Bender Bending Rodriguez

[lasherman]

I was watching Futurama the other day, and now I am wondering what everyone's favorite line from Bender was. Mine is "Hey guys I forgot I had this pumpkin," which is said right before his pumpkin is carved into the shape of his head with about a thousand arrows in the movie Bender's Game.

 

[CakeDragon]

My favourite Bender quote is:
"I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Eh, screw the whole thing."

Bender is amazing - John DiMaggio is one of my favourite voice actors

 

[Legion]

"I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

 

[traceur_]

"Bite my shiny metal ass/Bite my glorious golden ass"

 

[Symp4thy]

My favorite isn't necessarily from Bender, but to Bender:

Bender: I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

 

[kommando367]

"Bite my shiny metal ass/Bite my glorious golden ass"

You forgot "bite my colossal metal ass".

My favorite quote is "Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool".

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Sh!t yeah!,oh wait that is one of the other character's John DiMaggio voice's.My favorite line of Bender's would have to be "Bite my Shiny metal ass".

 

[Trivun]

Anything with Bender is awesome:

Emotions are dumb and should be hated!

I'm sorry guys, I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

You may have to "metaphorically" make a deal with the "devil". And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorical", I mean get your coat.

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!

Yes! In your face, Ghandi!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head".

Hey, what kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Of all the friends I've had... You're the first.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Shinier than yours, meatbag.

 

[CNKFan]

Here is a little conversation between Fry and Bender
Fry-You didn't sleep with the Crushinator, did you?
Bender-Of course not, a lady that fine you have to class.

 

[sky14kemea]

"you'd have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer..."

XD Bender if my fav character =D

 

[More Fun To Compute]

"Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"

 

[TheMatt]

"Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"

CURSE YOU! well not really, but as i was reading down the list that's all i was thinking about...

Ah screw it, it's so good I'm not even gonna be original.

"Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"

THIS.

 

[Kajt]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Can't think of anything else right now, it's been a while since I watched Futurama.

 

[Blind0bserver]

"AHAHA! Game over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then go kill yourselves!"

 

[kwdav]

"Curse you oh merciful poseidon"

 

[iron codpiece]

"Hot Diggity Daffodil!"

 

[Elemorea]

"have you ever considered just turning off the t.v, sitting down with your kids... and hitting them?".

 

[NattyMichael]

Bender is amazing xD

did you know the guy who does Bender's voice does Marcus Fenix's voice :O

 

[jebussaves88]

"That's what she said....WOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"What's with all the flying idiots?"

"That could be anyones thoughts fatass."

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Yes, we live to suck another day!"

Puts on a top hat "We are not amused" then takes it off.