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DudeistBelieve

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GoaThief said:
As has been stated already, amateur porn!

I would like to stick up for the adult entertainment industry though, there's far less shady goings on than many of these supposed documentaries make out... yes, I know people who are in the business. The thing is with a lot of these moral crusade pseudo-documentaries is that they are pushing an agenda, whether it's an attack on supposed morality from a religious standpoint (think of the children!) or just for plain ol' ratings (yes, they're all abused drug addicts!). That said, there are some sad tales but this can be applied to many different professions and social statuses.
Agreed, and It's not all gloom and doom for some of them. Katie Morgan retired from it, she doesn't seem traumatized.

That said, some of the stories are down right heart breaking, like Julie Ellis.
 

putowtin

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*Breaking News*
Porn Actress Looked Bored...

In other news Grizzly adams had a beard!

Seriously I've never seen a porn actress that didn't look bored, then again faking orgasams for a living can hardly be interesting!
 

Loop Stricken

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See, this is why I only ... hm, was about to say 'use', then. That sounds filthy.

Anyway, amateur videos, yes. Much better. As long as they have sound and a decent framerate anyway.
 

Westaway

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Sacman said:
Yes... any Japanese porn... the actresses are just terrible at it... they can't do a Damn thing... all they do ie lay there getting pounded while very poorly fake orgasming... which is par for the course but they're just so unconvincing... half the time it sounds like the girls are softly crying to themselves like they're getting raped than anything else... or other times they just do it so lazily... the worst offender I've seen was this one girl who had this utterly uninterested look on her face while making a sound like she was about to sneeze and constantly looking at the camera with eyes that said, "where's my pay check?"

Terrible...
Yeah man, this. Every time. I don't understand why. Why does it sound like they're crying? WHY?
 

HollaAtchABoi

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The worst porn I ever saw inspired my latest work:

There once was a girl from Nantucket

Who took a dump in a bucket

Her friend began to eat

Their lips they did meet

And then they began to upchuck it

-Holla