Be awesome
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Hey Joe descends on the staium, astride a dragon made of gold. He dismounts the beast by doing a triple somersault, as he lands he pulls out a Les Paul made of dreams and plays a couple of wiked licks. Suddenly, summoned by the licks, Zombie Jimi Hendrix appears and plays a stone cold groove with Hey Joe.
At the last bar resonates throughout the stadium, a thousand beatiful women flood the pair. Suddenly, one speaks. "Please Hey Joe, you must save us from Alan Greenspan!".
Hey Joe puts on his shades
"Okay...I'll do it for the children"
At the last bar resonates throughout the stadium, a thousand beatiful women flood the pair. Suddenly, one speaks. "Please Hey Joe, you must save us from Alan Greenspan!".
Hey Joe puts on his shades
"Okay...I'll do it for the children"
My head exploded with the sheer magnitude of random awesomeness in this thread. I'm gluing it back together now.
Deciding to turn the awesomeness down a notch, Zombie_Fish jumps on stage, at which point he spontaneously combusts and then walks off.
Then my daily goal has been reachedWrongSprite said:This made me chuckle for about 3 minutesmikecoulter said:
Do we really have to do something awesome? I thought we already were awesome? I mean after all we are on Escapist.
Ignoring all the previous attempts at awesomeness, Neonbob simply drags a large Orca to the middle of an arena. Looking at nobody in particular, he stands still for a good minute before suddenly launching a roundhouse kick into the face of the whale. The whale explodes with the force of one hundred atomic bombs. And, out of the middle of the explosion, Neonbob strides out, covered in blood and grinning maniacally.
Khedive Rex rides into the stadium perched on the back of a polished velociraptor three times larger than the herd follwing at his heels. As the pack of prehistoric killing machines reaches the very epicenter of the arena all the flood lights turn in unison and drown Rex in a beam of pure white nirvana. The Velociraptor glistens in the beam, sending out rays like a funky reptilian disco-ball. He turns to face the audience while his brothers and sister form a perfect line behind him.
A silence pervades the arena. Grown men cry in the corner and women throw their clothes at the raptor-mounted hero in anticipation.
Suddenly, the littlest raptor all the way at the end of the line lifts his head and opens his mouth revealing row upon row of serated teeth.
DOH!
Beside him the next raptor prepares his sonnet
RAY!
Along the line the note travels as the dinosaurs erupt in song
ME!
FAH!
SO!
LA!
TI!
The entire chorus erupts with a force like Chuck Norris drop kicking god.
DOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!
Khedive Rex stirs as the raptors behind him begin to do a shuffle. He hums a little smokey harmony as his raptor sing the back up melody.
[sub]"I don't need."[/sub]
I don't need
[sub]"A microphone."[/sub]
a microphone
[sub]"My voice is fucking-"[/sub]
[HEADING=1]POOOWWWEEERRRFFFUUULLL!!![/HEADING]
The floodlights break and broken shards of glass rain down on the audience. All but the giant polished velociraptor lay dead. Khedive Rex bows and rides his dinosaur companion out of the arena, never to be seen again.
A silence pervades the arena. Grown men cry in the corner and women throw their clothes at the raptor-mounted hero in anticipation.
Suddenly, the littlest raptor all the way at the end of the line lifts his head and opens his mouth revealing row upon row of serated teeth.
DOH!
Beside him the next raptor prepares his sonnet
RAY!
Along the line the note travels as the dinosaurs erupt in song
ME!
FAH!
SO!
LA!
TI!
The entire chorus erupts with a force like Chuck Norris drop kicking god.
DOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!
Khedive Rex stirs as the raptors behind him begin to do a shuffle. He hums a little smokey harmony as his raptor sing the back up melody.
[sub]"I don't need."[/sub]
I don't need
[sub]"A microphone."[/sub]
a microphone
[sub]"My voice is fucking-"[/sub]
[HEADING=1]POOOWWWEEERRRFFFUUULLL!!![/HEADING]
The floodlights break and broken shards of glass rain down on the audience. All but the giant polished velociraptor lay dead. Khedive Rex bows and rides his dinosaur companion out of the arena, never to be seen again.
Piers789, with the midday sun at his back, walked unsteadily towards the gathering. Weakened from a lack of food or water for days, he persisted onwards knowing that soon there would be rest and a chance to redeem himself in the eyes of the people who exiled him. The crowd neared with ever step, the weight in his arms was almost unbearable. Each step was agony. At last the mob was upon him, they moved closer, weapons at the ready... There was a hushed silence throughout the crowd. Piers789 looked at each and every one of them, then without a word he threw the corpse of the slain monster at there feet. No one moved a muscle. Spongebob Squarepants was dead.
Bibliomancer stands at the pitcher's mound an throws a baseball past the batter, who is a robot. The pitch is called a strike, and the ball then rotates around the entire earth in .000000000001 seconds and whizzes past the batter for strike 2. The ball then goes even faster around the earth for strike three. The ball then breaks the barrier between dimensions due to the high speed, cures cancer, kills Hitler before he was even born and erases American Idol from the universe. Oh, and gives everyone on earth a free candy bar.
MasterSqueak walks up encased in a suit of homemade body armor, burning terrorists to death with dual wrist mounted flamethrowers. A Jedi Master rushes him, only to get crushed into the ground by MasterSqueaks boot. Swinging his arm around, he grabbed a hiding Ninja. Said Ninja was then slammed into an approaching Pirate.
MasterSqueak proceeded to shoot lasers from his eyes and throw nukes, shouting Anti-Communist messages the whole time.
MasterSqueak proceeded to shoot lasers from his eyes and throw nukes, shouting Anti-Communist messages the whole time.
