Best pick-up line.

[bobbybobson]

"If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA-Helicase, because then I could unzip your genes."

 

[SovietSecrets]

"You suck at math. Let me come over to your house and tutor your privately."

 

[MetaMop]

"Have you got any raisins? How about a date?"

 

[tso0001]

"INTERCOURSE ME!!"

BTW: if you use that, be prepared to get punched in the cock.

 

[Isolda Sage]

Here's one that made me laugh but I already kinda knew the person who said this to me.....

"So, you say you've already lost your virginity? Well that's okay with me. I'd just like to play with the box it came in."

I thought it was damn funny!

 

[Firetaffer]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time.

Haha thanks for the laugh .

 

[Thamous]

I have a knife, get in my van.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Embedding was disabled, but the line starts at 15 seconds. If this would ever actually work, the man using it would be crowned King of Men. Fact.

 

[Mr. Spazza]

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cuz you've got nice cans..."

 

[MetaMop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTE-ig7NhY

 

[thefrizzlefry]

Hey, just out of curiosity, have you ever read Gravity's Rainbow?

That one got me laid. No joke.

 

[fishy009er]

"Are you a Squirtle, 'cause you're making me wet."

I actually got my bother to use that one once and he got slapped right in the face. So I guess it didn't really 'work' but it was freaking hilarious. XD

 

[Kris015]

How about a pizza and then sex at my place?

.. or don't you like pizza?

 

[captaincabbage]

"Would you hold my drink? I need to take a crap."

If she does it, she's a keeper.

"Will you hold my drink? I need to take a carp."

Then you go out and catch a fresh carp for her.

 

[Akatosh3]

"Can I borrow your mouth?"

 

[crudus]

"You're cold. Let me hold you"

You would be shocked how much this works.

"Are you wearing cherry chap stick? If I kissed you, would I like it?"

...

<_<

Haha, best one I have read on here. It is actually clever!

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Seconded. I find them insulting, at best.

Even when used in a tounge in cheek manner?

What kind of a social retard would use a pick-up line with a straight face? :O

 

[Royta]

Hey there. This is a bit of a strange question but I'm am totally wasted and just blew diahrea( hate spelling that word) all over in my pants. So yeah. Can I get into yours?

Seriously though. I can't remember using a pickupline. I have more a pickup conversation that's about me telling some weird story. If they like it, I'll tell another one and she's a keeper.

 

[Death God]

As much as i dislike the concept of pick up lines i have just thought of an epic one

"Are you going Super Saiyan? Because my scouter says your hotness level is OVER 9000!" If she laughs ask her out on the spot.

That made me laugh. I don;t think I've heard that one before.

OT: My friends and I were bored one day so we looked up some pretty funny ones. Most way too inappropriate but I have to share a few of them game related.

"Hey, want to see my Tangala?"
"Just you and me and a couple of rupees. Oh wait, did I say rupees again?"
"Do you know your way around a pipe? No? Do you want to learn to use mine?"

 

[GeneralDefiance]

agreed on this one. its pretty much a lottery who is interested in pickup lines and whos likely to waste a £/$10 drink on your new shirt. Confidence to approach is whats worked best for me before and being funny is also a good help.