Avatar War!

[Headsprouter]

Learn how to spell doofus you prat! Now I shall hit you with my hat, just like that!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in a generic RPG, so I must kill this rat! Then I shall pet a cat...

 

[Neuromancer]

It is clear to me
That you are not versed on Scottish Ancestry.

Your rhymes are weak and with this "adventuring" you've done,
It's a wonder, dear boy, that you've lasted for so long!

You speak of rat hunting as though it is an achievable quest,
but with the stats that you've got that has to be a jest!

 

[deserteagleeye]

Your son is a wimp and needs to eat more meat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*gives presents instead of lightning*

You caught Zapdos in a good mood.

 

[xmbts]

*slaps*

*kicks*

*shoves*

*hugs*

 

[Headsprouter]

Hold on, I need to find my barge pole.

*aggressive jabbing*

 

[Barbas]

*Umbrella poke*

 

[Headsprouter]

*net*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*slaps*

*kicks*

*shoves*

*hugs*

I hate you too.

OT: *gives presents*

No death and destruction this week!

 

[Barbas]

*Throws armfuls of cutlery*

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Throws the platter and uses Ice Beam*

*Yawn* that was absolutely dreadfully pathetic of you...

 

[Barbas]

*Commences Daedra invasion*.

 

[Headsprouter]

*chips masque from statue*

It's the next best thing I suppose. Clavicus always stiffs me, somehow...

 

[Barbas]

You...bastard.

Well, that sucks. Now for aeons of loneliness.

 

[Euryalus]

You're too blushy and I can't read the subtitle. 2/10 would not view again.

 

[Headsprouter]

You'll be begging for cute things when I'm done with you!

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[Drummodino]

That outfit just does not match your eyes honey. For shame!

 

[Drummodino]

At least I put effort into my hair! Do you even shampoo?

 

[Drummodino]

Who you calling cheap lassie! I'll wipe that stupid blush off your face and make you smell how beautiful my shampoo is!

 

[Barbas]

SHAATCHYOUR MOUFF, YOU SLAG!

WHEEEEEYYY, LOADSAMONEY!!