Barbie Turns Superhero After Magical Butterfly Kiss

SeventhSigil

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You know, it isn't the pink or 'girlness' that has me irritated, it's rather the approach to it. o_O If they were going to go with the whole Girl Empowering Superhero, they could at least have taken a more earnest approach to it than this.

1) Magical Butterfly Kiss. Now, butterfly-related powers, okay, (not sure about them having super strength and agility, but OKAY,) the issue here is rather that it literally sounds like the premise of a superhero a sarcastic ten year old boy would make to belittle his sister. "Oh, YOU want to play superheroes, Susie? What do you think you're going to be?! Oh, I know, how about Princess Power, Kissed By A Magical Butterfly?! SUPER SPARKLE TIME, YOU DWEEB!" This sounds so much like a parody, I double checked the article to make sure it WASN'T a parody, because it basically took Radioactive Spider Bite and tried to 'girl it up' as much as possible. o_o Seriously, if you're going for the whole pink princess demographic, go for something that at least fits into the aesthetic, like a good witch or fairy godmother or some other tall tale mumbo jumbo. This is just so clumsy it kind of hurts to watch.

2) As has been mentioned, the whole 'forgiveness' thing is pretty corny, and yeah, having a Barbie movie where the heroine busts heads rather than, I dunno, super-forgives would probably be a bit out there, but that just kind of makes this thing scream 'Hey, we noticed all those superhero films are super popular, TIME TO CASH IN!' while completely missing the elements that actually made such stories compelling in the first place. Still, this might surprise by tackling the issue of the irredeemable opponent, the guy who is simply a big ol' bastard and can't be changed no matter how many times you try to hug him with the power of friendship. o.o All considered, that's a lesson that COULD use getting across; heck, toss in a redeemed villain, and an irredeemable villain, to balance out of the message. ....but I swear to God, if all the major adversaries in this end up getting 'Redeemed' through the binding ties of love, I am going to facepalm so hard.

3) This part actually really irritates me, from the trailer, where she announces "I'm going to save people, blah blah blah, just like a real superhero.' The reason it bugs me is that it just seems kind of backhanded way of suggesting that, despite the fact that she has powers, and apparently will be going around doing superhero-y things, she will only be 'like a real superhero,' not actually, well, a superhero. o_O Anyone who told Wonder Woman, to her fictional face, 'Hey, you're like a real superhero!' would be fictitiously kicked through the nearest wall. The last time I saw an attitude like that was the Powerpuff Girls episode featuring the 'We're Totally Not Tongue In Cheek Superfriends Impersonators,' wherein the big, manly superheroes talked down to the cute wittwe girls who wanted to join their super serious group... and that was a parody that ended with the Powerpuff Girls pretty much out-heroing all of them.
 

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Uh, well...They have their hearts in the right place, certainly. I can see the execution being a bit problematic, though.

Like others have said, My Little Pony and Powerpuff Girls have done this before, and they did a good job with it, too. (I, too, am a little bit surprised that Barbie is getting a super hero alter-ego just now. It seems kinda obvious, actually) I mean, many girls like pink and butterflies, so I don't find the choice of color too iffy. I guess it's just because pink is pretty much a good word to use for Barbie. Everything about her is pink. Everything I remember about her is pink. Pink dress, pink ribbons, pink shoes, pink accessories. Nothing wrong with that, though.

I guess the bit that most people are going to have opinions about is the "Befriending villains" bit, as if a girl super hero shouldn't resort to violence or something. (The MCs in Totally Spies beat the shit out of pretty much everybody, so I don't think violence should be problematic. Then again, the spies weren't super heroes, so maybe that's a different story?) But it might be a bit too early to tell, considering that the movie has hardly started getting produced yet. Barbie bringing out the ol' fisticuffs would be kinda sweet, though. (I really like saying "though", it seems)

If they could combine that with the friendship bit, it might not turn out too bad. Teaching people that they shouldn't be afraid to resort to violence if they need to, but that it might not solve everything all the time. Isn't that a good moral?

small said:
weirdly she looks like my boss from saints row 4, so i was waiting for barbie to beat someone to death with a giant sex toy in that trailer
Dude, I would watch the shit out of a Barbie movie if this happened in it.
 

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I click on one god damn video linked by the escapist and it still won't leave my recommendations. God fucking damn it, Google are a bunch of jizz stains.

Well now that i'm back here, might as well say something on topic. It looks like a shit disney movie rip-off. Just another "Barbie does X". I don't think it's immoral like some others have mentioned, I just think it looks second rate.
 

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Absolutionis said:
So a bunch of feminist-marxists that think they idealistically know what's best for society are obviously going to hate on this movie because no girl ever should like pink and butterflies. Only when boys like this stuff and form a subculture, it's okay and check your cis-priviege.
Pretty much this.

It's kind of hysterical the hoops that some people will jump through to pretend that there are no differences between the genders and what they like or want out of life and it's all just culture. Regardless of how many times they're proven wrong, they just have to keep insisting that we're all noble savages that just need to be civilized.
 

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This has just reminded me that i still need to play lollipop chainsaw, for some reason!
Hmm i wonder if they would Bayonetta Barbie her up? All they need now is the ridiculous attire and many angry angels trying to kill her.

*Sparkle time!!!*
 

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Absolutionis said:
So a bunch of feminist-marxists that think they idealistically know what's best for society are obviously going to hate on this movie because no girl ever should like pink and butterflies. Only when boys like this stuff and form a subculture, it's okay and check your cis-priviege.
I feel like you're talking about bronies here, and if that's true, then you are way off on what the extremist feminist types think of them. To be blunt, the louder elements out there hate bronies with a fiery passion and think they are hijacking the show from the intended young girl audience, there are a few lengthy rants out there from small time blogs that are pretty much convinced that bronies are the worst thing to ever exist on the internet.

Whilst there have been some feminist writers out there that praise the cross gender appeal of the show, they are usually the more moderate types, and thus aren't really against girls liking the color pink and butterflies, they usually only rail against the idea that there needs to be pink butterfly sparkles everywhere otherwise girls won't watch it. Sort of like how thinking the number of Call of Duty clones out there is too much, doesn't mean you think the genre of modern military shooters in and of itself can never be used again.

Jake Martinez said:
Pretty much this.

It's kind of hysterical the hoops that some people will jump through to pretend that there are no differences between the genders and what they like or want out of life and it's all just culture. Regardless of how many times they're proven wrong, they just have to keep insisting that we're all noble savages that just need to be civilized.
I'm curious what elements in this Barbie superhero movie you think are inherent to what the female gender wants out of life? I don't really see anything in the posted trailer that seems to be trying to appeal to something unique to the female gender, unless you think the color pink and butterflies are inherently appealing to girls. You seem to just be using this topic to soapbox about a pet peeve of yours, but maybe there is something I missed in this trailer.
 

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Pink?! It's salmon. It's obviously salmon. And "magical butterfly kiss"... well, still more believable than Twilight.

Teoes said:
I will point out with glee that this headline appears in the Popular Forum Posts box as "Barbie Turns Superhero After Magical Butt"..

..after magical butt does what? The intrigue!
...now that's a movie I'd go see.
 

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Teoes said:
..after magical butt does what? The intrigue!
I've seen a magical butt

It was mesmerizing

 

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did anyone notice that Mattel's CEO got shown the door on Friday? In large part because of how badly the Barbie line has tanked under his rule. (well not to mention losing the #1 toymaker spot to Lego and losing their most profitable line, Disney Pricesses adn Frozen to Hasbro as of this month).

So yeah, I'm thinking Magical Butterfly Superhero Barbie will have a shelf life of weeks before the new guy guts it to "go back to basics and the core business". This is one of those truly horrid and embarrassing products that you see when a flailing and failing leadership is trying anything to see what sticks. The classic example is Lionel Trains bizarre military action sets in the 60's and 70's. The toymaker tries to be "edgy and hip" and do what all the cool kids are doing, with absolutely no understanding of any of it. This one just reeks of that sort of thing. Something to jump on the super heroe craze two years too late designed by a committee that had never read a comic book, seen a super hero movie or actually met a child in the flesh.
 

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While the movie does look rather silly (as everyone pointed out, this premise has been done better, and I agree 100%), I don't see anything inherently wrong with Barbie being all sparkly and girly. Barbie and similar toys aimed at girls seem to always spur accusations of woman-hatred from progressives. The idea is that if they play with this toy, girls won't focus on the important work of fighting the evil male sex or something. It's the flipside of the anti-video game argument, which states that violent video games turn boys into brutal thugs so boys shouldn't play them.

The second thing is that Pantel genuinely found something new for Barbie to do: superhero! I don't think Barbie has ever held that job before, so it's good that she's taking a risk.
 

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The following are random thoughts

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The "Moral Majority" will interpret the butterfly kiss as bestiality.

I can't help but think that if Ken got powers by kissing a magical equine he'd become more popular than Barbie.

If only Barbie wore yellow & was out for revenge.... Oh wait that's Kill Bill.

Barbie already was a super hero going by the name Wanda Wilson. Just remember if you tick her off to say something nice about her hair.

Belle, Merida, Mulan, & Pocahontas all take cracks at trying to prove Disney Princesses were more diverse. When that failed they all took their anger out on Aurora for being a blonde princess in a pink dress.

This would be the worst female super hero stereotype if it wasn't for Nintendo's Super Princess Peach.
 

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Pink is actually empowering to Women; in the Victorian age pink was considered too loud and brash for Women who got subdued shades of blue to wear, as part of the movement towards equality Women took pink from Men.

Do not take your pink for granted, some people fought for your right to have it.
 

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What the rampaging shit? I feel like I should be annoyed in some way but actually, this is just too fucking hilarious. It's like a chuffing parody of itself, but it doesn't mean to be. Have the people who came up with this no self-awareness at all. Aside from the gender bollocks it's just plain daft. As in, I can scarcely believe that this is a completely unironic attempt to cash in on the superhero thing.

Fuck me sideways I still haven't stopped laughing by the time I am typing this. Shit me.
 

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ambitiousmould said:
What the rampaging shit? I feel like I should be annoyed in some way but actually, this is just too fucking hilarious. It's like a chuffing parody of itself, but it doesn't mean to be. Have the people who came up with this no self-awareness at all. Aside from the gender bollocks it's just plain daft. As in, I can scarcely believe that this is a completely unironic attempt to cash in on the superhero thing.

Fuck me sideways I still haven't stopped laughing by the time I am typing this. Shit me.
The people who came up with it got fired last Friday. All the way up to the CEO. While this product is likely not the cause of the firing, it is pretty clearly symptomatic of the need.
 

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I'll just apply Hanlon's Razor and assume they just don't know any better.
I mean, if I did a quick google search about what e.g. black people like, I'd also end up with something very inappropriate, and somehow I don't think Watermelonman will be much of a hit on the "urban market".
Sure, you could assume some patriarchy shenanigans behind this, but hey, maybe the group of businessmen in their 50s who designed this really have never interacted with a female human child, or any females in general before, so how should they know what they like.

It's actually really charming to watch. Like a cat with a bowtie sitting on a table! You know she's never going to have proper table manners, but you watch the struggle all the same, pawing at ther cutlery and being all human and stuff.
"Look human, I am poking at the tools you use to dissect your burned food!"
"I put plants on my food, just like you, human!"
"I am a human, I can't hunt but I still scorn the generous gifts of my Cat!"
 

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RatGouf said:
The following are random thoughts

.. Mulan, ... took their anger out on Aurora for being a blonde princess in a pink dress.
And you do not mess with Mulan. Her K/D is off the charts.



The whole thing does read like a bad SNL skit.

"Superhero, eh? Were you bitten by a radioactive spider?"
"Nope. Kissed by a magical butterfly."