Best pick-up line.

[VanillaBean]

This has probably been posted before, but what do you think is the best pick-up line to pull on a girl?
For example...

If you were a laser beam, you'd be set on stunning.

 

[Marter]

"Would you hold my drink? I need to take a crap."

If she does it, she's a keeper.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"... Is this the part where im supposed to say some kind of pick-up line?"

 

[almostgold]

"Are yo from Mississippi? Because you're the only Miss I Sippi.... Fuck!"

Hopefully you'll get a laugh out of it.

 

[vento 231]

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
and
Wow! Are those real?

 

[JRCB]

"Are you a sergeant, because you're making my private stand tall."

Class all the way.

 

[Joey245]

*at a dance*

I'll dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go right ahead.

 

[niceguy191]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time.

Damnit, I was going to suggest that one. And yes, I got many a good dates by using it...

Soo...
"Does this smell like ether to you?"
Doesn't work quite as well, but gettin' her high is a start, eh?

 

[burningdragoon]

"hello"

Does that count?

 

[The Wykydtron]

As much as i dislike the concept of pick up lines i have just thought of an epic one

"Are you going Super Saiyan? Because my scouter says your hotness level is OVER 9000!" If she laughs ask her out on the spot.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"D'you want pumped?"

Hey, it worked on me...

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Best one I've used? "What has two thumbs and wants the next dance with you? This guy!" Yep, I said it.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Ja makin' me crazy!

That's the only one I know. I used it once on a girl. Didn't work.

 

[Bernzz]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time.

Damnit, I was going to suggest that one. And yes, I got many a good dates by using it...

Soo...
"Does this smell like ether to you?"
Doesn't work quite as well, but gettin' her high is a start, eh?

Does this drink taste like rohypnol to you?

 

[Ham_authority95]

"I think that pickup lines are completely lame and never work."

 

[Lilani]

"I think that pickup lines are completely lame and never work."

Seconded. I find them insulting, at best.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"Hi."

Because fuck it, if you can't even say "Hi" to the girl (or guy) you are interested in, you are fucked no matter what you do.

 

[GlorySeeker]

Did you eat a bowl of lucky charms this morning? Cause you look magically delicious.

I have had several girls laugh, and tell me its cute. Then again, I wasnt really trying to pick them up either... lol