Awesome Things That Do Not Go Together

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Any one remember a skit from SNL or Mad TV where they did this premise? Coffee and Cigarettes come to mind, only the cigarettes are in the coffee.
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
Bioware and Sonic the Hedgehog. Never again.
Wait- what?
When did that happen?
That sounds amazing!

OT: 2 liters of Mountain Dew and Settlers of Catan.
By the end, you're really just giggling whenever someone asks for wood.
It kinda ruins the game.
 

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SckizoBoy said:
kittii-chan 300 said:
paintball + making out
sugar + toast
bath + toaster
bacon + mayonaise
and sex + chocolate
1. OK, I'll give you that one.
2. That's nice, actually.
3. The irony would be if you died from choking on the toast...
4. Again, that's nice, I find.
5. Depends what you did with the chocolate (aside from eating it) and what kind of chocolate? Depending on answer, it can be tremendous fun...
1:lol
2:ive tried it and didnt like it.
3:"my girlfreind asked me if i could play smoke on the water... so i threw a toaster in her bath..." :p
4:i havn't tried it, i just needed 5. lol
5: well the way i did it, there was loads of stickiness (eww..) and showering afterwards.

and i thought of another one. Bands and children's birthday partys. apparently parents dont approve of the "get your fuckin' hands in the air!" line...
 

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Bloedhoest said:
kittii-chan 300 said:
and sex + chocolate
Wild guess.

Alcohol & sex don't go well together either.
the three I tried were that one sugar toast and bath toaster.
Alchahol + church is worse...
[sub]and dont get me started on sex + church...[/sub]
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
Bioware and Sonic the Hedgehog. Never again.
Actually the story of that game was pretty good (as far as I got on it), the battle system was where it fell apart.
 

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kittii-chan 300 said:
3:"my girlfreind asked me if i could play smoke on the water... so i threw a toaster in her bath..." :p
High fivez! Mock the Week FTW!!

5: well the way i did it, there was loads of stickiness (eww..) and showering afterwards.
That's the mistake a lot of people make... always too much (and putting it in the wrong places)... ¬_¬ ...

and i thought of another one. Bands and children's birthday partys. apparently parents dont approve of the "get your fuckin' hands in the air!" line...
Not to belabour the point, but how are children's birthday parties awesome?! Even if you're one of the children?!

kittii-chan 300 said:
[sub]and dont get me started on sex + church...[/sub]
[sub][sub][sub]... Sex & cemeteries... good god, that was one freaky night...(!)[/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

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Awesome Things That Do Not Go Together
People and money.
People are just f***ng amazing. They are able to achieve almost everything.
Money are pretty hardcore too. They make it easier to achieve almost everything.

Add people and money and mostly you'll end with feuds, battles, wars and shit instead of pure, unstoppable progress...

...true story.
 

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Chocolate pudding and hamburgers.
That's not two things that don't go together, that's two things that you think wouldn't, but they totally do.

As for things that don't go together: Alcohol and salty chips. Seems like a party time classic, but with no water, things get fairly uncomfortable fairly quickly.
 

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SckizoBoy said:
High fivez! Mock the Week FTW!!

5: well the way i did it, there was loads of stickiness (eww..) and showering afterwards.
That's the mistake a lot of people make... always too much (and putting it in the wrong places)... ¬_¬ ...

Not to belabour the point, but how are children's birthday parties awesome?! Even if you're one of the children?!

[sub][sub][sub]... Sex & cemeteries... good god, that was one freaky night...(!)[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Yay mock the week! frankie left though... ;(. hopefull he'll make 'Frankie's Fun House' on Ceebeebies.

ok...

ruining childrens birthday partys is awesome. joke joke. all kids birthday partys ive been to were my cousins so i just stay with the older ones and its fun! especially how terrible they are at jokes...

that would be scary... and unhygienic...
 

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kittii-chan 300 said:
Yay mock the week! frankie left though... ;(. hopefull he'll make 'Frankie's Fun House' on Ceebeebies.
Scenes We'd Like to See just isn't the same without him... ah well...

ruining childrens birthday partys is awesome. joke joke. all kids birthday partys ive been to were my cousins so i just stay with the older ones and its fun! especially how terrible they are at jokes...
To be honest, I've never been to a kid's party (except when I was a kid... and that was a long time ago now...) so I'd probably either make everyone cry (I look like a moody SoaB at the best of times) or I'd leave because of 'the noise'. *hrk*

that would be scary... and unhygienic...
Um... it was neither, really... *awkward even though it's my own fault!*

OT: While on a previous line of thought... Frankie Boyle & the Queen...
 

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Sex and...most other awesome things.
Skydiving.
Geckos.
Skydiving geckos.
And you have any doubt that skydiving geckos would be awesome? What is wrong with you? xD

Sex and skydiving on the other hand, i'm more sceptical about.
 

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SckizoBoy said:
Scenes We'd Like to See just isn't the same without him... ah well...

To be honest, I've never been to a kid's party (except when I was a kid... and that was a long time ago now...) so I'd probably either make everyone cry (I look like a moody SoaB at the best of times) or I'd leave because of 'the noise'. *hrk*

Um... it was neither, really... *awkward even though it's my own fault!*

OT: While on a previous line of thought... Frankie Boyle & the Queen...
I think the outtakes secton suffered the biggest hit XD

I've been to lots... damn my ridiculously huge family!!! the best one was when they trusted me and my older cousin to make an 'age appropriate' music playlist for the party.
The most child freindly song was by madness...

ok...

that would be cool I think. XD the queen.

OT: Daron Malakian & Serj Tankian + coachtrip (on second thought that might be epic...)