Batman soars through your window.

[Marter]

I'd ask him if he wanted to come see Red with me.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

What?!
I flew into my own window?

[sub]By the way, you created two threads, so I just answered the same thing twice.[/sub]

 

[Free Thinker]

"Oh hey. Wanna play some Halo Reach while drinking energy drinks? I got Joker on my friends list."

 

[sycoesis]

id get the hell out of there it seems like almost every where he goes somthing explodes

 

[WolfThomas]

Realistically I'd freak out because some nut in a batman costume is in my room. But if I intrinsically know it's batman I'd offer him a pepsi max and a round of Nazi zombies.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"HOLY FUCKNUTS, IT'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN! I mean... greetings, what brings you here?"

The shock would be overwhelming.

 

[AdmiralMemo]

Yo... What's up? Slow night?

(Seeing as he's flying into my window instead of stopping crime in Gotham, for whatever reason.)

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Shoot him! Thats what i would do

 

[Always_Remain]

Well I don't have any windows so he'd probably like burst through my ceiling or one of my walls. Disregarding that, I'd probably be a little freaked out at first but then I'd say something along the lines of "Bat- Batman. You're in the wrong universe. Seriously you aren't from Marvel, stay on your own goddamned(LOL) Earth."

 

[Dango]

Bro-fist.

Then we'd play Halo.

 

[Lucane]

"Hi, Bruce."

Damn it!, I was gonna say that ...

Edit: ...Mind... Mind if I get your Autograph?(reguardless of his response) Keep up the great work!!!

 

[Comma-Kazie]

"WAAUGHholyshitsomeonejustbrokein . . . . Batman? Really? Cool!"

 

[Elephant Walker19]

Batman:you forgot your purse.

mraustindude19:sssshhhh keep it down............thanks.

 

[Hemlet]

"Can I have one of your gadgets? I mean if not that's totally cool... but you DID just tear out a fair chunk of my wall when you came in my tiny ass window. Just sayin'..."

Oh come on, you all know you'd want a real batarang/bat grappling hook/anti-shark spray can.

 

[Logic 0]

I'd tell him he's paying for that window he smashed with screen.

 

[Skorpyo]

Absolutely REQUIRED this pic:

 

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

Sup?

...nacho?

(I am currently eating nachos)

You must be insane to offer Batman nachos.

 

[Eumersian]

I have a feeling he wouldn't fit through my dorm window, even if it was wide open.

In any case, I'll say I'd say: "Zoinks Scoob! It's Adam West!"

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Do you like choclate milk?

Or maybe, Hi Batman!