Batman soars through your window.

[Keela]

God I am so freaking bored.

The Caped Crusader just uses that silly little physics defying cape glide move to come through your opened window, completely without warning, and without saying a word to you. How would you greet the greatest detective?

If Batman launched himself through my window, I would yell "GREAT GARGLING GONADS, BATMAN! I'M FUCKING ANNOYING!" to see if he would flat-ify my face.

Anyone have a good plan of action in mind?

 

[Julianking93]

"'sup, man?"

I'd probably be in too much shock to say anything else.

 

[Soulgaunt]

I'd probably call him a dick for breaking my computer which is right next to my window.

 

[crudus]

Sup?

...nacho?

(I am currently eating nachos)

 

[Scarecrow]

I would look at him and offer him a bit of the cake I'm eating, because I'm ALWAYS eating cake.

 

[Space Spoons]

"Take me. I'm yours."

Because come on, it's Batman.

 

[Geekosaurus]

"Hi, Bruce."

 

[neonnightlite]

I'd say "what the hell are you doing in my house?"

 

[Grayjack]

It's Batman! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!

 

[Nmil-ek]

USE THE FUCKING DOOR

 

[lacktheknack]

"Wait, I - What? I - whaaaaaaa?"

 

[BabySinclair]

Do they same thing I do to anyone who breaks through my window and leaps into my room, stab them with the knife under my desk.

 

[zHellas]

"Dude! I know you're fucking Batman, which is awesome and everything, but why couldn't you use the FRONT DOOR?!"

 

[Paksenarrion]

"Hi, Bruce."

XD

I'd wonder how he did that, seeing as I have no windows, only sliding glass doors.

I do have a random skylight on my ceiling, though.

Wait a minute...Batman was watching me masturbate? Dammit, Ceiling Cat! You're not supposed to bring friends over!

 

[jamradar]

You do know that if you knocked I would have opened the window for you,right?

 

[lacktheknack]

"Hi, Bruce."

XD

I'd wonder how he did that, seeing as I have no windows, only sliding glass doors.

I do have a random skylight on my ceiling, though.

Wait a minute...Batman was watching me masturbate? Dammit, Ceiling Cat! You're not supposed to bring friends over!

Paranoia incoming now... thanks.

Stupid hole in the ceiling.

 

[ShockValue]

"I'm kind of busy here."

Although my initial response is not something I would post on here.

 

[orn310]

I would get out the Anti-Batman Bat Spray

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"Dude. It's Batman. Sweeeeet."

Hopefully he doesn't kill me after that, as I have no idea why he would choose my window to fly into. Maybe to take me away to become a superhero. Or perhaps I'm some chosen one who is going to save the world.

*Sigh* If only...

 

[crystalsnow]

Ask him if he could split a 20.