Barack Obama Wins in Videogame Landslide

Chipperz

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Lonan said:
Silva said:
Barack's got his groove on. Surprise, surprise. That charisma is reaching into unexpected alleyways.

Really? People would want to play with Queen Elizabeth in the UK? It is clear that an American wrote this, because I simply cannot imagine that being the case.
You Brits should quit it with the frothing at the mouth anti-Americanism. Geez, you're such arrogant snobs, of course you would want to play video games with you're precious Queen. America pretty much owns the world, blah, blah, blah, bad teeth; blah, blah, blah, tea; blah, blah, blah, anti-American British we kicked you're ass; blah, blah, blah.
STOP BEING SO ANTI-AMERICAN, I KNOW CHINA OWNS US NOW. YES, SAYING ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS ANTI-AMERICAN! AHHHHHH!
(Just heading off the replies of the least intelligent before they can start, I didn't mean any of that)
And it is very possible (and likely) that no one will have even intended to reply like that, but if they wanted too, I no longer have to worry about replying to them in turn.
If you have a headset, take it, destroy it, and never, ever buy another one. You have lost your "talking on the internet" card.

OT - I wanna play games with Dylan Moran in Bernard Black mode. It would be awesome.

"What? WHAT!? WHAT DOES THIS BIT DO!? WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT THE THING WITH THE STUFF OVER THERE!? WHICH WAY ROUND DOES THE BIT WITH THE HOLE GO!?"
"Yeah... We're playing Lego Batman... There are no guns..."
 

thiosk

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Everyone knows that "videogames" are just the new slang for "drugs and whores."

And who wouldn't want to do drugs and whores with Obama?
 

TotallyFake

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I've already gamed with Obama. And I beat him. Sort of.

One of the bosses in Advent Rising is called Barrakka Bahma.
 
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Really, really?

Out of all the people here, no one has suggested Liam Neeson or Ron Perlman

I mean come on!

Unbelievable.
 

Tartarga

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Obama does seem like the kind of person who would be fun to play games with. I'd love to see him retort to one of those jackasses on xbox live.
 

Jaebird

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I don't really see the significance in a survey like this. I mean, it takes the cake in terms of really dumb surveys.
 

Sovvolf

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bleachigo10 said:
Obama does seem like the kind of person who would be fun to play games with. I'd love to see him retort to one of those jackasses on xbox live.
Yeah, he's getting bitched by a internet troll on the 360 so he just tracks his gamer tag to his house and you just hear over the microphone the trolls door go through and 6 government agents drag him out of the house... then you high five Obama lol.
 

Triangulon

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The only reason I'd have wanted to have a beer with bush would be to see what happened when he got drunk. I imagine Obama might be a laugh. I'd be interested in whether people would rather play video games with Gordon Brown or David Cameron. Brown would be rubbish I reckon but Cameron would definately leave you behind at the end of a L4D map.
 

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Hahaha, yeah, racist jokes, SO FUNNY, so fucking funny. -Is not in a good mood-

Anyway, I doubt they want to play wii with the Jonas Brothers, instead, playing with there wii's.

Yes, lame pun, whatever, sue me.