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Released three pigs into school labeled 1,2 and 4. The three pigs were rounded up real fast but the administration kept looking for days for pig number 3 until they figured it out.
A few good ones:
The volcano; line the bowl of a toilet with baking soda and but vinegar in the cistern, flush and watch the ensuing horribleness.
My brother's entire math class all stood and broke into 'This little light of mine...' at the same time. 5x
I once convinced a drunk girl at a party that asian people couldn't whistle. She then went round the party asking all the asians if they could whistle.
My godfather and his friends, when they were in college, moved everything from a guys room and set it up exactly the same way on the roof of the building opposite their dorm, that the guys window overlooked. They even ran extension chords to it so the lights and stuff would be on
The volcano; line the bowl of a toilet with baking soda and but vinegar in the cistern, flush and watch the ensuing horribleness.
My brother's entire math class all stood and broke into 'This little light of mine...' at the same time. 5x
I once convinced a drunk girl at a party that asian people couldn't whistle. She then went round the party asking all the asians if they could whistle.
My godfather and his friends, when they were in college, moved everything from a guys room and set it up exactly the same way on the roof of the building opposite their dorm, that the guys window overlooked. They even ran extension chords to it so the lights and stuff would be on
reminds me of a prank i played at work to a complete jack leg,i waited for him to got to the bathroom then got to work!
first I would change his close-down sounds on his desktop to porn sounds(woman orgasm's), turn up the speaker volume to max,
then I would flip his desktop [windows allows you to do this with ctrl+alt+ down]
then i disable shortcut keys, so the only way it would to reset the desktop was to reboot....all that was left was to wait for the comedy to ensue.
now we worked in a call center so he usually answered the phone before logging back into his computer, after he logged in and saw the upside down desktop, it was enough to get him flustered,
first he was gestured the equivalent of "hurr hurr" you flipped my desktop as he spoke to the customer. [i smiled and nodded and tried to contain my laughter for i knew how this was about to play out]
so he desperately tried to reset the computer, leaving the customer thinking he is an incompetent ass and he doesn't know how to use a computer.
Then he would see the shortcut keys were not working then proceeded to reset the computer (he was clearly agitated at this stage).
Funnily enough when the porn sounds started at full blast he freaked out!, the customer thought he was watching porn as did the entire office....
needless to say the computer would not shut down until the computer was finished playing the sounds, by time he got to the speakers it was too late ....note if you work in an office with individual computers LOCK YOUR WORK STATIONS!
I love messing with my friends' computers. We all know the desktop screenshot trick, so we have to be a little more creative and/or silly. I'm a big fan of subtlety...very minor irritants that take forever to figure out, multi-layered gimicks, etc.
One person (has a Mac) I set his desktop to go to a new picture every 3 minutes, instead of 30 minutes like he set it to originally. To cover this, I changed his homepage to...well, I won't say it. But it was chuckle-worthy. Took him hours to figure out why his comp lagged every three minutes.
Another Mac using friend, swapped his remote with another (not that he noticed, but I think of these things) and every time I walked past his room (with the excuse that his room was between mine and the kitchen) I would randomly switch his volume to max or min. Sooo hard to keep a straight face on that one.
And finally, messed with one guy by switching the positions and icon graphics of WoW and his anti-virus program.
As for office tricks, the best picture I've seen is a cubicle with the entrance taped over entirely with clear packing tape, and the whole thing filled to the brim with pink packing peanuts.
One person (has a Mac) I set his desktop to go to a new picture every 3 minutes, instead of 30 minutes like he set it to originally. To cover this, I changed his homepage to...well, I won't say it. But it was chuckle-worthy. Took him hours to figure out why his comp lagged every three minutes.
Another Mac using friend, swapped his remote with another (not that he noticed, but I think of these things) and every time I walked past his room (with the excuse that his room was between mine and the kitchen) I would randomly switch his volume to max or min. Sooo hard to keep a straight face on that one.
And finally, messed with one guy by switching the positions and icon graphics of WoW and his anti-virus program.
As for office tricks, the best picture I've seen is a cubicle with the entrance taped over entirely with clear packing tape, and the whole thing filled to the brim with pink packing peanuts.
I have three. Two Dane Cook-inspired, the other one of my own invention.
1. Walk into a bank teller line, kind of nudge the person in front of you. as they turn around start putting on gloves and say 'Now would be a good time to leave'
2. Walk into a club or bar, go to a person of the opposite gender that is pretty good looking, and say 'hey, are you going to walk out to your car by yourself later tonight?'
and finish with 'I'll be over there, watching you all night'
3. Take a can of women's hair removal cream (I find that Nair works well and also has an unpleasant odor... bonus points!) and while someone is asleep, remove one (and only one) of their eyebrows...
1. Walk into a bank teller line, kind of nudge the person in front of you. as they turn around start putting on gloves and say 'Now would be a good time to leave'
2. Walk into a club or bar, go to a person of the opposite gender that is pretty good looking, and say 'hey, are you going to walk out to your car by yourself later tonight?'
and finish with 'I'll be over there, watching you all night'
3. Take a can of women's hair removal cream (I find that Nair works well and also has an unpleasant odor... bonus points!) and while someone is asleep, remove one (and only one) of their eyebrows...
I don't know if this counts as a prank, but we just got a new vice principal, and out of curiosity we looked up what happened to our old, and found she had switched because she was caught in an affair with the principal of her former school. During school hours.
That was all build up, the funny part is I was sent to speak with her about my attendance, or lack there of. When she asked why I wasn't in class I smirked and asked why she left her old school...
That was all build up, the funny part is I was sent to speak with her about my attendance, or lack there of. When she asked why I wasn't in class I smirked and asked why she left her old school...
I have two I used to do in college...though a bit mean spirited.....save for those you truly can't stand.
1) Go to a large house party with pieces of frozen (or fresh) chicken and a ziplock baggie. Take with you a Phillips screwdriver. During the party, you'll eventually make your way to the restroom where you will remove an electrical face-plate behind locked doors. Remove chicken from bag and stuff in hole that electrical plate was covering. Replace faceplate. Days later, after the party is well said and done and cleaned up, the chicken will begin to rot and stink to high heaven, all the time no-one can find where it is coming from ...it's now in the walls!
2) Did this to a few dorm rooms: Take an old classic cardboard album sleave or large Fed-ex shipper where is't open on just one side. Fill empty sleeve with condiments of choice (ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, etc..). Place open end of filled sleeve under door jam so open side is facing room behind door. With all your might and weight, stomp on sleeve to eject contents in a fanning spray pattern to target room. When they return from class and open their locked door,....what a surprise!
Now I will go to confession
1) Go to a large house party with pieces of frozen (or fresh) chicken and a ziplock baggie. Take with you a Phillips screwdriver. During the party, you'll eventually make your way to the restroom where you will remove an electrical face-plate behind locked doors. Remove chicken from bag and stuff in hole that electrical plate was covering. Replace faceplate. Days later, after the party is well said and done and cleaned up, the chicken will begin to rot and stink to high heaven, all the time no-one can find where it is coming from ...it's now in the walls!
2) Did this to a few dorm rooms: Take an old classic cardboard album sleave or large Fed-ex shipper where is't open on just one side. Fill empty sleeve with condiments of choice (ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, etc..). Place open end of filled sleeve under door jam so open side is facing room behind door. With all your might and weight, stomp on sleeve to eject contents in a fanning spray pattern to target room. When they return from class and open their locked door,....what a surprise!
Now I will go to confession
Back when I was still in school, the teacher decided we would have to learn how to use DOS for a week. So during the entire week, we had to keep using DOS on all the computers, and we had to learn how make .bat files. Me and 2 other guys were alone in the class for some time, during which we replaced the .bat file everyone made on each computer with one that'd freeze up the entire thing.
We had so much fun with that.
We had so much fun with that.
This only works if you have a set of keys for your friend's house, or other viable quasi legal method of entry. This works great in dorms.
1. Wait for your mate to go out on the piss.
2. Enter the house and go to the bed room.
3. You should have brought a LOT of disposable plastic cups with you. If you didn't go and get some.
4.Place the plastic cups all over the floor, standing up in rows, wall to wall and partly fill them with water.
5. For added evil, staple them all together, so that each cup is attached to four others.
6. For added added evil leave a video camera hidden in the room to watch the fun.
7. Leave the house locking the door on the way out.
8. Meet your mate in the pub and buy him absinthe. Pay for his taxi home. Make sure they remember their keys.
Oh and me and my brother used to go and talk to girls in bars, and get them to dance with us. Our mates would be at the next table to be the referees. When on the dance floor procede to dance like a twat. As bad as you can manage. The guy who keeps the girls dancing longest is the winner. My record is nearly three minutes. Oh yeah, make sure you pick sober girls. Otherwise you'll be upthere looking like a dick for half an hour and she'll dance worse than you.
1. Wait for your mate to go out on the piss.
2. Enter the house and go to the bed room.
3. You should have brought a LOT of disposable plastic cups with you. If you didn't go and get some.
4.Place the plastic cups all over the floor, standing up in rows, wall to wall and partly fill them with water.
5. For added evil, staple them all together, so that each cup is attached to four others.
6. For added added evil leave a video camera hidden in the room to watch the fun.
7. Leave the house locking the door on the way out.
8. Meet your mate in the pub and buy him absinthe. Pay for his taxi home. Make sure they remember their keys.
Oh and me and my brother used to go and talk to girls in bars, and get them to dance with us. Our mates would be at the next table to be the referees. When on the dance floor procede to dance like a twat. As bad as you can manage. The guy who keeps the girls dancing longest is the winner. My record is nearly three minutes. Oh yeah, make sure you pick sober girls. Otherwise you'll be upthere looking like a dick for half an hour and she'll dance worse than you.
Back when I was in school, I taped over the holes on the underside of the top of the urinals. A very large puddle had built up next to the urinals, but no one removed the tape until I checked for it almost a month later and removed it myself. I asked several people about it later, and they all had nearly been sprayed.
I did a version of this once, for a friend of mine a few years back. Only I was dressed as Snake, and I screamed "METAL GEAR!" before blasting the table.ImmortalItalian said:
Ah, that was the best birthday ever.
Anywho, on topic. Take an object of value from someone and leave an enigmatic riddle as to its whereabouts. Then join your victim and act like you're helping. It's truly hilarious to watch them run around in an attempt to find it.
In Left 4 Dead, shoot cars during expert pistol-only runs. Then laugh maniacally at the ensuing cries of rage.
I don't know if this can actually be considered a prank but whatever. A friend of mine suggested letting a lion in the school. If he's joking, then laughs all around. If he's not joking, then oh shit!
That same friend wants a fight to break out during school so that he can run to the office, and play the Mortal Kombat theme over the PA system. I just couldn't stop laughing at the idea of that.
That same friend wants a fight to break out during school so that he can run to the office, and play the Mortal Kombat theme over the PA system. I just couldn't stop laughing at the idea of that.
I've always been a fan of this one. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8da7m3fiBM&feature=related]
I can only hope that I have the balls to pull something like that when I go to college.
I can only hope that I have the balls to pull something like that when I go to college.