Bayonetta Can Be Played One-Handed

[Zallest]

Play Bayonetta one handed so you can do other enriching activities with the other! Like Read a book! Do your taxes! FAP!

Truly this is the evolution of gaming.

Am I the only one who doesn't think Bayonetta is attractive at all?

Not anymore you're not...

I didn't think she was that hot before but now you've ruined the game for me. Thanks!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Gamerscore hunters are just going to love this.

More likely than not you won't get many points for using it. It will prolly be one of those humiliating 0G achievments that are insulting. It will probably be titled "I want my mommy" and the tile will be a face crying.

If you only get a 0 point achievement, then yeah, it'd be kinda pointless. But you don't see all that many 0-point achievements nowadays, at least not in the really, really popular games. It's a convenient way to humiliate a player for taking the super-easy path, but it wastes an achievement slot, and each game can only have so many achievements.

 

[squid5580]

Gamerscore hunters are just going to love this.

More likely than not you won't get many points for using it. It will prolly be one of those humiliating 0G achievments that are insulting. It will probably be titled "I want my mommy" and the tile will be a face crying.

If you only get a 0 point achievement, then yeah, it'd be kinda pointless. But you don't see all that many 0-point achievements nowadays, at least not in the really, really popular games. It's a convenient way to humiliate a player for taking the super-easy path, but it wastes an achievement slot, and each game can only have so many achievements.

Most games average about 50 while the limit is up in the 80s I believe. Although they have changed the rules so many times now and made so many exceptions to the rules that frankly there aren't any real rules just guidelines.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

-snip-

Alright is different from great or good, but it's also different from bad. I thought 8 was alright, but I don't think it was bad. Besides, the story was better than the last few instalments prior.

...heh, well, I can't argue with you there. Well played, sir

-snip-

And now that just reminds me of...

Awwww yeahh...

Noes! D8

If that doesn't titillate you, man, woman or child, then we can't be friends. And I thought we were friends? D:

Just picture yourself hunting moose with both of 'em in Alaska. Awwwwww yeahhh...

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

EW
GOD NO
Maybe if it was JUST Tina Fey, but both of them? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OH COME NOW!

Tina Fey:

Spoiler

Sarah Palin:

Spoiler

Now put them together.

AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Let me put it to you this way:
I would never even think of inserting my penis into anything boasting even less intelligence than the organ itself possesses.

Like TAA said:
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?
Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palin's vagina is retarded."

As life goes on, you'll eat those words. Oh yes.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Let me put it to you this way:
I would never even think of inserting my penis into anything boasting even less intelligence than the organ itself possesses.

Like TAA said:
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?
Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palin's vagina is retarded."

As life goes on, you'll eat those words. Oh yes.

Your theory neglects her children.

 

[andrat]

Oh well.
Anyone that's not a one handed gamer and plays on this difficulty, hand in your man card here.

 

[Treblaine]

Anything that gets more people playing proper games rather than this dead end or wii sports party bullshit that could never lead new players into more advanced games.

No doubt they will get bored of this mode after a while, inevitably they will try a harder mode especially if they start to say "This is booooring pressing the same button over and over".

This may be super easy but it IS at least a proper game still with progression and so on unlike the Wii where 90% of the shovel-ware on wii are not real "games" but merely "toys" or playthings with no deeper challenge to it.

 

[Valiance]

Press X to kick ass, as they say.

I find it funny that the biggest problems people have with this is that someone who "didn't work as hard as them" will get the achievements for beating the game.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Press X to kick ass, as they say.

I find it funny that the biggest problems people have with this is that someone who "didn't work as hard as them" will get the achievements for beating the game.

Just as long as this sort of feature is only available in single player games. As soon as it hits multiplayer we will have a new generation of kids crying on the mic because they keep losing.

 

[teutonicman]

What the hell where's the skill? The combat system also reminds me of DMC.

 

[FROGGEman2]

That... looks... really pretty...

But what's up with the music? Like, is that for real?

Did I say that? For real? Really?