Bad Translator

[Ionait]

"Wild Arms Second Ignition"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"(Monday), "natural"."

"My Sims Kingdom"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"American Missimer"

"Why am I browsing the Escapist when I should be working?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"This is not the first time it?"

 

[JoesshittyOs]

"That's just like, your opinion man"

translates to

"Note to people"

How mystic and enlightening.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Ok this is the most obscure one I got after a few tries

Baby don't hurt me.
to
poor people.

Yeah, Google is kind of a dick.

 

[Uber Evil]

Original text:

"Do the electric boogaloo."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"He has power over the drum."

Um, what?

Rage face goes to Ira.

 

[chowderface]

"Don't cross the streams"
"Change"

"I can't make decisions on my own, I'm an elected official"
"You decide"

"Ludicrous speed"
"rates"

What follows is a couple different versions of my favorite Homestar Runner quote. First the original (sans a couple of interruptions from another character):

"Long pants, Strong Bad, the longest pants! Everybody everybody longest pants! Long long long long long long pants! Long my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!"

And then:

"Shorts (Thursday), กางเกงเลวรายเกนไป! Pants! Care! tkmkagekgkayaw pants! Kagekgega kingdom!"

"Clothing, not good! Pants! Kagekgkag ฉ up! Kagekg แฟ INS! Pants, great! LP - Kagekgkayaw!" (on this one I saw "Pants, bright and shiny" go by a couple times, that was fun)

And my personal favorite:

"Everything wrong Trousers! Great ass! Pants! Great pants! Pants, you!"

 

[Hoiguyyami]

"This is a terrible translator. It keeps making things sound terrible"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Signal. I feel small. ""


I... I dont even know what to say to that.

 

[balanovich]

"sheep fucking"
goes
"Sex is bad"

I guess it makes some sense

 

[Quantum Star]

Tales of the Abyss after 56 translations becomes "History of the conflict." Alright.

Earthbound (also after 56 translations) becomes "Opportunity." Meh.

And Digital Devil Saga after 56 becomes... "Digital Devil Saga."

Jeez, did you people take all the interesting ones or am I just picking really terrible names?

 

[DLlama]

"Team Fortress Two"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Two teams in Manchester."

Seems right to me.

 

[mmins]

Snatcher becomes "Mangangaso"

Flight Simulator X becomes "Flight simulator X"

wat...

 

[RagnarokHybrid]

I know it's not a game (technically) but "Full Metal Alchemist" gets this after 56 translations on Google:

Sutstshu meets all the metal parts.

EDIT: Oh, and "The Cake is a Lie" becomes "Kaka"...

....

I won't be eating that cake.

 

[Kreett]

"I watch my little pony friendship is magic and i love it!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Knight, for me, my friends, and if by magic?"

I don't even.. What? Why? How? D:

 

[MrTwo]

Serious Sam.
=Drug.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
= World War II: Official.

Call of Duty: Black Ops
= OT Refund of Duty: World at War(The last one was in another language, but the first completely english one. And how the fuck did it get World at War?)

And the OP is:
"It is best to be very happy! Tgsagsamartsnk. Enter the name of the game - Google http:badtranslator vvv.ackuna.com / 56 "to kill the devil" Google is 56 generations."

I don't even know.

EDIT: I just had to add more. This thing is great!

Battlefield 3 is a glitch fest
becomes
Three patients.

Original text:

"What happens if I press the red button..."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Please press the red button. ... ... ... ... ... ..."

 

[Kris015]

Original Text: Ass Burgers
Translated to: In Hamburg

Didn't know Cartman moved to Hamburg..

 

[Heartcafe]

Typed in "Kingdom Hearts"
and 35 translations later....
I got "The King."
Not bad.

 

[fenrizz]

Original text:
I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Translated text (56):
I'm all over the world.

Fascinating.

"What happens if I press the red button..."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Please press the red button. ... ... ... ... ... ..."

Surely this is a sign?

 

[dvd_72]

Devil May Cry. ---> "Broadkasting banned internationally wealthy."

zuh? 0.o

"From the moment they step, blinking, into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do tha- no. wait. That's the Lion King. But the point still stands. Leave them allone!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"What happens in each round. No, wait. Kings of Leon. But the problem is. Business"

 

[Mr Fixit]

Uhhh this thing makes my brain hurt....
Anyway "Drunk flying crows are tasty" Becomes.....

"No Smoking"

 

[Toahne]

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim = Ages: Shirts.

What?