Be your own nation, opress your own masses and rule your own kingdom.

[The Iron Ninja]

I finished my factbook entry!
Well not really, still have a bit more I'd like to add in.

Oh, and if it turns out that someone actually reads it, I should point out that I did steal borrow the base format from Vanguard.

Also, Iron Ninja makes mean demands.
This thread needs a grand list in the OP of everyone who's joined, their extra stuff (like said factbook thing) and a link to any region specific incident threads, since I have had to search for "berethond" on the incident reports page to find the damn thing every time I want to check up on it.

 

[terribleyetfun]

damn my economy is failing...time to roll up my sleeves and put on my dictator cap

 

[Blind0bserver]

Can you guys say "land grab"?

No? That's kinda weird... anyway, thanks to people being inactive there is going to be a hell of a lot of open land just up for grabs.

Gentlemen, start your engines! And by engines, I do mean your tank engines.

 

[itstimeforpie]

This sounds cool, I will join.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I canèt sign up for the second one, why.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I made my nation, the republic of packistonia
http://www.nationstates.net/

 

[scotth266]

The Most Serene Republic of Scotth266! [http://www.nationstates.net/nation=scotth266]

I've already moved to the region as well. My people are a rather kindly bunch: but that doesn't mean we're chumps. Agression will not be tolerated, and since we're the remnants of a war-torn nation, we already know how to fight.

 

[Sosakitty]

I give you The Democratic Republic of Deketopia [http://www.nationstates.net/nation=deketopia]!

I am so taking Taxi Driver's Island.

 

[itstimeforpie]

I have moved my nation to the region as well.

 

[ShockValue]

Damn you Carthage!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I call dibs on the grand dutchy of the long toothed vengeance's land, that is if it`s up for grabs.

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=raiders_and_losers

 

[ShockValue]

I call the armed Republic of Khedive Rex, if it ceases to exist.

 

[TheDoomThing]

Bluechalf. My nation.

Spoiler: This is probably my favorite issue...

Unconventional Weapons Under Fire
A collection of citizens, civil rights workers, and concerned mothers have signed a petition to stop the manufacturing of the 'BFG-69' (AKA 'the Organ Grinder'), a new rifle planned to be used in the military which works by shredding people's internal organs.

1. "If we don't produce these weapons we will be left behind in the arms race," says Al du Pont, director of the Alliance of Rifles, Grenades, and Handguns. "These weapons are the future and it won't just stop with the BFG-69. We're planning on introducing the Bone-Breaker 115-DX Sonic Rocket Launcher next year along with our anthrax grenade line. If Bluechalf is going to stay ahead of the game then it'll just have to accept that highly destructive weaponry is part of life. We'd also like to sell it commercially to your police force and citizens if you'd just sign here...?"
2. "This rifle is completely inhumane," says Dr Roger Jefferson, leaning on a cane. "These weapons are unnecessarily violent - how can anyone condone something that rips apart your innards like this? how long do you think it will be before these new inventions get into the wrong hands? Shootings are bad enough but at least most people are just wounded. The BFG-69 and those of its ilk are lethal in the extreme and are completely unacceptable! We need some moral decency here and get rid of these unconventional weapons along with all the other shameful armaments like mustard gas."
3. "Excuse me, but whenever has anyone ever heard of a weapon that WAS humane?" asks Freddy Longbottom, ballistics expert. "These are devices for firing slugs of metal at people. It's not nice, but it IS necessary. People are always so squeamish. They've already accepted the standard ripping through the body of the standard bullet but the moment something a little more effective is made they kick up a fuss. Typical. These nonstandard weapons should only be put into trained military hands anyway. We're not making rocking horses here, we're protecting Bluechalf against her enemies! Just this once, let's try to stay ahead of them."

 

[Khedive Rex]

How could I have forgotten about this? And just when it was getting interesting. I mean, we have a map now?! That means I know who to send my spies after!

The Armed Republic of Khedive Rex shall destroy you all! We've already survived one bloody violent civil war, we're ready for anything you have to throw at us.

 

[ShockValue]

I was going to take your land, therefore we should be allies. Now I need to destroy Carthage.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Now that I've brought this thread back to life (with jumper cables and a car battery in a back-alley, no less) it's time to show you people who Big Daddy Saurea is and why you shouldn't fuck with him.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=4248&p=126021#p126021

Footnote version: don't try to tangle with The Holy Empire of Saurea. Ever.

 

[ShockValue]

Well we don't even know if you have the largest army anymore, so for all we know someone could match you.

 

[Dorian]

All shall bow down to the logic of my nation! [http://www.nationstates.net/nation=portal_maniac]

 

[Blind0bserver]

Well we don't even know if you have the largest army anymore, so for all we know someone could match you.

I know that you can't, and that's enough for me XD