Best Game Quote

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Naked Snake when Ocelot asks his name at the end of MGS3:

Snake: ... Johnnnnn...


hmmm original

also the shoal on Timesplitters 3: tonight you sleep wth the fishes

 

[Devil's Due]

"Ah hell, I was never good with computers. Here, let me see. 'Press any key to continue...' Wh-... Which key is the 'Any Key'?!" - StarCraft Marine.

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"You better not screw this up!" - Dom

(Drunk) "Wha-, what me? Hehehe! Don't worry, now! Because if I screw up, YOU'LL BE DEAD! HAHA!" - Drunk person in GoW campaign where he had to control the lights. If you stepped into the dark (or if he turns off the lights) you'd die from the Kryll.

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"No. NO! NO!!! WRONG!" - Sander Cohen

"Curse you, Cohen! You sick twisted f-"

*Boom*

(BioShock)

 

[Altorin]

Please...

Listen to me...

The archbishop Lazarus... he brought us down here to find the lost prince..

bastard led us into a trap..

Now everyone is dead.. killed by a demon he called the butcher!

Avenge us!

Find this butcher and slay him - So that our souls can finally rest..

 

[Spleeni]

"Boink!"
"Hey, knucklehead, I'm talking ta you! Bonk!"
"Oh hey, you suck!"
"Lotta' good that gun didya!"
"Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
"What the hell is youse guys' problem?"

....
okay, just about every character in TF2.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Gears of War - *Revs chainsaw* Damnit...*Chainsaw gibbing.*

 

[worstknightmare]

"Too bad, looks like we can't be friends anymore...."
Rufus, Final Fantasy 7

 

[WolfMage]

"-Something or other unimportant-"
"Surely you must be kidding!"
"No, and don't call me Shirley."
-Call of Duty 4.

 

[The Overmatt]

Hiro: Dodge THIS!
Gwyn: TAKE THIS YOU HELLISH FREAK!
-Lunar 2

May heaven smile...and may the devil have mercy.
-Killer 7

Henshin-a-go-go BABY!
-Viewtiful Joe

GET OVER HERE!
-Scorpion, Mortal Kombat

Some can't WAIT to die!
-Auron, FFX

I've been waiting for this!
-Ocelot, MGS2

 

[TsunamiWombat]

"...Pincer attack!"
-
Rose, Overlord
The love scene

 

[YukoValis]

"In time my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies" Psychonauts. This is from a GUY agent pretending to be a housewife by holding a rolling pin!

 

[xitel]

"Dammit, you guys, TOTALLY wrecked my SHOP! And I hadn't even named it yet!" ~DMC3
"FOR DA OVERLOWD!!" ~Overlord
"Stay awhile, and listen." Diablo

 

[Enskie]

Morpheus: God was the dream of good government. You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.
-Deus Ex

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a *****. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?
-Deus Ex

SHODAN: Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
-System Shock 2

Fuck yes, Deus Ex, a problem though. It's not Morpheus, there was no Morpheus in Deus Ex...There was Icarus and Daedalus. You might be talking about Invisible War, I've not yet played that one.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Dmitrij Volkov:
Last time we met, it was beneath the ice.
This time it is over a lake of boiling artificial lava, how appropriate...*Manic laughter*

-N.o.l.f. 2

 

[Jackel86]

"They'll read you your rights at your funeral..."

Max Payne to Vinnie Gognitti followed by a gunshot.

 

[waffletaco]

You're pretty good...

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

"im going to kill you both. then im going to drain your blood. take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and raindeers and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit i want for christmas."

 

[LordCraigus]

THE AIM IS IN THE REACH ZONE!

 

[Liam Wolfy]

METAL GEAR!!!! - You can just guess!

Anything from Max Payne.

You'd point a gun at your own brother! - Luquid Snake.

Your fruit killing skills are remarkable - GAZ - COD4.

Would you kindly - Frank Fontaine - Atlas - BIOSHOCK.

 

[PandyBear]

"learn 'ow to play the game then you facking muppet!" - Team Buddies
"wort wort wort" - Elites (Halo)
"of course mein officer... we'll hide this GIANT gun" Pak.38 crew (Company of Heroes)

 

[MurderousToaster]

"You and I enter the casino here, once we're in we have to distract this security guard- I was thinking you could catch me cheating- anyway, while the guard's concerned with throwing me out, Gat'll sneak in through this security door - don't worry, I already got today's pass-code from the blackjack dealer Shaundi's fucking - now once inside Gat'll have to sneak past the guards and cut the power and when that happens, we only have about 45 seconds before the backup generator turns on, during the blackout-"
"No, no no hold up, man, I like the dream-house you've built up here and everything, but what if we just start here, walk into the casino, and shoot all the motherfuckers that are between us and the money."
"Well, you know-"
"It would be a lot faster."
"And a lot more fun."

And, I'm really surprised I haven't seen this one yet.
"All your base are belong to us!"