLOW IT THE F*** UP!!!!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Those glasses make you look like a poser and what is up with that moustache, hey look everyone, it's a Magnum PI wannabe

 

[Teoes]

I'm going to pull its hair until it stops sniveling! Then I'm going to give it noogies.