Batman soars through your window.

[Soxafloppin]

I'd offer him a sandwhich.

 

[gorfias]

God I am so freaking bored.

The Caped Crusader just uses that silly little physics defying cape glide move to come through your opened window, completely without warning, and without saying a word to you. How would you greet the greatest detective?

If Batman launched himself through my window, I would yell "GREAT GARGLING GONADS, BATMAN! I'M FUCKING ANNOYING!" to see if he would flat-ify my face.

Anyone have a good plan of action in mind?

Me: "Say Jim, that's a bad outfit... whooo!"

 

[Autofaux]

"Beers are in the fridge. Do you mind moving along? I'm in a game."

 

[batuea]

After I poke him to make sure he is real, I would just say "hey, the door bell works ya' know?"

 

[SD-Fiend]

hello mr wayne...

 

[MadeinHell]

*Points at him* whoa? *points at the monitor* but... *points at him* aren't you a fictional character? What the hell?
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Want a beer?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

"You could at least knock. Want some crisps?"
That's because I just bought three bags of crisps for my Dexter, House and Castle-watching evening tonight.

 

[shadyh8er]

"AAAAAAH! CHRISTIAN BALE!"

 

[ImprovizoR]

I'd tell him to go away and bother someone else. I don't like it when people come in unannounced. Batman or no Batman, the rules apply to everyone. Just because he dresses like a bat doesn't mean he'll get any special treatment from me.

On a more serious note, I'd probably ask him for a million dollars. He is Bruce Wayne after all.

 

[TilMorrow]

"Super Ninja Punch!" and he gets pushed back out the window he came in.

 

[Korten12]

"Uh... Hi..? Now could you kindly leave..?"

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Sup?

...nacho?

(I am currently eating nachos)

Ditto

 

[drummond13]

How is this scenario even possible? I AM Batman.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I SWEAR I PUT THE CANS INTO THE RYCLING! I SWEAR!

 

[infested]

"you left your pink thong here buddy" my words to him. he grabs it and still leaves the bat pole

 

[Slaanax]

I'd be out cold seeing how I am sitting right next to a window, but he came in through the other one I would be like, you are going to pay for that right?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Absolutely REQUIRED this pic:

O_O

...Ok...

The Bat really is as insane as they say.

 

[Burningsok]

Me: You know you could just open the window.

Batman: ...

Me: uummmm, how's it goi...

Batman: *batterrang's a the ninja behind me*

Me: oh, thanks Batman!

Batman: don't mention it.