Batman soars through your window.

[badgersprite]

"CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!"

Then I'd throw a smoke bomb and vanish into my secret laboratory while my henchmen beat him up. I am a professional supervillain after all. My profile even says so.

 

[Athol]

Uuummm dude? The door is open, and you own me a new window.

 

[The Heik]

God I am so freaking bored.

The Caped Crusader just uses that silly little physics defying cape glide move to come through your opened window, completely without warning, and without saying a word to you. How would you greet the greatest detective?

If Batman launched himself through my window, I would yell "GREAT GARGLING GONADS, BATMAN! I'M FUCKING ANNOYING!" to see if he would flat-ify my face.


Anyone have a good plan of action in mind?

Uh, bleed on the ground, out cold? I sit next to my window

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

"Want me to help you get all that glass out of your suit/skin?"

 

[ultrachicken]

"Thanks for breaking my computer. Great. I hope you plan on replacing it, dick."

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

First: "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Second: "You better be paying for that window, because I certain am not."

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

"Christian Bale get the HELL out of my house."

 

[Paksenarrion]

"Hi, Bruce."

XD

I'd wonder how he did that, seeing as I have no windows, only sliding glass doors.

I do have a random skylight on my ceiling, though.

Wait a minute...Batman was watching me masturbate? Dammit, Ceiling Cat! You're not supposed to bring friends over!

Paranoia incoming now... thanks.

Stupid hole in the ceiling.

"Holey Peeping Tom, Batman! What are you doing on that roof?"

"Quiet, Robin. I'm watching someone masturbate."

"But the Joker is still on the loose!"

"No, he's not. He's right here, next to me!"

"Hiya, Bats! I say, this is more interesting than luring you into a trap!"

"Did someone say, 'Trap'?"

"Admiral Ackbar! What are you doing here?!"

"What do you think? Watching somebody masturbate!"

...wat.

 

[crudus]

Sup?

...nacho?

(I am currently eating nachos)

You must be insane to offer Batman nachos.

Well I am not Batman so I expect him to politely decline like the gentleman he is.

 

[ottenni]

Oh hai Batman, i didn't see you thar.

Hopefully that will scare him away.

 

[deonte9109]

OMG... my window...Wait its a rapist hide the kids hide the wife.

 

[Cekil1]

"Batman! I'm gonna Grape you right in the mouth!"

 

[Lynx]

"Take me. I'm yours."

Because come on, it's Batman.

Damn, ninja'd!

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

WTF, mate, my window!!!

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"Dude! It's night time, in the middle of October, in Canada! And you just broke my window! What the fuck?!"

 

[Why do I care]

YOU GOT THE SIGNAL! GOOD!

Can you "remove" someone from this world? It would make this place a lot safer.

 

[teebeeohh]

wtf are you doing here, why are you not in gotham?

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

USE THE FUCKING DOOR

I lol'd.

Better yet:
"WRONG FUCKING HOUSE DUDE. IT'S THE OTHER HOUSE WITH THE WEED."