Best Escapist Quote?

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Hey guys! Often on here (the Escapist), there are many, many, MANY awesome and funny people. And, once in a while, they say a truely perfect, awesome, or cool quote. So guys, whats your favorite quote from the guys on the Escapist? The quote doesn't need to be insitive or funny, just make it cool!

 

[staika]

Since I find myself funny I will now quote my personal favorite post in the "What would you do if you had an AT-AT or an AT-ST" thread.

Drive around the ghettos of the world blasting some horrible rap song as loud as I can with half of my body outside the window with my hat on sideways and a pissed off look on my face while my AT-AT bounces along with the beat of the song.

Racist, yes
worth it, hell yeah

 

[Fiskmasen]

Since I find myself funny I will now quote my personal favorite post in the "What would you do if you had an AT-AT or an AT-ST" thread.

Drive around the ghettos of the world blasting some horrible rap song as loud as I can with half of my body outside the window with my hat on sideways and a pissed off look on my face while my AT-AT bounces along with the beat of the song.

Racist, yes
worth it, hell yeah

That's not funny.

 

[staika]

Since I find myself funny I will now quote my personal favorite post in the "What would you do if you had an AT-AT or an AT-ST" thread.

Drive around the ghettos of the world blasting some horrible rap song as loud as I can with half of my body outside the window with my hat on sideways and a pissed off look on my face while my AT-AT bounces along with the beat of the song.

Racist, yes
worth it, hell yeah

That's not funny.

......... I found it funny

someone else did too, that makes...... 2 people.

 

[7777777777444]

That's not funny.[/quote]

At Least its a quote. I'm Waiting.

 

[Dawn Patrol]

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet."

Easily the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

[Lev The Red]

"Allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge."
- Yahtzee Croshaw

 

[7777777777444]

My favorite? Has to be a One from Moviebob....
"(Insert form of media here)... IS ... WEIRD!!!!!

 

[Gilhelmi]

Mine is

Live free or Die

I like it because it sums up the length I will go to be free. Either I and my children will be free or people (might even be myself) will die in battle. I do not like war, but do not push me for the edge is dangerously close.

 

[Sassafrass]

"And some look like the love child between Jack Sparrow and a crack donkey."

Taken from a review I co-wrote with VaudevillianVeteran and that I posted here, talking about the X-Factor's contestants.

 

[Dawn Patrol]

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet."

Easily the funniest thing I've ever read.

What's this from?

It used to be a tagline to the site.

I'm assuming it was taken down because nobody got that it was being totally ironic and what not.

 

[Scarecrow]

'If you ever find yourself having sex with a wolf, never complement him/her on his/her mouth.'

-Scarecrow 8

 

[Kizi]

THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH

This, this, and again this.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Spoiler: Space saver

"The last bastion of intelligence on the internet."

Easily the funniest thing I've ever read.

What's this from?

Back in the day (when I was a newbie here myself), we at the Escapist would call ourselves the last bastion of intelligence, and we believed it. That title no longer applies, because we're just a typical game website with better videos and better spelling now. It's better this way. It keeps us from being elitist jerks.

It's strange, though. I haven't seen that claim here in over a year and a half.

OT: Oh, yeah.

Anything by Souplex qualifies.

 

[badgersprite]

Does unintentionally funny count?

I couldn't find the original post, but I distinctly remember someone making a thread along these lines:

"I just came up with a really brilliant idea that I can't believe nobody ever thought of before. You know how there's like Blockbuster where you can go in and rent movies or games? Well, what if there were a place like that but for books? People would probably read a lot more if there was a place they could go in and rent a copy of a book and return it without having to pay for it.

Do you like my idea?"

 

[7777777777444]

Back in the day (when I was a newbie here myself), we at the Escapist would call ourselves the last bastion of intelligence, and we believed it. That title no longer applies, because we're just a typical game website with better videos and better spelling now.

It's strange, though. I haven't seen that claim here in over a year and a half.[/quote]

Personally, I believe it to be true still. I mean, look at many of the other sites out there? No offense to the people from 4chan, but... I pointing in that direction

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"I don't think America is populated entirely by assholes and cowboys; I know that some Canadians live there, too."

-Yahtzee Croshaw

That one had me in stitches when I first saw his Super Paper Mario review XD

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Personally, I believe it to be true still. I mean, look at many of the other sites out there? No offense to the people from 4chan, but... I pointing in that direction

Oh, we hated 4chan. Hated 4chan. Ah, good times. Good, times.

But no, we're just a game website now. Albeit with better videos. I like that, though.

Great, now I'm nostalgia-ing over the days my post count had two digits and I hated anime. This thread is making me feel old, like some forgotten relic with a handful of other users from the olden days before the population boom.

Bro, I've seen more intelligent discussion occur during my first five minutes on 4chan then I've yet to see in the months I've been posting on this site.

While I like the Big Picture, I have to agree there, though I don't go to 4chan. Their layout is/was painful.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Nintendo's Mario team really don't seem to have any ambition besides subsisting on bits of crust they can scrape from the pimply underbelly of nostalgia, lest anything as dangerous as a new idea appear in their brains and give them a fucking seizure! But as the disbelieving friend said to the inventor of the feces-powered helicopter, "This shit will not fly!"

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

Yes, another Yahtzee quote.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Half of the shit Monkfish posts is genius.

Example, on a thread asking if children should be shielded from nudity to stop them from being disturbed, he posted:

Nudity is a terrible and unnatural thing that children should not be exposed to.
Breasts and penises are filthy lies and young ones are so impressionable. What if they get it into their heads that everyone has genitals.

What if one saw a bum and realised everybody poops.