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ygetoff

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1. I once knew I guy named Matt. Everyone made fun of him, for some reason.
2. See above.
3. Two kids: (boy) noob (purposely without capitals), (girl) Mohammed's Fist. I'd be a terrible parent.
 

fontlas

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1. I once knew a girl named: Aisha Mansour
2. See above it was actually pronounced Mansoor.
3. Harry, but only if my last name was balls.
 

sky14kemea

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1. one of my friends has a younger brother called Kit if that counts?
2. no not yet
3. N/A, probably wont have kids XD
 

flare09

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If I had a kid I would name them Bill, or Billie if it were a girl. Not only because I like the name Bill, but because my last name is Nigh...
 

Trivun

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La Roux is a pretty weird baby name. I found out about this because it's the name of one of my favourite new bands, and the singer found the name La Roux in a book of baby names she found in a bin (why she was looking in a bin for books on baby names was never explained...). Apparently it means 'The Red-Haired One' in French, which suggests they have a kickass language to cram all that into two words. Actually, one word and 'The'. Anyway, the singer chose the name for the band because

1. It sounds cool (which you have to admit, it does. French is awesome :D).
2. She has really crazy red hair. Which is also awesome.

So yeah, that's the weirdest baby name I can think of that hasn't already been chosen by a celebrity...
 

chromewarriorXIII

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black lincon said:
Internet Kraken said:
3.)Evil Lincoln
Hey! That's my brother! That bastard and his properly spelled name!

OT, If you count Kelli then yes
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Lloyd if it's a he, Raine if it's a she. bonus points to people who get where that's from.
Tales of Symphonia AKA awesome RPG!!!!111one

Umm... I don't really know any weird names but I think my sister had a girl in her class whose name was pronounced Kay-lee but was spelt as weirdly as possible.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Well I saw a kid named Usnavy (Us Navy) Apparently his mom named him after the first thing she saw in America.



I want to name my kids after the Transformers. Just imagine. Optimus you sit here next to Megatron.
 

Sergeant M. Fudgey

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1. No
2. No
3. Should I at any point decide to have children, I will name my child Peter Orville and change my last name to "File" or something like that.


Think about it.
 

Snugglebunny

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For the record Zephyra isn't really a name, it is a feminine form of the male abbreviations of 'Zephyr' from 'Zephyrinius' meaning 'west win' either way its ANCIENT GREEK. sheesh.

Also, this is just me but I hate all the Mary sue names like: Raeven, Raine, Darkness, whatever. Its kind of surprising all the variations they like to come up with.

And for the record, I am naming my kid' Alexander Ferdinand Alphonse Edward Fredrick Malcolm George Garrigan the Third' so he can be a prince XP
 

DROPDEADNAKED

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Nich.

Nich-olas... My parents are pretty awesome like that. People call me Neesh. It's pretty much the coolest name ever.
Have fun with your shitty names :D

-Nich

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Glerken

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I'm naming my kid Glerken.
And I'm serious.
Yes, I feel bad for him. I'm still trying to think of a humiliating middle name.
 

JC175

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gamekid171 said:
i remember reading that some one was gona name their kid "Kratos" after god of war
Was it on fmylife.com? Best site ever.
 

Calobi

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Sergeant M. Fudgey said:
1...I will name my child Peter Orville and change my last name to "File" or something like that.


Think about it.
I am and I don't get it. File fathered Peter Orville? Peter Orville is File's son? I am terrible at clever name puns, apparently.
 

Walrus42

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2. There's a girl in my school named Andre'a. It's pronounced Andre - uh, which is really stupid because her parents could've just named her Andrea and just told people to pronounce it differently. They didn't need to bring an apostrophe into the equation.
3. Well it's going to pronounced like Michael, but spelled with a D.. and a U.... so it's pretty much going to be spelled Duane.
 

jim_doki

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the most aweful names ever

Sidney Raiper
Theresa Green
and my Favorate
Jenna Tull
 

One Seven One

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JC175 said:
gamekid171 said:
i remember reading that some one was gona name their kid "Kratos" after god of war
Was it on fmylife.com? Best site ever.
you sir, have just earned a cookie

i found it on the ipod app and thought it was just freakin funny
 

JC175

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gamekid171 said:
JC175 said:
gamekid171 said:
i remember reading that some one was gona name their kid "Kratos" after god of war
Was it on fmylife.com? Best site ever.
you sir, have just earned a cookie

i found it on the ipod app and thought it was just freakin funny
There are some great posts on there. I actually considered posting my own one time:

"Today, I sat and read through every single post on fmylife.com. FML"

True story.
 

Clashero

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gamekid171 said:
i remember reading that some one was gona name their kid "Kratos" after god of war
That not only shows that the parents are idiots, but also uncultured idiots. If they were any sort of smart, they'd say they'd name the baby Kratos because kratos means Power, Government in Greek (hence Democracy, Aristocracy, Plutocracy, etc)