Bangers & Mash!

[bobmus]

Pure lies.

Everyone knows bangers and mash was clearly just thought up by every British person at once on one rainy Thursday afternoon.

Also, they are the only acceptable Tesco ready meal. I should know, I've eaten all the others.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Pure lies.

Everyone knows bangers and mash was clearly just thought up by every British person at once on one rainy Thursday afternoon.

Also, they are the only acceptable Tesco ready meal. I should know, I've eaten all the others.

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

It's a sandwich with back bacon... I see nothing wrong with that : \

And that's a poutine! it's fries (not chips) with beef gravy and cheese curds!

That's no bacon sarnie. I know bacon sarnies and that is no ordinary bacon it's far too thick and there appears to be no fat. What's with the bread too? And what's under it? My God man, you've ruined that sandwich. Remove yourself at once!

It's Canadian bacon you fool!

Spoiler: your ignorance deserves a nice, swift slap to the face

Ah, Canadian bacon... Love it.

Also:

Spoiler: Tourtière

Blows any kind of sausage out of the water.

 

[lacktheknack]

NEWLY ADDED TO MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL SUPPLY LIST:

All the British sausages I can find.

And mash.

Can't forget the mash.

 

[bobmus]

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

Blind luck, caffeine and a stiff upper lip?

Let's settle on the fact that tea was discovered when man first tasted the Thames. The Thames was then ruined as a tea supply by greed and pollution, but the miracle of tea lived on in bags of magic dust supplied by local druids.
http://egotistsclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/milk-tea.jpg

 

[Daystar Clarion]

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

Blind luck, caffeine and a stiff upper lip?

Let's settle on the fact that tea was discovered when man first tasted the Thames. The Thames was then ruined as a tea supply by greed and pollution, but the miracle of tea lived on in bags of magic dust supplied by local druids.
http://egotistsclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/milk-tea.jpg

Well yes, this is the first thing every British child is taught, before they learn to walk, even.

 

[Malyc]

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

Blind luck, caffeine and a stiff upper lip?

Let's settle on the fact that tea was discovered when man first tasted the Thames. The Thames was then ruined as a tea supply by greed and pollution, but the miracle of tea lived on in bags of magic dust supplied by local druids.
http://egotistsclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/milk-tea.jpg

Tea is not proper source of caffeine.

Spoiler: Coffee is

 

[bobmus]

Tea is not proper source of caffeine. Coffee is.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VCsqWxa1ENQ/TZI2HmpA6pI/AAAAAAAACUk/jQfDtz-68mg/s400/YOU-ARE-BAD-AND-YOU-SHOULD-FEEL-BAD.jpg
Coffee is clearly the inferior cousin of tea. Tea can be enjoyed hot or cold, in a variety of flavours, and can either wake you up or send you to sleep as required.
Coffee is not tasty, and gives you jitters. Therefore inferior.

 

[Cpu46]

After the Pancake/Flapjack debacle I know better than to disagree with you. But for this topic I have no reason to. Mashed potatoes and Sausage of any quality are wonderful together.

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

This thread is like Scandinavia and the World, from the perspective of the other countries. That's fine with me. Though, I've got a great idea! We here in "the colonies", as you outdated old humbugs like to say, can take your precious bangers and mash, build a fast food empire around them, and thoroughly ruin them, so that when our tourists go visit you, they can complain how you don't have "real bangers and mash"--just like we did with everyone else's special foods! Hahahahaha! Feel our infuriating sense of culture absorption!

And, to round it out:

Spoiler: Mmm, Tasty.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

We can and we will.

[spoiler = >]

[/spoiler]

Move towards me in an aggressive manner, male sibling.

EDIT:
Forgot to quote ><

 

[Furbyz]

Strange, silly, and backwards people that aren't me. Don't you all know the true majesty of 'Merican cuisine? I speak, of course, of the noble gumbo. Behold its deliciousness.

Also, I've been told of the Irish's frying prowess. Texas fries Coca-cola.

Your move Ireland.

 

[Doneeee]

'slow claps' this is the best thread I have ever seen. Although it made me hungry and I can't eat because I threw up today

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Oh "bangers and mash" right. You see in the real world, a little place called Merica' we call that mashed potatoes and sausage. Silly Englishman and your imaginary words.

The irony is killing me here.

An American, criticising the English for making up words.

That's just too much

How dare you insult the greatest country in the world.

I issue you a challenge in your native tongue.

 

[Starik20X6]

I entered this thread expecting the cartoon of the same name. I leave disappointed, and slightly hungrier.

This. And here I was thinking I was the only person who remembered this show ever existed.

"Bangers and Mash! Bangers and Mash! The chimps are imps there ain't no doubt..."

As for the meal, it was more or less the default when I was growing up. Thus for me it has come to symbolise blandness, monotony and a heaping pile of meh.

 

[Malyc]

Tea is not proper source of caffeine. Coffee is.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VCsqWxa1ENQ/TZI2HmpA6pI/AAAAAAAACUk/jQfDtz-68mg/s400/YOU-ARE-BAD-AND-YOU-SHOULD-FEEL-BAD.jpg
Coffee is clearly the inferior cousin of tea. Tea can be enjoyed hot or cold, in a variety of flavours, and can either wake you up or send you to sleep as required.
Coffee is not tasty, and gives you jitters. Therefore inferior.

'

So... what you're trying to tell me is that there is ONLY one flavor of coffee? And coffee can only be enjoyed hot?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MAN??? There are several companies who make ALL THE MONEY by offering flavored coffee, iced coffee, and everything else!

As for the send you to sleep, well... I've become so used to caffeine that even a 32 oz of Rockstar or Monster couldn't keep me up, let alone a cup of coffee.