Batman soars through your window.

[Ithos]

'sup? *high-five*

 

[Nanaki316]

I'd call my 5 year old daughter in. She's obsessed with Batman, God only knows why.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

I don't have windows. TEE HEE.

 

[teh_Canape]

turn around in my office arm chair, with my hands together, and with a soft voice: "ah Mr Bruce, I've been expecting you..."


or probably just freak out =P

 

[Desert Tiger]

"MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD".

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Anyone have a good plan of action in mind?

Call the ambulance as my window doesn't open fully. Bats has just impacted on a number of razor sharp shards of glass and is probably bleeding out.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I'd start humming the theme song of Batman.

 

[Folio]

Who the hell are you?

"I'm Batman!"

I know, I just wanted to hear you say that. How did you get through a double-glass window anyway?

"Weighted boots."

ah...

Edit: I don't have a computer, I have... a Macintoshhh

 

[WittyInfidel]

If he was to come in my window, I know I'd be in trouble. guess my line would be somewhat: "They're not nuclear armaments, I swear, they're the regular kind! I want to take over the world, not turn it into a glass parking lot!"

Then I would probably get beaten, a lot.

 

[Captain Ninja]

ask for his utility belt

 

[Ekonk]

HOLY CHRIST GOD REVEREND SHIT

Use the door next time.

 

[LordLoudmouth]

"dude, your gonna pay that"

 

[ninja555]

Continue playing minecraft.

 

[mParadox]

It's goddamn batman!!

 

[ziggy161]

I guess I would offer to help him. Anything to get in on that gig XD

 

[dark-amon]

With a really dark and grim voice I would say: "You're Batman."

 

[Zeozen]

"Nanananananananananananananana BATMAAAAAN!!"

I did what had to be done.

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Probably request a Bat Hug. Also a Bat Makeout. And then probably get a Bat Restraining Order.

 

[Unia]

Mister, whatever you thought you'd find here you got the wrong address. You had better haul your ass right back out or I'll call the cops and/or my bulky neighbour.

Never was that hyped about Batman.

 

[Samwise137]

I'd likely drop my guitar or game controller and say "I DIDN'T DO IT!"