You wish!Socdk said:Those belong in the "worst jokes" thread methinksShapsters said:A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Teroristspoptart123 said:Who's there?Ago Iterum said:Knock knock.
I don't get itShapsters said:A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
You know, because they are twins, if you've seen one(Jaun), you seen them all(Jamal). Its a pun!SnowCold said:I don't get itShapsters said:A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Oh, I though it's some reference or somethingShapsters said:You know, because they are twins, if you've seen one(Jaun), you seen them all(Jamal). Its a pun!SnowCold said:I don't get itShapsters said:A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
/threadMaxTheReaper said:Wanna hear the best joke ever?
Women's Rights.
(Ps if you can't tell I'm kidding, you're probably not smart enough to be breathing air that could go to someone more deserving.)