Bear Brawl!

[historybuff]

Chainsaw. It'd be fun.

 

[Abedeus]

I would use all the techniques that have been passed on in the Armstrong family for generations.

Time to sprint? this method of short distance running will somehow allow you to beat a bear in melee combat

somehow

You failed the Full Metal Alchemist cookie award, which ChromeAlchemist gets instead of you. For shame.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
You failed the Full Metal Alchemist cookie award, which ChromeAlchemist gets instead of you. For shame.

I didn't want to post so soon after my previous post... I'm picky about such things, even if it means I miss a cookie...

 

[Rolling Thunder]

A Bidenhander.

 

[PyriteOkio]

The Original Xbox Controller.

 

[Internet Kraken]

A Shaolin spade. (don't know how to post a pic, sorry)

http://www.shaolinchimantis.com/Images-M/Products-M/SCM-150/ShaolinMonkSpade-101a-72-s.jpg

If you want to see exactly what I did just quote my post.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

I would use all the techniques that have been passed on in the Armstrong family for generations.

So much win.
FMAFTW

 

[darthzew]

A cattle-prod or a taser amped up to ludicrous levels.

 

[Irridium]

My bear hands

You should be shot.

Hey, someone had to say it.

 

[Casual Shinji]

A torch!

Fire always works.

 

[Craig FTW]

I'd use a double-blade. If that counts o.o

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Something big, and very heavy... Or I'll just wrestle in to the ground.. Bring it bear

 

[barryween]

Tch, how about my plastic ninja turtles sword I have from when I was 6?
DOES THAT BLOW YOUR MIND!?

 

[Captain Pancake]

Something with a lot of reach, but with the slicing ability to take it out with a deft slice to the neck.

If you want to see exactly what I did just quote my post.

So pretty much this.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

My bear hands

You should be shot.

Hey, someone had to say it.

Well you aren't lying, I'll give you that.

 

[Daezd]

A small child. For distraction while I run, of course.

Do any of you really think you have a chance against a giant motherfucking bear?

 

[War Penguin]

What about a pointed stick?

 

[Azraellod]

...wait, this might count as armour rather then a weapon.

can i use it?

 

[El Poncho]

A spear probably, it's long so the bear can't reach me.

 

[HT_Black]

A mace drenched in turpentine and set on fire. THUD!