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OWENR22

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Personally, I thought Desmond was a brilliant character in comparison to Ezio. I didn't think anything could make me miss Altair, but Ezio was one of most annoying characters I've ever come across in any form of story telling. He's worse than both versions of Anakin Skywalkers combined. At least Desmond appeared in the semi-interesting parts of the game.
 

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Wait, did he like Halo 3: ODST, or was that just a joke at how bad it was? Sorry, I couldn't get it.
 

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Snowalker said:
Wait, did he like Halo 3: ODST, or was that just a joke at how bad it was? Sorry, I couldn't get it.
As a rule of thumb: if Yahtzee says it, it's probably negative.
 

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Funny... I felt the same way about the Archon in HALO 2, especially since the forced you to play that goob on the heels of taking down a Scarab and then all hell breaking loose for the characters that I actually care about.
It would be the Arbiter you're talking about, and while I rather liked his story (despite Halo 2 overall being a large bucket of disappointment for me) I do agree with you- they didn't do a very good job of pacing out the story between him and the Chief.

Now. Seriously, people say that Yahtzee hates games? Come on. He's just very vocal about what he dislikes, as that's his main "gig" (how often do you hear people whine when he talks about how much he likes a certain game? "hwo com u dint maek fun ov it?!?! dis sux!!!1!1"). Zero Punctuation is the spectacle; Extra Punctuation is more of the in-depth story, and I believe EP has shown that our Mr. Croshaw has some rather complex ideas of what makes a "good" game.

Anyway. I would love to say that this was a great article, I agree with the whole thing, yadda yadda, but since I'm a sad PC-gamer holdout who doesn't own a console newer than the N64, I sadly have no experience with any of these games. (Maybe once I get settled in to my new job I'll pick up Arkham Asylum; the scant amount of gameplay I've seen of it looks pretty interesting.)
 

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Nice article. I enjoyed the Halo 3 ODST bit. God, that game was disappointing.

Quick nitpick: who in the chuffing hell is Josh Whedon? Joss Whedon is a brilliant writer whose works never fail to please (and no, the first season of Dollhouse never happened in my little Universe).
 

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Furburt said:
Rest assured, I'll still watch your reviews for the comedy, but I think if I take them as reviews I'll end up hurting the game industry because I'll end up never buying another game again.
i had a revelation the other day: The games industry is based off of the fact that most Gamers are Ungrateful bastards who are never happy with what they have.
 

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snowman6251 said:
As for Batman, well I thought it was overrated. Its good but I don't see it as game of the year material, especially in a year with quite a few strong contenders. The game just felt off and kind of awkward to me. I mean you could to a hell of a lot worse than Batman but I think other games just beat it, and fairly decidedly at that.
That is sooooooo vague! No one can take your criticism seriously. Honestly, Batman was the only game this year with not as many problems as the other games. Nearly perfect in every department, even with a ho-hum last battle.
 

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Viruzzo said:
Snowalker said:
Wait, did he like Halo 3: ODST, or was that just a joke at how bad it was? Sorry, I couldn't get it.
As a rule of thumb: if Yahtzee says it, it's probably negative.
But wasn't this the games he actually enjoyed? And he did say "But seriously"
 

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I agree with most of what Yahtzee said there. I do disagree, strongly, with his comment on Desmond. I rather like Desmond and the future storyline is one of A-Creed's great strengths, since it gives way for much conspiracy and depth. Sure, it gets a bit convoluted but playing as Desmond, Altaïr and Ezio gives several different perspectives on things.

End rant.
 

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I love it at the beginning of the game when Lucy tells Desmond to "Shut. The. Fuck. Up." It's absolute gold. To be honest, I like Desmond more than Lucy, but it was still pretty funny. If I had to rank the Assassin's Creed protagonists in likability, I'd probably put Ezio first, then Altair, and then Desmond. And that's the way I think most people would do it.
 

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Ah ha! I did the same thing with uncharted 2. Change the language to French and suddenly it is about French adventurers making wise-cracks and stealing things. The burning pain of American wit recedes. On youtube though, it really sounds great in deep, muttering Polish.

Hated the mindlessness of the main character though, when Sully uses a word which would sit in the vocabulary of an averagely educated person, and Drake the protagonist asks what does that mean? Wondered if Drake was missing his power armour at that stage.
 

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Moeez said:
snowman6251 said:
As for Batman, well I thought it was overrated. Its good but I don't see it as game of the year material, especially in a year with quite a few strong contenders. The game just felt off and kind of awkward to me. I mean you could to a hell of a lot worse than Batman but I think other games just beat it, and fairly decidedly at that.
That is sooooooo vague! No one can take your criticism seriously. Honestly, Batman was the only game this year with not as many problems as the other games. Nearly perfect in every department, even with a ho-hum last battle.
Well first of all obviously this type of thing is totally subjective and all GOTY's equate to nothing more than opinions and in my opinion Batman didn't quite live up to my expectations after the huge amount of praise it got. I thought that in some respects it was deserving and in others not so much.

It received tons of praise for its combat. While I won't deny it was animated incredibly well and that for the most part it flowed pretty well I thought it was a bit simplistic. Now simplistic combat isn't always necessarily a bad thing but I felt the game had too much of an emphasis on combat for such a simple combat mechanism. Also once they started letting the henchmen have guns in scenarios that weren't set up for me to use a stealth approach I got annoyed a little. Having to run back and forth to knock the guys with away from the armory stations broke the flow of the combat.

As for the stealth this really comes down to the way Batman moves in the game but it felt clunky and sluggish to me. This wasn't helped by me taking out a guy totally unknown to his friends only to have the Joker come on over the intercom and warn them so they all got paranoid resulting in forcing me to sit in the rafters waiting for them to split up. The grapple gun also had a bad tendency of targeting the wrong thing in some sections that cost Batman a few injuries.

As for the atmosphere and exploring this was a big disappointment for me. I love exploring in games. I love running around and getting to know the area. In Batman though I just really couldn't get into it. That stemmed from two major problems. The first is the way Batman moved. As I said I thought it felt clunky. He walks slow and awkwardly. I felt other things like the grappling hook were kind of sluggish. All in all he just doesn't move in a fluid manner. The other issue I had was the environment itself. It didn't really have much in terms of variety with maybe the exception of the botanical gardens. The rest was just some dark gritty corridors or rooftops. If you've seen one you've seen them all and aside from whatever little things the Riddler hid there there was nothing new to see.

Games that I really like have a wide variety of locals. Zelda has forests, deserts, underwater, the netherworld, etc. Demon's Souls has castles, swamps, jail, ruins, and a mountain. Even Bioshock while sticking true to its one underwater city local has lots of variety in it with its docks, malls, apartments, gardens, art studios, medical facilities, etc. Batman has a whole bunch of samey run down facilities, outside between buildings, and a garden. That's really it.

Also the Scarecrow segments were a huge letdown for me. I was expecting some really deep psychological mind fuck kind of stuff and while they had little bits of that they just turned it into some weird 2D platformer every time that I was not too fond of.

Compared to other games this year Batman just didn't stack up in my eyes. Demon's Souls in particular surprised me as being rather exceptional. The punishment for death being so high in such an unquestionably hostile world made for some of the most intense atmosphere and exploring I've ever had in a game. Behind every corner looked danger and behind every dangerous obstacle lay great reward. Exploring was both highly encourageable and yet totally terrifying. Not to mention the combat system felt pretty much perfect.

When all is said and done Batman just doesn't stack up in my eyes. Its not bad but it had a lot of things that annoyed me and they lessened the experience. I thought there were several other games this year that were more deserving but then again that is just me. This is all my opinion. If you think Batman is the best game ever, good for you, but I liked some things other games had to offer better.
 

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Furburt said:
No offense, Yahtzee old boy, but I've decided that I really need to stop listening to you.

If I keep listening to you, no matter if you like a game or not, you will still implant seeds of doubt in my brain.

Rest assured, I'll still watch your reviews for the comedy, but I think if I take them as reviews I'll end up hurting the game industry because I'll end up never buying another game again.

Note to mods: I did actually read it by the way, I read very fast.

Note to user: It doesn't matter when you post if you have something worthwhile or relevant to say.

Note to mods: Thanks guys and gals!
I've gotta agree with you there Furb, I have been taking Yahtzee with a pinch of salt for a while now, don't get me wrong I think the bloke is hilarious, but if I took his word as law I wouldn't have bought any games in the last two years.

Also I thought Mirror's Edge was superb.
 

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Interesting, everyone of his picks feature main characters with short brown hair. (The four Beatles count)
 

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"But on the other hand: So we spend the whole game getting to know Ezio, right from birth no less, following his quest for revenge over 20 years, and then at the very end the game basically says "Piss off, wog boy, Future Desmond's the important one." Earth to Ubisoft: Nobody. Likes. Future. Desmond. It'd be like if The Empire Strikes Back ended with C3PO turning out to be Darth Vader's kid instead of Luke."

Too TRUE.
Nuff Said
 

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Dok Zombie said:
I have been taking Yahtzee with a pinch of salt for a while now, don't get me wrong I think the bloke is hilarious, but if I took his word as law I wouldn't have bought any games in the last two years.
I realised long ago that while Yahtzee may often like or dislike games that I, too, like or dislike, there are some I disagree with. For example, I loved Mass Effect, but think that Painkiller is nothing particularly special. OTOH, Prototype actually isn't too bad and Sands of Time is the best game in the PoP trilogy.

Dok Zombie said:
Also I thought Mirror's Edge was superb.
While I thought it was very good, the flaws were just too annoying for me to call it superb. That doesn't mean I didn't really like it. I just thought that there was too many forced combat sections and not enough to differentiate them from the sections when you're meant to run away. Also, some stealth-type sections might have been nice too...

tl;dr: IMO, Mirror's edge was very good but it wasn't "superb".
 

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so now guitar games are thrown onto the same rack as Halo under "do not play because it's popular" haha

oh well, I'm okay with the anti-Halo because I was real unhappy with how AC2 ditched Ezio too =(

like seriously, I was so getting into his life story and then...meh

for me it was like that leaking balloon analogy Yahtzee used for his Mad World review

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