Backing down from a fight. UPDATED!

[Snugglebunny]

I would be straight forward:

'I do not want to fight you.' if he pulls the 'ZOMG u COWARRD!' then just keep saying it ^^ idiots only realize that they're idiots when they're being outclassed.

Once you lay that down, I would ignore him for an hour or so until his attention shifts to something shiny and he forgets everything that happened in the last five minutes, along with all their fifth grade math skills.

Its very admirable what you're doing in this circumstance ^^ stay cool!

 

[jim_doki]

you fight like a man! you use your mind to outfox the fucker! come carrying a bat with some gloved dropped over the end. also, he probably wont turn up anyway.

i guess my advice is to go to the fight prepared, but try and talk him down

 

[Mr.Pandah]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

I'd say its your fault as well for even bothering with him. Honestly, have enough common sense to not even respond to the little turd. Who cares what some punk is saying on the internet? If you aren't a big enough man to just ignore him, then you're going to get thrown into jail for actually fighting him over something said on the internet. Hes most likely a minor, you are not. Get over it.

 

[ExaltedK9]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

Ah. Well then I would probably give him the wrong time and place, then kick back and have a good laugh about it with your friends...And then hint that you slept with his mom anyways.

The best way really to deal with dumbasses is to outsmart them. or just screw with their heads.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Facebook fights are for FUCKTARDS

 

[RAWKSTAR]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

I'd say its your fault as well for even bothering with him. Honestly, have enough common sense to not even respond to the little turd. Who cares what some punk is saying on the internet? If you aren't a big enough man to just ignore him, then you're going to get thrown into jail for actually fighting him over something said on the internet. Hes most likely a minor, you are not. Get over it.

Well, you know what it's like when some one starts on your friends you want to defend them don't you? And I wasn't evening being nasty just little things telling him to back down.
That's when he starts with the fighting talk and such. But he just seems to thick to understand any reasoning. But I am trying to ignore it

 

[Lyri]

All these ideas are golden.
But this takes the biscuit! Awesome! Haha!

I haven't a clue of his age. He's a friend of a friend seems around 14-15ish (I'm almost 18)

But my arse cheeks on his computer screen... Winner!

He's 14/15?
Should ignore him then if you're 18, considering you can probably go to jail for abusing a youngster.

It's a shame really, you could have played Moms and Dads, only you'd of been the dad and he'd be the wayward son you beat with a shoe.
Goodtimes.

 

[Zildjin81]

If he's your age kick his ass.

Or is you're older than him just show up and let him be scared of you.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Facebook fights are for FUCKTARDS

I totally agree! But the person doesn't! Haha!

All these ideas are golden.
But this takes the biscuit! Awesome! Haha!

I haven't a clue of his age. He's a friend of a friend seems around 14-15ish (I'm almost 18)

But my arse cheeks on his computer screen... Winner!

He's 14/15?
Should ignore him then if you're 18, considering you can probably go to jail for abusing a youngster.

It's a shame really, you could have played Moms and Dads, only you'd of been the dad and he'd be the wayward son you beat with a shoe.
Goodtimes.

I THINK he's around that age... Just seems like it. Hard to tell.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

I'd say its your fault as well for even bothering with him. Honestly, have enough common sense to not even respond to the little turd. Who cares what some punk is saying on the internet? If you aren't a big enough man to just ignore him, then you're going to get thrown into jail for actually fighting him over something said on the internet. Hes most likely a minor, you are not. Get over it.

Well, you know what it's like when some one starts on your friends you want to defend them don't you? And I wasn't evening being nasty just little things telling him to back down.
That's when he starts with the fighting talk and such. But he just seems to thick to understand any reasoning. But I am trying to ignore it

Yeah I do know what its like. But I still think that its the internet we're talking about. On facebook nonetheless. If it was in person, I wouldn't blame you for getting into a fight with someone. Just block him/delete him from your friend's lists for godssakes and be done with it.

 

[Papopapo456]

Just ignore the twat and tell him you don't think it's aproppiate to fight for a trivial thing as Facebook.


Off Topic= Yeah! 100 posts

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Just tell him that you think it's wrong to fight retards, or hit girls... or beat up retarded girls...

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Just tell him that you think it's wrong to fight retards, or hit girls... or beat up retarded girls...

Haha! Made me laugh that did!
Look at the update now! Karma in effect!

 

[ExaltedK9]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

I'd say its your fault as well for even bothering with him. Honestly, have enough common sense to not even respond to the little turd. Who cares what some punk is saying on the internet? If you aren't a big enough man to just ignore him, then you're going to get thrown into jail for actually fighting him over something said on the internet. Hes most likely a minor, you are not. Get over it.

Well, you know what it's like when some one starts on your friends you want to defend them don't you? And I wasn't evening being nasty just little things telling him to back down.
That's when he starts with the fighting talk and such. But he just seems to thick to understand any reasoning. But I am trying to ignore it

Yeah I do know what its like. But I still think that its the internet we're talking about. On facebook nonetheless. If it was in person, I wouldn't blame you for getting into a fight with someone. Just block him/delete him from your friend's lists for godssakes and be done with it.

Mr.Pandah...I used to think you were cool.

You ain't bad...You aint NuTHIN!!!111!!1!

 

[Mr.Pandah]

It's like talking to a brick wall really.

You won't be able to get through to him with words. Just imply that you slept with his mother and encourage your friends to ignore him.

The only way to deal with peeps like him is to sink down to their own, extremely reatarded level, and keep coming back at him.

oh hell. I didn't know that you where actually gonna meet with this guy and fight him.

Still though, if you can't get him to back down through intimidation, and if you think you can take him (you probably can) then just proceed to kick his ass sideways.

You're big, you could probably take him with little difficulty. And again, after you are done whipping him, imply that you slept with his mom again just to throw salt on the wound.

Oh! No he WANTS to meet up and fight. But I'm thinking of the ways of telling him 'No, I do not like/want to fight'.

I'd say its your fault as well for even bothering with him. Honestly, have enough common sense to not even respond to the little turd. Who cares what some punk is saying on the internet? If you aren't a big enough man to just ignore him, then you're going to get thrown into jail for actually fighting him over something said on the internet. Hes most likely a minor, you are not. Get over it.

Well, you know what it's like when some one starts on your friends you want to defend them don't you? And I wasn't evening being nasty just little things telling him to back down.
That's when he starts with the fighting talk and such. But he just seems to thick to understand any reasoning. But I am trying to ignore it

Yeah I do know what its like. But I still think that its the internet we're talking about. On facebook nonetheless. If it was in person, I wouldn't blame you for getting into a fight with someone. Just block him/delete him from your friend's lists for godssakes and be done with it.

Mr.Pandah...I used to think you were cool.

You ain't bad...You aint NuTHIN!!!111!!1!

Someone thought I was cool on here?!

God damnit...I revoke my previous comments... ;D

 

[Lyri]

- UPDATE -
The kid (16) has realized that my father is the school he goes to headmaster and head of 6th form. He has now shit himself and apologize with his L33T speak. I have told him to give me 20 quid and be gone.

Result!

Nice outcome, I'm impressed although it's a shame he never got beat with a slipper or complimentary arse cheeks.

QQ

 

[Playbahnosh]

Fighting over the internet? Am I the only one who thinks it's juvenile and retarded? (at least until someone invents the method of punching someone in the face through the internet)

 

[ExaltedK9]

Someone thought I was cool on here?!

God damnit...I revoke my previous comments... ;D[/quote]

Huh? oh sorry I must've been think of some other panda leaning on a stump.
words don't solve retardation. Fists and large rocks do!

kick ass dawgs. Arooooooo!

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Fighting over the internet? Am I the only one who thinks it's juvenile and retarded? (at least until someone invents the method of punching someone in the face through the internet)

Once again I did not start anything over the internet, just that fella.
Look at the outcome anyway! Due due!

 

[ExaltedK9]

- UPDATE -
The kid (16) has realized that my father is the school he goes to headmaster and head of 6th form. He has now shit himself and apologize with his L33T speak. I have told him to give me 20 quid and be gone.

Result!

Nice outcome, I'm impressed although it's a shame he never got beat with a slipper or complimentary arse cheeks.

QQ

Damn! nice bro.

sweet sweet justice has been served.

Oh! right, did you remember to hint that you slept with his mom? or...would that have been akward?