Best Pick up line

[poptart123]

What is your best pick up line? Also tell if your saying it to a girl or a boy.

 

[AkJay]

(I'm a boy) "How would you like an Australian kiss? it's like a French kiss, but down under "

 

[Stevato]

Get your coat, you've pulled

Hey treacle wanna get sticky?

Nice shoes, lets fuck

(Please don't try any of these, i certainly havn't)

Oh and i'm a dude, so i'd say it to a girl, or a dude who looks like a lady when i'm wearing the ol' beer goggles

 

[ae86gamer]

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Did you lose your name tag *hands them a packet of sugar*

 

[tenk51]

does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

 

[rainman2203]

(To a girl)
Hey baby, I must be a pirate,
Cuz I'm staring at your chest
and diggin' your booty!

An eyepatch is highly encouraged. If she bites, you can follow with a bad "walk my plank" joke or choose from the plethora that is pirate innuendo.

 

[PasDeChat]

"Hi, I'm helicase, so get over here so I can unzip your jeans."


I'm a girl

 

[the captain]

Does this drink taste like it has a rufy in it?

 

[Shapsters]

(To a girl)
Hey baby, I must be a pirate,
Cuz I'm staring at your chest
and diggin' your booty!

An eyepatch is highly encouraged. If she bites, you can follow with a bad "walk my plank" joke or choose from the plethora that is pirate innuendo.

And there is oh, so much pirate innuendo!

 

[JMWahrer]

how much dose a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice

 

[Shapsters]

"Hi, I'm helicase, so get over here so I can unzip your jeans."


I'm a girl

Do girls actually use pickup lines? Then again, do guys?

 

[Danzaivar]

Get your t**s out!

 

[Minimike3636]

"Hi, I'm helicase, so get over here so I can unzip your jeans."


I'm a girl

OH MAN! You took that one before I could... My 9th grado Biology teacher told my entire class that pick-up line while we were learning about genes. It's great, but most girls don;t understand it... Fail.

BTW, I'm a boy.

 

[poptart123]

how much dose a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice

I think you meant to put this in "Your worst joke" topic

 

[Biek]

If I could change the alphabet i'd put U and I together. *wink*

 

[Tesgami]

I heard a long one today, good but long. I'm a guy by the way, to the ladies:

"Love is a sensation, created by temptation, to feel penetration; so the boy sticks his location, in the girl's destination, to add to the population. Do you understand my explanation. Or should I give you a demonstration?"

 

[Flying-Emu]

"Hi, I'm socially awkward and making an attempt at casual conversation. I think we both know where this is going."

"Hi, I'm socially awkward and trying to..."

This is when I break down and cry.

Dear God I'm so alone!

 

[Tesgami]

Also, still a guy by the way:

"I'VE GOT A GUN! GRAB YOrU COAT AND GET IN THE F***IN' CAR!!"

 

[SmilingKitsune]

"Hi, I'm socially awkward and making an attempt at casual conversation. I think we both know where this is going."

Hey Max is back!

I'll go with, "if I said you had a beautiful elven body would you hold it against me?"

 

[Eiseman]

"I'm just window shopping right now, but I might come inside later if that's all right."