Be a Bad Guy in Darkspawn Chronicles DLC for Dragon Age

[ProtoChimp]

Noooooooooooooo, oh god why, WHY is this only a DLC. I don't have xbox live. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. *loudly and annoyingly cries in corner*

Sorry I'm just a dragon age fanboy.

 

[Souplex]

Why do I have to be a Hurlock? I'd much rather be a Genlock.

Spoiler

Broodmothers produce different darkspawn depending on their original race.
Humans: Hurlocks. Dwarves: Genlocks. Elves: Shrieks. Quinari: Ogres.