Bangers & Mash!

[Nuuu]

I dont mind Bangers and Mash, but im not as fond of it now because as soon as my mom found out i liked it, that was what was for dinner for pretty much every day or 2 for the next few weeks...

 

[lacktheknack]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

Oh God.

The weeaboo bear overlords really did get to you.

;_;

 

[AnotherAvatar]

MFW this whole thread wasn't about the minor Dragon Quest VIII characters...

(Side Note: Cool, now I can troll the Captcha instead of it trolling me. It asked me: "Describe this brand with any words" Naturally I replied "super gay".)

 

[Nickolai77]

I fucking hate chavs.

Ruining our country's classy image.

I say we invade the continent with exceedingly good manners, a snappy dress sense and copious amounts of tea, crumpets and (if you wish) mashed potato.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Sometimes I like it with Gravy.

Other times I like it with beans.

True story.

 

[Akytalusia]

Don't care what anyone says, we have the best food in the world. Fucking FACT!

I mean come on!

Look at this food! LOOK AT IT! Now start being jealous!

i see. i am. that looks damn tasty.

for mods: just in case that didn't meet your precious minimum character count; the above sentiment indicates my submission to Hazy992's demands.

 

[tokae]

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

Heyheyhey, HEY! Switzerland!?!!??!!
That's harsh.. I don't really know how to respond to that, but I'll do my best.

Spoiler

 

[Bertylicious]

British Cuisine:

Which is basically the same as bangers and mash; potato and "meat".

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I fucking hate chavs.

Ruining our country's classy image.

I say we invade the continent with exceedingly good manners, a snappy dress sense and copious amounts of tea, crumpets and (if you wish) mashed potato.

Didn't we already do that once in history?

I believe it got us an empire

British Cuisine:

Which is basically the same as bangers and mash; potato and "meat".

Kebab meat, chips and vomit.

My favourite.

 

[Richardplex]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

Oh God.

The weeaboo bear overlords really did get to you.

;_;

Delete that post! God, what would happen if the derailment of one thread collided with the derailment of another? Think of the destruction!

OT: I have been staying on the escapist for this thread, and this thread alone. Worth it.

 

[FamoFunk]

Fuck mash. I hate mash so fucking much. Fuck it.

But throw me some sausage and potatoes lathered in thick home-made gravy and I will devour that bad boy.

Also, this is what puts the Great in Great Britain:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fuck mash. I hate mash so fucking much. Fuck it.

But throw me some sausage and potatoes lathered in thick home-made gravy and I will devour that bad boy.

Also, this is what puts the Great in Great Britain:

Fuck yeah.

I absolutely love Yorkshire pudding.

It's my favourite food ever when it's soaked in gravy, with roast beef and...

Omnomnom!

 

[The Night Angel]

Yayy another food thread brought to us by the culinary [sub]review[/sub] genius that is Daystar!! I haven't had bangers & mash in years, to my eternal shame. Think I'll make some for dinner tonight

 

[Gerishnakov]

Nah, this is what puts the Great in Great Britain.

Chicken Tikka Masala

Seriously, it's a culinary representation of the empire, the fusion of subcontinental and British tastes.

 

[FamoFunk]

Fuck mash. I hate mash so fucking much. Fuck it.

But throw me some sausage and potatoes lathered in thick home-made gravy and I will devour that bad boy.

Also, this is what puts the Great in Great Britain:

Spoiler

Fuck yeah.

I absolutely love Yorkshire pudding.

It's my favourite food ever when it's soaked in gravy, with roast beef and...

Omnomnom!

This reminds me of the great Toad in the Hole, some beautiful Yorkshire Pudding with some lovely sausage. Makes me proud to be British!

Although, hand me over a plate full of Roast Potatoes(with Gravy) and I'm your Girl.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Nah, this is what puts the Great in Great Britain.

Chicken Tikka Masala

Seriously, it's a culinary representation of the empire, the fusion of subcontinental and British tastes.

I love a good curry. With a nice cold Indian beer.

My idea of heaven

 

[Gerishnakov]

Snip

I love a good curry. With a nice cold Indian beer.

My idea of heaven

Me too! Tikka Masala's hardly my favourite though. I love a good sagwala - it's the only good way to include spinach in a main.

My choice of beer would have to be Cobra.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Fuck mash. I hate mash so fucking much. Fuck it.

But throw me some sausage and potatoes lathered in thick home-made gravy and I will devour that bad boy.

Also, this is what puts the Great in Great Britain:

I like Yorkshire Puddings. I like bangers and Mash . but which is better?


I submit to you sir, that there is but one way to find out.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Snip

I love a good curry. With a nice cold Indian beer.

My idea of heaven

Me too! Tikka Masala's hardly my favourite though. I love a good sagwala - it's the only good way to include spinach in a main.

My choice of beer would have to be Cobra.

I'm more partial to Kingfisher, I tend to find Cobra a bit too gassy.

I'm a fan of the more sweet, creamy curries than the hot one.

Something with apricots. Nice.

 

[Sonicron]

As someone who frequently dines on the following, I am unimpressed by your mashed potatoes and sausages.

Spoiler