Bad to Worse.

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse Idea: Smoking dynamite and downing nitroglycerine.

Bad Car: Shopping Trolley.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

worse car: roller skates and a cardboard box

bad good luck charm: rabbits foot with rabbit still attached

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse good luck Charm: 13 black cats attached to a horseshoe.

Bad T-shirt slogan: Hi! I'm your neighborhood rapist!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

worse t-shirt slogan: millions of potential children died on your sons face this morning

bad catchphrase: hey kids who wants free candy at my house?

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Worse Catchprase: Who wants free needles?

Bad luck: Walking round a ladder and falling down a manhole.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

worse luck: the manholes full of acid:

bad name: nevin

 

[khaimera]

Worse Idea: your man hole filled with acid

Bad Idea: Falling down a flight of stairs

 

[strength of 7 men]

Worse Idea: Falling up a flight of staris (embarrassing)

Bad Bed: bed of nails

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Worse bed: bed of rusty nails
Bad idea: using poison ivy as toilet paper

 

[Insanum]

Worse Idea: Eating it after use.

Bad Job: Battery Taster.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Worse Job: Battery Acid Taster.

Bad Day: Forget how to stand up halfway through the day.

 

[Xvito]

Worse day: waking up.

Bad band: Brokencyde.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Worse band: mewithoutYou
Bad food: poo sandwich.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Worst Food: Period Sandwich with a Explosive Diarrhea Chaser

Bad Death: Found dead taking a shit.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

worse death: found dead mast*****ing
Bad feeling: getting stalked by a chick who looks like a witch

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Worse feeling: Getting stalked by a chick who looks like a wizard.

Bad place: 2 miles underwater.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Worst Place: 6 feet under

Bad idea: buying a highly venomous, extremely dangerous, pet cobra

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Worse idea: buying a highly venemous, extremely dangerous wife.

Bad way to die: smashed by a brick.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

worse way to die: getting asphyxiated with a chicken skin.

Bad way to be born: in the middle of an urban war zone

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Worse way to be born: fifty thousand feet in the air.

Bad idea: Choking a president.