Barack Obama Wins in Videogame Landslide

[Elburzito]

What the hell Japan!?Miyamoto!!!???REALLY?
I'd hate to have miyamoto, i'd have my ass kicked by him all day......

 

[Jman1236]

I sence alot of BS in this article.

I thought it was bad enough with Obama trading cards and chia pets but this?!?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

It would be cool to play games with the President
Then I could... corrupt his mind! Auuuuhahaha!
Not sure I'd like to play a game against Her Majesty, though.
I'd feel so low and worthless if I were beating the Queen at MW2. I'd have to let her kill me, if she isn't any good at it.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I hope you know that if that suvey was conducted in Britan everyone would be forced to vote for the Queen, if you dont you get the police at your door arresting you. Of course half the British police arent even given a gun so you could fend off for a while.

I1m guessing you don`t live in britain as its nothing like this

 

[boxcat]

MORGAN FREEMAN!

Most deffinently, all other suggestions are BS, it should be 100% for Morgan Freeman
cause he can narrate on everything you do which would be kick-ass

Just require every developer to have Mr. Freeman narrate every game. That will signal the second coming of Christ

 

[ryukage_sama]

Obama is a kick-ass action hero

That's why he'll be played by Will Smith in his eventual 'biographical' action movie.

 

[Sparrow]

The hell would want to game with the Queen?

I call dibs of Russell Howard. It'd be like a live version of Unskippable.

 

[Nothankyou]

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[Supreme Unleaded]

I hope you know that if that suvey was conducted in Britan everyone would be forced to vote for the Queen, if you dont you get the police at your door arresting you. Of course half the British police arent even given a gun so you could fend off for a while.

I1m guessing you don`t live in britain as its nothing like this

I'm guessing that you didnt figure out that my post was suppsed to be a complete joke made to adzaduate (spelling?) everything.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I'm a guy, and I so would have voted to play with Lady Gaga. I bet she has a mean CoD drop shot.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I would LOVE IT if I played COD and discovered it was General Jock Stirrup at the other end

Better yet: Prince Phillip playing the upcomiong Napoleon Total War...as the French!

 

[ThreeWords]

I'd rather play with none, seeing as they'd all probably be crap.

Like Batman, Obama rocks, just because he does. He doesn't need to have played it before, he would just pick up the controller and be awesome.

 

[Idlemessiah]

On the quite interesting side of things I'd like to game with Stephen Fry and Alan Davies. That would be hilarious.

Also (if he was real) Toki Wartooth from Dethklok

Plus kudos to whoever it was who put BRIAN BLESSED!!!

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I wanna play against Darren Brown. Yeah use your mind tricks now, you lying bastard AHAHAHAHHA!!!!

But on reflection, looking at the post above me, definitely Stephen Fry. My hero.

 

[historybuff]

I'd be interested in playing a video game with Obama. That'd be interesting.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Haha! Who wouldn't want to play with Obama? I mean, he is the President and all.

MORGAN FREEMAN!

...but on the other side of things Morgan Freeman has a spellbinding voice!

....I've got it! Obama AND Morgan Freeman. The perfect gaming companions! Or something like that.

 

[cobrausn]

Kids between 8 and 17?

Who do you think they are going to pick among 'public figures'? They could have asked this in 1988 and it would have been pong with Reagan.

 

[Lonan]

Barack's got his groove on. Surprise, surprise. That charisma is reaching into unexpected alleyways.

Really? People would want to play with Queen Elizabeth in the UK? It is clear that an American wrote this, because I simply cannot imagine that being the case.

You Brits should quit it with the frothing at the mouth anti-Americanism. Geez, you're such arrogant snobs, of course you would want to play video games with you're precious Queen. America pretty much owns the world, blah, blah, blah, bad teeth; blah, blah, blah, tea; blah, blah, blah, anti-American British we kicked you're ass; blah, blah, blah.
STOP BEING SO ANTI-AMERICAN, I KNOW CHINA OWNS US NOW. YES, SAYING ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS ANTI-AMERICAN! AHHHHHH!
(Just heading off the replies of the least intelligent before they can start, I didn't mean any of that)
And it is very possible (and likely) that no one will have even intended to reply like that, but if they wanted too, I no longer have to worry about replying to them in turn.

If you have a headset, take it, destroy it, and never, ever buy another one. You have lost your "talking on the internet" card.

OT - I wanna play games with Dylan Moran in Bernard Black mode. It would be awesome.

"What? WHAT!? WHAT DOES THIS BIT DO!? WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT THE THING WITH THE STUFF OVER THERE!? WHICH WAY ROUND DOES THE BIT WITH THE HOLE GO!?"
"Yeah... We're playing Lego Batman... There are no guns..."

Well, I never needed a talking on the internet card to talk on the internet. I will tell you why I said that though. There's someone called Therumancer on the escapist who is constanly speaking very rudely about Canadians and the British. He said that the British were less likely to speak in online games because they are such "arrogant snobs" or something like that. That pissed me off, and I'm not even British. It turns out most British gamers don't talk online because of the number of retarded American 12 year olds online. I expected him to come back and flame again, so I beat him to it. It was fairly juvenile of me though. I should have just done what the British do, and said nothing. You're right about me losing this internet card thing though, because this was certainly one time I shouldn't have said anything. If I could delete my post I would, but the escapist apparently doesn't want that to be an option. So I'll keep it unedited for historical purposes of one of my few pointless, unnecessary, and silly posts on this website. You can run around trying to find others if you want, but please send me a personal message if you want to discuss it. And I have indeed replied to him on the thread in question, but I expected him to come to this one as well. He seems to be everywhere.

So I would delete it, but I can't. And I will continue to talk on the internet without a card.

 

[orangebandguy]

Well he is condensed awesome sauce. Nothing too suprising about that.

I'd play Left 4 Dead or something with him. Seems like a hardcore pro to me.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Can anyone imagine Queen Elizebeth II on Guitar Hero?

Tehehe...