Bad Translator

[The Maddest March Hare]

This is from a while ago, some time last year in fact, but I saved it because it seemed so incredibly apt and entertaining:

"Verily the Donkey, oh beast of much bad attitude, doth cometh into mine domain and eat root vegetables."

...54 translations later we get:

"This is Unlikely."

 

[Knusper]

Gordon Freeman caused the resonance cascade.

After 40 translates, Google gives us:

Gordon Freeman is the voice of the waterfall.

 

[SckizoBoy]

EDIT: For the hell of it, I put in "fuck you", and it came out "plug-in". Hilarious. I love this site.

Ha! Priceless...(!)

OT: Total war became Empire: Total War via Rome: Total War... iiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting.

So, Warhammer 40000: Space Marine becomes: Marine areas chatwayant, vaame... WTF?!

Checked and it got fucked after translating into Haitian Creole. The one before: The shimmering sea zones, Warhammer.

 

[Professor Cubbage]

My name is Jack.
56 translations later: "Islam is not an honest morality and Jack show revised".
Geez you don't have to bring religion into this. The translator is just asking for a flame war.

 

[Truehare]

Being a translator myself, I just LOVED this site. Thank you very much for sharing it.

I put "Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain" in there and it gave me:

"Seeding of blood, Angela."

Not that bad, at least it kept "blood" in there.

EDIT: This site is so much fun, I just had to have another go at it.

"Grand Theft Auto IV" became "Grand Theft Auto IV", but some of the middle translations were "the game Grand Theft Auto IV" and "play Grand Theft Auto IV". So, what, is Rockstar a sponsor for Bad Translator or something?

Also:

"Life... was a game to him. And he played... by his own rules." (From the ending of Full Throttle)

becomes:

"This is the game of life ... I was thinking ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... integration."

Bad Translator to be sure, but also a lousy punctuator...

 

[thespyisdead]

"unreal things will never happen in reality, due to their unrealistic nature"

...50 translations later Google gives us

"Kind of power."

how did that work?

 

[CorvusFerreum]

"Shogun 2: Total War"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

""Maybe 2: General"

Also:

"Half Life 2: Episode 3"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Half Life 2: Third Episode"
meh....


"Batshit bonkers"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Criminals."

ok...


And finaly:


"There is no god, there is only men"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"There is one God."

oO

 

[manic_depressive13]

"Lose wars, eat cheese"

56 translations later...

"Energy, food, food"

Teehee.

Edit: "My beard is enormous"

becomes...."I have a good chin"

 

[The Almighty Grigard]

Original text:

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"

...30 translations later Google gives us:

"Select the Post"

Uhm.... What the hell?


Second attempt:

Original text:

"I like to move it move it"

....30 translations later Google gives us:

"Reservation"


-_-

 

[Palademon]

Original text:

"All your base are belong to us" (BAD TRANSLATION-CEPTION)

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Infrastrukture proved."

Infrastrukture? So it translated to a mispelling?

EDIT:
Original text:

"Palademon"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Yes."

 

[gabe12301]

"They see me trolling "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Yes, thanks."

Yay! my trolling is appreciated.



"Jizz in my pants "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Kim Monday"

.....ok. I might be a bit immature.

 

[Redingold]

Spoiler

Original text:

"Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, aleph-null bottles of beer, you take one down and pass it around, aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Beer is rich style - with a bottle of beer, bottled beer, wall, walls, thousands of empty beer bottles, -."

Spoiler

Original text:

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"When Captain Charles Wood, the game?"

Spoiler

Original text:

"Three months of winter coolness and awesome holidays, we've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play, but the food we've stored is running out and we can't grow in this cold, and even though I love my boots this fashion's getting old"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"In winter, warm air and the defense industry, fear, shoes, keys, on Tuesday in the first place."

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

This thing is amazing.

Plants vs. Zombies:
Second hand.

Imperishable Night:
Computer skills are a must.

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift:
Business: Request to

Silent Hill:
Mountain Lodge

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

"Deus:Ex Human Revolution"

56 Translations later and...

"Ken: Yes, one of the consequences."

Okay?

 

[Megawat22]

Wanna buy an ice cream?
-56 translations later I get "What is it?"

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
-50 translations later I get "Back there in the house"
...Odd.

I enjoy the presence of a canary in the morning.
-56 translations later "The future of this country".

This website clearly knows something I don't.

also

Call of Duty: World at War
-56 translations later "Title: World War II"

 

[legion431]

This may seem surprising:
"Death"
50 translations later:
"Death"

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

"Brütal Legend." 56 Google translations later...

Spoiler

"Harder."

"Dead Island" 56 Google translations later...

Spoiler

"Island of the Dead"

...Well, that one was boring.


x

 

[runnerbelow]

"I was walking out to my car one night in Canada and I was attacked by dragons!"

turned into:

"I am a night bus in Canada, I'm ready!"

 

[luna_moth]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open sewer and die"

...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Mortality and environmental constraints of the wrist and fingers."

uhhh...

And:
"holy hyperbole batman!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Spirit - Salt Batman!"

mmm salt batman

 

[Commander of pie]

Original text:

"Just cause 2"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Once"


Original text:

"I like coconut pie"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I love coconut cake"

Original text:

"Come at me bro!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Come with me, brother!"

I love this