Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[Laser Priest]

"Bathroom Stall Graffiti is done neither for profit nor recognition; therefore, it is the purest form of art."

We get so much graffiti that the janitors just spray paint over it now. Which led to this being CARVED INTO THE DOOR.

"Dammit, janitors. If you're going to spray over all of this at least get the right colour paint!"

Oh, and of course "Flush Well. We have to get this to McDonald's!"

 

[teisjm]

I saw one, where most of teh booth, but especially the door which you stare at when sitting and shitting painted like grafitty with a sci-fi theme.
Then there was text on th einside of the door saying "welcome to the alien probeing facility, please remove pants and take a seat. or somethig like that.

If i hadn't already been in the middle of a dump, i would've crapped myself laughing.

 

[Lexodus]

"No toilet is safe from Chicago Ted"

I shit you not, I saw that in the stall of a rest stop when I was heading to Vermont last summer.

Chicago Ted's made stops at my college too

On the back of the toilet roll holder, facing towards you when you sit down: "You're taking a shit at [college name], you dirty bastard."
Next to that, a full register of the Fudge Dragon Society, where people signed when they'd dropped a deuce there.

 

[pejhmon]

The funniest I've ever seen was in a public bathroom "I'm Trisexual" Eh?

This person goes for men, women and transgender's I presume? Either that or they got their definitions wrong and also goes for animals or aliens or something (s/he likes to be probed tehehe)

Last time I went to a public bathroom I was offered coke (damn clubs), so I can't remember the last thing I saw written

 

[Lexodus]

'God is dead - Nietszche' had two responses: 'Nietszche is dead - God' and huge calligraphy reading 'NO I'M NOT' taking up a good part of a wall.

 

[Lexodus]

The funniest I've ever seen was in a public bathroom "I'm Trisexual" Eh?

This person goes for men, women and transgender's I presume? Either that or they got their definitions wrong and also goes for animals or aliens or something (s/he likes to be probed tehehe)

Last time I went to a public bathroom I was offered coke, so I can't remember the last thing I saw written

Maybe it's just about tricycles?

 

[pejhmon]

The funniest I've ever seen was in a public bathroom "I'm Trisexual" Eh?

This person goes for men, women and transgender's I presume? Either that or they got their definitions wrong and also goes for animals or aliens or something (s/he likes to be probed tehehe)

Last time I went to a public bathroom I was offered coke (damn clubs), so I can't remember the last thing I saw written

Maybe it's just about tricycles?

Sex whilst on a trike? That just sounds awkward ...

 

[Strid]

On one of the toilet cubicle walls of the school I go to I wrote "Is this the real life?" (As in the first line of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen).

By the end of the week almost the rest of the songs lyrics were written up...

...I've never been so proud of my school.

 

[AbyssalSanhedrin]

(at eye-level on the wall above a urinal)

"Why are you looking up here, the joke's in your hand!"

 

[F'Angus]

I saw this argument once in a unisex toilet:

(A Woman's writing): Thanks for putting the toilet seat down
(Man's Writing): And for putting it back up again
(Woman's): And For leaving it down.
(Man's): And for Peeing on it afterwards

Granted I'm only assuming this was between men and women. But still made me laugh.

 

[altobizzaro]

While at trade school I drew Bobobo bo bobobo's bust all over the walls and in every cubicle of at least 3 bathrooms with about 6 cubicles per bathroom

 

[Toxxet]

" IN SOVIET RUSSIA
WALL WRITES ON YOU!"

 

[Critical_Sneeze]

Above a urinal - "If you're looking for a joke, look in your hands"

Scrawled on the condom machine with an arrow pointing to the coin slot - "For full refund, insert baby here"

 

[busterkeatonrules]

I've got a couple.

On a freshly painted wall -

They paint these walls to stop my pen
But the shit-house poet has struck again!

*SNIP*

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/

I loved this one. Also, thanks for the link!

On topic: I once saw a crudely drawn, backwards swastika on a restroom wall, accompanied by some poorly-spelled anti-Jew propaganda. The funny bit? Someone else had later added the words "Wrong way, you illiterate Nazi f**k!!", with an arrow pointing at the swastika. The second message was written in a steady hand, with immaculate grammar and spelling.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Don' beam me up Scotty, I'm taking a SH

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Ha this is the first 5 page thread that I've read all the way through. I copied all the good ones to my facebook page. Now people are going to think I'm wierd

 

[Kiltguy]

-Kilroy, was here!

-How can you prove that I was?

 

[Daffy F]

Something that I pride myself on is coming up with (sort of anyways) writing this message on the wall:

I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite stall on the Citadel.

That, to this day, is still on every stall wall at my place of work.

Oh Shepard... You lying bastard
OT: These are all pretty funny, sometimes I wish I could come up with shit like this... I guess I'm not great at that sort of thing.

'God is dead - Nietszche' had two responses: 'Nietszche is dead - God' and huge calligraphy reading 'NO I'M NOT' taking up a good part of a wall.

Gotta love it when gems like that turn up

 

[OliverTwist72]

Ehh someone already posted it, nevermind...

I always like the ones where people are graffiti'ing back to each other. It's like a conversation!