Awesome/Hilarious Names

[Just_A_Glitch]

I work front desk at a hotel (currently working. Bored), so naturally I've come across some pretty hilarious and awesome names. My personal favorite is Dolores Goldfinger (hand to God, its on her ID and credit card). But the reason I made this thread is because I just checked someone in named William Wallace. All I could do was compliment him on his name, which he awkwardly replied with "I get that a lot".

So I was wondering what other hilarious or badass name combinations are out there. What are some of your favorites?

 

[AvsJoe]

Required reading for this thread: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_the-9-manliest-names-in-world.html

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster!

 

[Anarchemitis]

A friend of a cousin said they legally changed their name. I have yet to meet this "Josh Awesome" in person, though.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Hmmm...

You know, there's a trope for this...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolname?from=Main.ptitle73be69nd

Head to the Troper Tales link at the top of the page for some real-life ones. One of my personal favorites was "Armando Gun".

But ones that I've encountered in my own life? Well, I went to high school with a guy named Colton Danforth. That's got to count for something.

 

[StraightToHeck]

the History Channel show "Ancient Discoveries" had a man they would frequently call on named Professor Harry Sidebottom (dead serious btw)

 

[Tonythion]

Knew a kid in school his name was Damien Deeman, my art teacher had a weird accent so when ever he called out the guys name he would say Damien Demon.

Also no lie I was watching a cooking show this guys last name was Dickensheets....

so my brother and I would yell out in horrible British accents "LORD DICK IN SHEETS IS HAVING A STAY AT THE MENLO GARDENS"

 

[FalloutJack]

Hmmm...

You know, there's a trope for this...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolname?from=Main.ptitle73be69nd

Head to the Troper Tales link at the top of the page for some real-life ones. One of my personal favorites was "Armando Gun".

But ones that I've encountered in my own life? Well, I went to high school with a guy named Colton Danforth. That's got to count for something.

Depends. Was he black? (Yes, I just cited a racial stereotype. Get over it.)

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Hmmm...

You know, there's a trope for this...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolname?from=Main.ptitle73be69nd

Head to the Troper Tales link at the top of the page for some real-life ones. One of my personal favorites was "Armando Gun".

But ones that I've encountered in my own life? Well, I went to high school with a guy named Colton Danforth. That's got to count for something.

Depends. Was he black? (Yes, I just cited a racial stereotype. Get over it.)

Nope. But even if he was, it would still be pretty badass.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

I'm legally changing my middle name to Danger, so I can look people in the face and say 'Danger is my middle name."

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I went to school with a kid called Joshua Buttfield. Also, in one of my classes was a Vanessa Love and Bradley Death! My dad encountered a Death while working... when they called Mr. Death up, he got angry and said "It's pronounced DEETH!"

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

Duke Ezekiel Slate, seriously, it was bad ass. He was one of my friends in Middle School and he started doing weight training because people kept expecting him to be ripped.

 

[dfphetteplace]

Snip

Required. Funny as hell.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Awesome: Dr. Jefferson Jefferson (not a doctor, his first name is Dr.) (fictional)
Unfortunate: I'eesh'macoc (don't know how it was spelled exactly, but that was his first name, pronounce it)

 

[Hister]

I knew a guy in the Army.......not gonna believe me......Private Dick, oh yes, we couldn't imagine how he survived basic training. The Drill Sergeants had to have picked on him mercilessly.


P.S. anyone prior Army knows they name everything backwards for some arbitrary reason like "hat, hot weather, type 1: 1 ea" instead of the normal old "type 1 hot weather hat". This guy got promoted to Specialist in record time, and I cant tell you how often I heard him called "Dick, Specialist: 1 ea, come quickly!"

 

[Viral_Lola]

My friend's mom works at a hospital and checks the babies' hearing and she has told me some gems. Emma Royd, Ben Dover, Maximus Fantastico Aethestic, etc. I also lived in a town where there were people named Chlamydia and Vagina (Pronounced Va-Gina).

 

[OutcastBOS]

Snip

Required. Funny as hell.

Damn Ninjas, be ninja'ing all my posts...

Crash Fistfight is awesome too.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I had a classmate named Jack Offerman. No joke. Was one of the most popular kids at my school.

Another classmate o' mine's last name was Deathrage. My mom wanted me to marry him. Yuck!

 

[infohippie]

But ones that I've encountered in my own life? Well, I went to high school with a guy named Colton Danforth. That's got to count for something.

I don't understand why that one's funny. Am I just derp?

OT: At my local high school there was a kid with the family name "Kenobi". His parents named him "Ben".

 

[ChupathingyX]

A guy at school has the name Baydon Cox.

You know when you receive letters from doctors and stuff where they put "master" before your name? Well...

...Master Bayden Cox.