Awesome one liners

[shwnbob]

The faster we go the harder we hit it the more us brothers get out alive.

 

[Vrex360]

"Finishing this fight."

In reference to the same game:

"I. Am. Truth! The Voice of the Covenant!"
"And so you shall be silenced."

Cue me wondering why there isn't a game focused solely on the Arbiter.

I guess because people would never accept a game where the lead is ENTIRELY an alien, the alien must always be secondary. But still I agree, the Arbiter's awesome and in fact nowadays when people talk about Halo characters it's HIM who get's the most praise.
I would love to see a game where you are the Arbiter only.

 

[TopHatTim]

Boondock saints.


"lets make like a banana and get the fuck out of here!"

 

[Jark]

"No, not even in the face of armageddon. Never compromise." ~Rorschach - Watchmen.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

Scrubs?

Anyway, mine's from a comedian I saw live and there were some people coming in late and he decided to talk to one of them:

"Scuse me. Yeah you. Hello. Where do you live? Just up the road? Yeah, I live in North London and I still managed to get here on time."

 

[Unknower]

"Wrong!"

"I lied."

"I let him go."

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

"Let off some steam, Bennet!"

- Watch Commando.

Also:
"Chainsaw! The great communicator!"

 

[Meado]

"it's 1973 about Dinner time, I'm having Hoops!" - Gene Hunt, Life on Mars.

"Freeze! You are surrounded by armed bastards!"

 

[Jang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM

I win thread =D

 

[deletemeplease107]

This is my on original one:

"She gave you an A? Pfffff. She gave me head."

This was from me to a friend about one of my teachers.

....Did she ? lol

 

[goatzilla8463]

This is my on original one:

"She gave you an A? Pfffff. She gave me head."

This was from me to a friend about one of my teachers.

....Did she ? lol

Man, I wish.

 

[deletemeplease107]

This is my on original one:

"She gave you an A? Pfffff. She gave me head."

This was from me to a friend about one of my teachers.

....Did she ? lol

Man, I wish.

Haha yeahh....
oh well... id prefer NOT to be on the nightly news...

 

[Shycte]

Outnumbered. But never outgunned!

- TimeSplitters 2 Cover

Also, any line from The Shining.

 

[Toranilor]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

Sounds like Dr. Cox from scrubs?

 

[Hedberger]

"I'm gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild"

-Fallout 2

 

[Koeryn]

"Here's the thing. You out-mass me. That's nice. Here's something else. You have a low pain tolerance, and have this thing about not hitting guys in the testicles. You know what I'm going to do at the first chance? Ram my knee into your testicles so hard you choke on them."

And no one's ever actually taken me up on a fight. I wonder why...

Though, I don't suppose it's a one liner, so much as a speech. Hm...

In that case:

Firefly: Hoban Washburn - "Oh God, oh God, We're all gonna die?"

Metalocalypse: Ofdenson (and later, Nathan Explosion) - "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

Serenity: Cpt. Mal Reynolds - "No. They're not gonna see THIS comin'."

GWtBW: "I just killed someone with a rock!"

Metalocapyse: "WOAH! Good song title."

That's all for me.

Oh, wait.

"It's okay. At least he didn't use the whole bag."

 

[RobCoxxy]

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her.
So I said, "All right, fatty."

 

[tehbeard]

"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence" - Unknown

Edit:

why has noone put this one down?

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

Dr Cox from Scrubs after JD and Turks friend (forgot his name) tells Cox that Jordons baby is his =)

And unless you all want to watch me turn a 2 sylable word into a 6 sylable word I re-he-he-he-ally suggest we keep looking. - Again the man that is Cox

 

[DoctorWhat]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

I'm gonna 1-up everybody so far:

It's from Scrubs Season 2 Episode 22, entitled "My Dream Job."
Dr Cox says it after JD and Turk's college friend Spence uh... "accidentally" let him know that Cox is the father of Jordan's child.

(sorry, just watched it on DVD)

cookie?

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

The tooth fairy gave me an option of a big penis or a long memory, I can't remember which one I chose.

Stewart Francis ftw.