Best Pick up line
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"You must work at Subway cause you just gave me a footlong." or "Hey baby do you like McDonalds? Yes? Then how would you like a taste of my Big Mac." If you didn't figure it out already, I'm a guy. (Warning: Neither of these pick-up lines are intended for actual use. I am not liable for any reaction a woman may have against you if you actually use them. You have been warned.)
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
an oldie but a goodie, still works
an oldie but a goodie, still works
Except the old, "Have you got a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them" 100% Guaranteed to work on any girl.cas said:trust me no pick up lines are good
I got one more up my sleeve. "Madam, would you be offended if I said that I wanted to use your ass and boobs as dual bongos?" Also I remembered my other one but BudZer stole it. "Madam, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive." It is a good one though isn't it BudZer?
step one: get your psycho face right
step two: wear your "dead girls don't say no" t-shirt
Then you use a line like "wanna have some fun baby" or stuff like that and make sure she notices the t-shirt b4 she answers.
Chances of you getting laid are pretty high, that is once the cops get to you and put you in the same cell as the big scared buy in the fluffy pink thong. Unless you're "lucky" enough to go straight to the friend zone with him due to your t-shirt.
Staying in the disturbing section we have
You knoew the movie "good girls gone wild"? well i'm about to make "hot girls gone cold" wanna star in it? (wear the above-mentioned t-shirt)
Also for the internet chicks.
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step two: wear your "dead girls don't say no" t-shirt
Then you use a line like "wanna have some fun baby" or stuff like that and make sure she notices the t-shirt b4 she answers.
Chances of you getting laid are pretty high, that is once the cops get to you and put you in the same cell as the big scared buy in the fluffy pink thong. Unless you're "lucky" enough to go straight to the friend zone with him due to your t-shirt.
Staying in the disturbing section we have
You knoew the movie "good girls gone wild"? well i'm about to make "hot girls gone cold" wanna star in it? (wear the above-mentioned t-shirt)
Also for the internet chicks.
You support animal happines right? well longcat here would like to meet your pussy
Nope, Tried it, now I have a broken cheekbone. XDneedausername said:Except the old, "Have you got a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them" 100% Guaranteed to work on any girl.cas said:trust me no pick up lines are good
