Best pick-up line.

[Nouw]

GET OVER HERE!

If that works, the gaming community applauds you!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Hey babe, are you gunna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary tonight ;} " WORKS EVERYTIME!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time.

Flippin' ninja.

 

[SimuLord]

If I'm talking to her because she's displaying some sort of interest that I happen to share, it's "Hi, I couldn't help noticing..."

If she's clearly trying to approach me but worrying how I'll react: "I'm not radioactive, you can come up and talk to me. C'mere, have a seat. I'm Fox."

 

[Paksenarrion]

"Are you wearing cherry chap stick? If I kissed you, would I like it?"

...

<_<

 

[qwertyzxy27]

If i could rearrange the periodic table of elements I'd put Iodine and Uranium together ;D

 

[Speedwagon]

"Are you an angel, cause I've got an erection"

No, wait that can't be right.....

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Works every time.

 

[SimuLord]

If i could rearrange the periodic table of elements I'd put Iodine and Uranium together ;D

That's really awkward, but there's no chemical element with the symbol "Me" to make it workable.

If you're gonna go with a nerdy pick-up line, try "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves".

 

[loc978]

No pickup lines work. But they're great for a giggle. My favorite would be: "Hi. I have an eight inch tongue and can breathe through my ears."

If she has a witty retort for that, I pursue. Favorite retort I've gotten: "Oh, good! I've been needing a colonic irrigation!"

 

[SimuLord]

No pickup lines work. But they're great for a giggle. My favorite would be: "Hi. I have an eight inch tongue and can breathe through my ears."

If she has a witty retort for that, I pursue. Favorite retort I've gotten: "Oh, good! I've been needing a colonic irrigation!"

Hellooooooo, Dali...er, dolly!

 

[qwertyzxy27]

If i could rearrange the periodic table of elements I'd put Iodine and Uranium together ;D

That's really awkward, but there's no chemical element with the symbol "Me" to make it workable.

If you're gonna go with a nerdy pick-up line, try "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves".

why does it need to be Me? its I and U like the old Alphabet pickup line with a nerdy twist

 

[OblivionSoul]

*at a dance*

I'll dance next to you. If you want to think we're dancing together, go right ahead.

Nice ME2 reference. Best scene.

OT: Never was good with pick up lines...

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"The only thing more stunning than your looks is that tazer you're about to use on me."

 

[SimuLord]

If i could rearrange the periodic table of elements I'd put Iodine and Uranium together ;D

That's really awkward, but there's no chemical element with the symbol "Me" to make it workable.

If you're gonna go with a nerdy pick-up line, try "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves".

why does it need to be Me? its I and U like the old Alphabet pickup line with a nerdy twist

You know how you borrow money from a scientist? Give him an Iodine, Oxygen, Uranium.

 

[WOPR]

me: "there's 21 letters in the alphabet right?"
her: "no there's 26"
me: "oh right, I keep forgetting about u r a q t"

(if you don't get that it's "you are a cutie")

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Bloody hell, this is heavy".

(sorry)

 

[WingedIncubus]

This has probably been posted before, but what do you think is the best pick-up line to pull on a girl?
For example...

"Hi, how are you doing?", or "Hey, what's up!", or "whacha' reading?"

 

[IronMaidenLeigh]

How about just "Hi, my name's (whatever)"? She'll be so impressed that you didn't use some lame pick up line, she might actually talk to you.