Backing down from a fight. UPDATED!

[RAWKSTAR]

So, it's late and I'm on Facebook just talking to my friends when this boy starts insulting them all. So I soon take offence to this and start having a go at him - stumping him at all his insults.

He isn't to smart, as in 'HE SPEKZ LIEK DIZz!' You know what I mean. Now he has offered me up for a fight (Remember I have no idea who this kid is). I obviously do not want to fight - Not that I couldn't take him, I'm a Fitness Instructor and a Boxing coach for fuck sake! - But the point is...

How do I back down from this fight? I've offered a truce, tried being civil and nothing works.

Any ideas on how to get through to this thick fool?

- UPDATE -
The kid (16) has realized that my father is the school he goes to headmaster and head of 6th form. He has now shit himself and apologize with his L33T speak. I have told him to give me 20 quid and be gone.

Result!

 

[petrolmonkey]

Just turn up to the fight, Unless he is built like a brick shit house, he will most likely back down. Also I wouldn't bother, he is probably just trolling you anyway.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Do you know the idiot? Does he live anywhere near you?

Exactly. So tell him to come to wherever you live (just give some place fake) and say you will fight him there.

He won't go. There are other ways to deal with this, but I'm assuming you have tried most other methods and they did not work.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Tell him to kindly FUCK OFF!!! and than get on with your life

 

[chimmers]

Block him?
Ignoring people beneath you as much as possible is the way to go

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Tell him to kindly FUCK OFF!!! and than get on with your life

He's the type of person that if I say 'Fuck off!' He'll come back with 'NOES U FUK OFF!'

Due due..

 

[quiet_samurai]

It's facebook dude...... enough said.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Nothing works for idiots like these. Show up and intimidate him. Make him piss his pants. If your sheer size doesn't tell that L33T speaking moron to sod off, kick his ass. if the cops ask, show them the conversation, and tell them that he was spamming/harrassing/etc.

 

[ExaltedK9]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Tell him to kindly FUCK OFF!!! and than get on with your life

He's the type of person that if I say 'Fuck off!' He'll come back with 'NOES U FUK OFF!'

Due due..

Unless he's harassing you say something incredible intelligent and insulting, than never speak to him again

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Do you know the idiot? Does he live anywhere near you?

Exactly. So tell him to come to wherever you live (just give some place fake) and say you will fight him there.

He won't go. There are other ways to deal with this, but I'm assuming you have tried most other methods and they did not work.

That is a very good idea. I might do that indeed!

 

[Lyri]

How old is this kid?

I can't remember the last time I got into a heated discussion over the internet.

Either way; Just at take a picture of your arse cheeks and kindly forward them too him.
Should be worth a giggle.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Queensberry Rules, see if he lasts past the first 9 rounds.

Kidding, just confront him face to face (if he turns up), if he realises that he's made a big mistake he'll likely run scared. If not then he's gotta learn the sore way.

 

[rockingnic]

I'd usually just ignore him by putting him on the ignore list or whatever. Maybe report him if he was horrible enough...

 

[ExaltedK9]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

How old is this kid?

I can't remember the last time I got into a heated discussion over the internet.

Either way; Just at take a picture of your arse cheeks and kindly forward them too him.
Should be worth a giggle.

All these ideas are golden.
But this takes the biscuit! Awesome! Haha!

I haven't a clue of his age. He's a friend of a friend seems around 14-15ish (I'm almost 18)

But my arse cheeks on his computer screen... Winner!

 

[Carlston]

So, it's late and I'm on Facebook just talking to my friends when this boy starts insulting them all. So I soon take offence to this and start having a go at him - stumping him at all his insults.

He isn't to smart, as in 'HE SPEKZ LIEK DIZz!' You know what I mean. Now he has offered me up for a fight (Remember I have no idea who this kid is). I obviously do not want to fight - Not that I couldn't take him, I'm a Fitness Instructor and a Boxing coach for fuck sake! - But the point is...


How do I back down from this fight? I've offered a truce, tried being civil and nothing works.

Any ideas on how to get through to this thick fool?

Back down? Why bother with that, meet him. Say your not playing his game and if he steps up thinking your weak pepper spray him and let the cops deal with him.

Your not is grade school, let the cops handle the douche.

 

[Space Spoons]

Just tell him you don't want to cause him any pain, or better yet, that you value his life. Nothing shorts out their brains like threats thinly veiled with compassion.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

 

[devildog1170]

So, it's late and I'm on Facebook just talking to my friends when this boy starts insulting them all. So I soon take offence to this and start having a go at him - stumping him at all his insults.

He isn't to smart, as in 'HE SPEKZ LIEK DIZz!' You know what I mean. Now he has offered me up for a fight (Remember I have no idea who this kid is). I obviously do not want to fight - Not that I couldn't take him, I'm a Fitness Instructor and a Boxing coach for fuck sake! - But the point is...

How do I back down from this fight? I've offered a truce, tried being civil and nothing works.

Any ideas on how to get through to this thick fool?

Go at him man. Just keep throwin insults left and right, and when he says something around the lines of "***** I see you can't take me I'm leavin" you know you've won. Congrats on the picture