Best insult without swearing?

[devildog1170]

you were caused by a chemical spillage in Germany

you were placed here by sadam during the first gulf war to lower morale

when i look at you i feel better about myself

there's a guy in my year going out with someone four years younger than him (he's 17), this is a dialogue between me and him
"How long have you two been going out?"
"About a year and a half"
"So she's, what, doubled in age in that time?"
he wasn't happy with me, luckily he's tiny and pathetic and couldn't do anything if he tried.

your friend's kinda creepy man. that means the chick was probably 11ish and he was 15 or 16

he is most definitely not my friend, i fucking hate the guy. he's a pathetic, snivelling, whiny excuse of a person and a pervert as well, some of the things he openly admits to doing with her are hideous.

that is disgusting. good thing your not his friend. man, i think 18 and 16 is a little odd sometimes, but man, 12 and 16? That's just freaky.

 

[Timotei]

My English teacher was talking to us about the finals. He told us that the only acceptable excuses for missing them would be swine flu, 9/11 2.0, or the death of BOTH parents.

Suddenly the class funny guy raised his hand and asked "what if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?". The teacher, without missing a beat said "Well then you're going to have to take the test with your other hand."

 

[godsmagnum]

...retarded

 

[Simalacrum]

My English teacher was talking to us about the finals. He told us that the only acceptable excuses for missing them would be swine flu, 9/11 2.0, or the death of BOTH parents.

Suddenly the class funny guy raised his hand and asked "what if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?". The teacher, without missing a beat said "Well then you're going to have to take the test with your other hand."

I think we have a winner of this thread

 

[Maldaris]

You Mom flipper