Bad Translator

[luna_moth]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open sewer and die"

...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Mortality and environmental constraints of the wrist and fingers."

uhhh...

And:
"holy hyperbole batman!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Spirit - Salt Batman!"

mmm salt batman

 

[Commander of pie]

Original text:

"Just cause 2"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Once"


Original text:

"I like coconut pie"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I love coconut cake"

Original text:

"Come at me bro!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Come with me, brother!"

I love this

 

[Commander of pie]

Original text:

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Monty Python and total panic."

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

"Hello! My name is Anya and I'm from Northern Ireland." 56 Google translations later...

Spoiler

"Ireland, greet my name and my mother."

I can't help but feel that was some sort of sectarian* dig at me...

I got this here quote from an episode of NCIS: "Magee, I'm pregnant. Gibbs is the father. I couldn't help myself; it's his grey hair that gets me so hot." then 56 Google translations later...

Spoiler

Magigibusu hot there, I'm not pregnant, you can expect.

...ಠ_ಠ



*It means something completely different here.


x

 

[Marmalade]

I wrote "My cock is much bigger than yours" (It's from a song) and I got "Wife".

 

[RanD00M]

"League Of Legends"
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"University of East"

"Killing Floor"
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Light"

"Kingdom Hearts"
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Kingdom Hearts chain of memories"

"Alabama Thunderpussy"
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Flash in Alabama."

"Mount and Blade: Warband"
...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Louise."

"The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"There are three types of entertainment."

"I love Eastern Asian women."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Namorei I'm in."


"Serious Sam"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Poisoning"

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Original: "There was a hole here. It's gone now."

Result: "Here is a hole. Disappear."

...I don't think it likes me very much.

 

[Blunderboy]

"Forsooth, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!" becomes "Of course! Me"

I don't even know.
Though i will give a cookie to anyone who gets the reference, as per the rules of the interwebs.

 

[Hinro]

Space Mythology
became
Your Brand.

I have no idea how that could happened

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Spoiler: The bodies are in the tomato fields. Make sure to avoid the toxic sludge.

Tomato farm. Activities will be lost.

Spoiler: If you ever visit Paris, make sure you check out the art museum

In this article, if Pariinchi

Spoiler: Give me your kinkiest prostitute

Tuesday kinkiest oven

Kinkiest only stays in the last one because it isn't a word in other languages.

 

[Ayrtonh]

"Video games are more than just awesome. They are symbolic to my life, they show me what potential there is in the world."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Video range, it's worth the effort. When we say it is dead."

I LOVE MY LIFE
Edit: One more
"A hole in the ground is just there, falling in it is just an action. Pushing someone is just fun."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I can be a fun game."

I LOVE it

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

'Mashed Potatoes' became 'Pole'.

What the faaa.

wait dammit

 

[mb16]

i did "what the f--k" (without the dashes) which came out as "racing". um how

Spoiler: ah this is how(warning four language)

Portuguese : que porra
Back to English : what the fuck
Haitian Creole : sa ki Fuck a
Back to English : Fuck this is
Chinese Simplified : 他妈的这就是
Back to English : Fuck this is
Croatian : Jebi to je
Back to English : Fuck this is
Russian : Ебать это
Back to English : To fuck it
Dutch : Om fuck it
Back to English : To fuck it
Japanese : それを性交へ
Back to English : To fuck it
Chinese Simplified : 他妈的
Back to English : Fuck
Serbian : Фуцк
Back to English : Fuck
Belarusian : Ебать
Back to English : To fuck
Icelandic : Að ríða
Back to English : To ride
Romanian : Pentru a plimbare
Back to English : To walk
Belarusian : Хадзіць
Back to English : Go
Norwegian : Go
Back to English : Go
Tagalog : Pumunta
Back to English : Go
Danish : Go
Back to English : Go
Yiddish : גיין
Back to English : Go
Hebrew : ללכת
Back to English : Go
Icelandic : Go
Back to English : Go
German : Gehen
Back to English : Go
Hungarian : Megy
Back to English : Go
Albanian : Shkoj
Back to English : Go
Serbian : Ићи
Back to English : Go
Vietnamese : Go
Back to English : Go
German : Gehen
Back to English : Go
Tagalog : Pumunta
Back to English : Go
Japanese : 移動
Back to English : Movement
Ukranian : Рух
Back to English : Movement
Malay : Pergerakan
Back to English : Movement
Swedish : Rörelse
Back to English : Operating
Polish : Operacyjny
Back to English : Operating
Bulgarian : Работна
Back to English : Working
Danish : Arbejde
Back to English : Work
Bulgarian : Работа
Back to English : Work
Portuguese: Portugal : Trabalho
Back to English : Work
Haitian Creole : Travay
Back to English : Jobs
Portuguese : Empregos
Back to English : Jobs
Korean : 채용 정보
Back to English : Jobs
English : Jobs
Back to English : Jobs
Yiddish : דזשאָבס
Back to English : Job
Hindi : काम
Back to English : Work
Galician : Traballo
Back to English : Work
Slovak : Práce
Back to English : Work
Estonian : Töö
Back to English : Work
Galician : Traballo
Back to English : Work
Chinese Traditional : 工作
Back to English : Work
Yiddish : אַרבעט
Back to English : Work
Hindi : काम
Back to English : Work
Italian : Lavoro
Back to English : Work
Spanish : Trabajo
Back to English : Work
Russian : Работа
Back to English : Work
Afrikaans : Werk
Back to English : Work
Greek : Εργασία
Back to English : Jobs
Romanian : Locuri de munca
Back to English : Jobs
Finnish : Työpaikat
Back to English : Careers
Spanish : Carreras
Back to English : Racing

i like the Icelandic translation "to ride"

 

[CezarIgnat]

"Too much love will kill you"

56 Translations later

"I want to kill you."

...Creepy!

 

[my_nemesis12]

Original text:

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Drugs Field."

Well that explains it too.

 

[Davatehi]

Spy sapping my sentry! = I know my family.
wut?

The curse of monkey island = Curse of monkey island
Son, I am proud!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? = Chad and the United States such as wood, are allowed.
Well, I'm glad for Chad and the woody people of the US.

 

[RanD00M]

i like the Icelandic translation "to ride"

That's because fuck translates to ríða, which means either to fuck or to ride. "Ég reið hestinum mínum" can mean both "I rode my horse" and "I fucked my horse"

 

[Bullmatthews]

ORiginal Text:

"Red Faction"

...56 Translations gave me- "Attack"

ummm... i guess that makes sense

 

[Annoying Turd]

Original text:

"protected abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Protection of the collection means to fight virtual private virtual."

Original text:

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Wood and wood sticks?"

Original text:

"Planescape Torment"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Project"

 

[Coldster]

Type in "Uncharted" and it gives you: "Game". Go figure.

EDIT: Halo Reach gives you: "There are very simple".