Bear Brawl!

[KingPiccolOwned]

If you had to fight a bear using only a melee weapon, what would you use. I would go with a Halberd, it's a spear and axe in one and that sounds like it would cover all my needs.

Edit: I think I would actually like to change my weapon of choice. I think I would just make like Walter and evicerate the bear with string.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Knuckledusters. Im that hard.

 

[ZerOmega]

Spear, naginata or halberd. The idea is that when the bear charges you, you place the plunt end of the spear into ground and wait the bear to impale itself agast the tip.

Edit: Then again, chainsaw might make loud enough noise to scare the creature away.

 

[Gooble]

Knuckledusters. Im that hard.

A toothpick! For when I'm done eating him...

 

[Irridium]

My bear hands

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Knuckledusters. Im that hard.

A toothpick! For when I'm done eating him...

*bows to your superior oneupmanship.*

 

[FallenRainbows]

Knuckledusters. Im that hard.

A toothpick! For when I'm done eating him...

A lion cannon. For seconds.

 

[Erana]

Um...
Does anyone know how to do a sleeper hold on an ursine?

 

[Pimppeter2]

A giant chainsaw

 

[Abedeus]

I would use all the techniques that have been passed on in the Armstrong family for generations.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

My bear hands

You should be shot.

Nunchaku. I'd be killed, but I'll still be "that crazy bastard who fought a bear with nunchaku".

Or if I'm serious, a claymore. Awwww yeah.

Um...
Does anyone know how to do a sleeper hold on an ursine?

Aim for the big toe. The left one. Never fails, trust me, i've read the bible from cover to cover.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

My bear hands

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow...

Personally I would use:

Spoiler: THIS

Yes, it is the power fist again. but the bear will die if it comes near.

 

[Wilfy]

One very, very long stick with a knife on the end.
I'll poke his eyes out.

 

[Grayjack]

My bear hands

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow...

Personally I would use:

Spoiler: THIS

Yes, it is the power fist again. but the bear will die if it comes near.

Half Life Full Life Consequences Free Man FTW.

I would use this.

Spoiler

 

[Quantupus]

A very strong umbrella.
Shove it down his throat and open it.

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

Am I first to say "crowbar?"

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I would use all the techniques that have been passed on in the Armstrong family for generations.

I see what you did there.

I would use this, cos its actually what i carry when im hiking in bear country:

Spoiler

Pray he doesn't maul you by the 40th stab, and he's brown bread [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown%20bread].

 

[Takoto]

Does a chainsaw count?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would use all the techniques that have been passed on in the Armstrong family for generations.

Time to sprint? this method of short distance running will somehow allow you to beat a bear in melee combat

somehow

 

[Squedee]

id use throwing axes