Awesome one liners

[Lyri]

"it's 1973 about Dinner time, I'm having Hoops!" - Gene Hunt, Life on Mars.

 

[Hitman 43]

Unfortunately only thought of about 20 seconds after I passed them, but I'll have it for the future:

(To a group of smokers): Is this like a mass suicide or something?

Nice.

 

[KSarty]

"That's right, cower! Be Afraid! Die knowing you lost to someone who really knows how to handle a Mobile Suit." - Norris Packard in his badass Gouf Custom.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

"Blow it out your ass."

Duke Nukem

 

[MBFCPresident]

Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said. Also, "This shit just got real." from Bad Boys 2. Greatest action movie evar!

 

[stefanbertramlee]

"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?"
I laughted so hard over this one

The first one who knows where I heard it gets a virtual cookie.
Hint: MS

cookie for me, project natal

 

[Raregolddragon]

You can all go to hell I'm going to Texas.

Davey

 

[General Ken8]

"The Cake Is A Lie"

 

[Wilfy]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

 

[shwnbob]

"Speak softly and carry a big gun"

 

[CrafterMan]

Oh god bring on the Mr T quotes!

"This is ten on B.A scale, ten stands for TOTAL PAIN"

"All I know is someone ordered this pizza, and someones gonna PAY"

"If you wanna stay alive, keep your mouth shut *pause*, or I'll nail it shut"

 

[wordsmith]

Not really one liners but hey...

"Seriously though, he's just like clockwork"
'What, he's reliable?'
"No, I can't resist the urge to wind him up whenever I see him!"

"Hey, why are the girls round here like buses?"
'I don't know, why are they like buses?"
"No, I'm asking a serious question. The girls round here are like buses! *stretches arms wide*"

 

[Ventuquies]

"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?"
I laughted so hard over this one

The first one who knows where I heard it gets a virtual cookie.
Hint: MS

cookie for me, project natal

Sorry for late cookie delivery! [..and the small advert for Natal, but the line was really so hilarious to hear in an official commercial!!]

 

[AlphaOmega]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it"

"Your words are as empty as your future, I am the vanguard of your destruction"

I allways liked these 2 lines from mass effect, not really oneliners thought.

and offcourse, "I have balls of Steel"

 

[KenzS]

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one PWNZ!" - SR T-Shirt

 

[manic_depressive13]

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter

I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly (I think someone else has already misquoted this one)

Both by Winston Churchill. He's actually said some pretty cool stuff.

 

[Rhayn]

Upon dismembering a poor minion, Rayne cheerfully says "Huh, and I thought someone was going to lose an eye..."

Always found that to be rather hilarious, for some reason.

 

[Lazy Lemon]

Unfortunately only thought of about 20 seconds after I passed them, but I'll have it for the future:

(To a group of smokers): Is this like a mass suicide or something?

You should have gone back and said it anyway I bet they'd have found it really funny!

 

[NimbleJack3]

Ingenuity to this game is like a cheeseburger to a lactose-intolerant Hindu.
-Yahtzee

 

[Lord Krunk]

"Finishing this fight."

In reference to the same game:

"I. Am. Truth! The Voice of the Covenant!"
"And so you shall be silenced."

Cue me wondering why there isn't a game focused solely on the Arbiter.