Bad to Worse.

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Worse premise: Polar bear cubs are cute, I should steal one from its mother as she sleeps.

Bad idea: setting fire to a burns unit.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Worst idea: Setting fire to firehouse

Bad idea: wasting valuable time

 

[Ochidi]

Worse Idea: Wasting others' valuable time

Bad Idea: Breaking a statue

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse Idea: Breaking a statue, and trying to fix it with chewing gum.

Bad Mission: Infiltrate a suicide cult

 

[Pm0n3y]

Worst Mission: Infiltrate a Pregnancy Pact. And you're a guy. Dressed in drag. Hilarity ensues

Bad Food Combination: Dirt & Composite Waste

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Worse food combination: sludge and radioactive waste.

Bad karma: killing every orphan on the planet.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse Karma: killing every orphan on the planet. AND EATING THEIR BODIES. ahem

Bad pet: killer bees

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

worse pet: mutated 4 foot long killer bees

bad day: losing a kidney in an arm wrestling match with a warthog

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Worse day: Losing a kidney wrestling said warthog before he tosses you into an electric fence.

Bad parenting: forgetting to pick your child up from sports practice

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse Parenting: Forgetting to pick your child up from the hospital in the first place.

Bad instructions: How to Stalk!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Worst Instuctions: How to Rape a dead body!

Bad School: The Adolf Hitler Elementary School of Music and Science

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Worse school: The Genghis Khan school of political and military arts

Bad spell: self-zombiefication

 

[Ochidi]

Worse Spell: Suicide

Bad Spell: Destroy Sun

 

[NeoAC]

Worse Spell: Enlarge Sun

Bad Song: The Hamster Dance

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

worse song: any song that has been chipmunk'd on you tube:

bad pet: jellyfish

 

[Ochidi]

Worse pet: Rabid Jellyfish

Bad people: Trolls

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse People: Nazi Trolls

Bad drink: Petrol smoothie

 

[Jedamethis]

Worse Drink: Flaming petrol smoothie

Bad Clothes: Nettles

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse Clothes: Poison Ivy.

Bad game: My Little Pony Adventures.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

worse game : barbie horse adventures

bad idea: smoking and drinking petrol at the same time